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Make Me Clean: from the #1 ebook bestselling author of Call Me Mummy
Make Me Clean: from the #1 ebook bestselling author of Call Me Mummy
Make Me Clean: from the #1 ebook bestselling author of Call Me Mummy
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Make Me Clean: from the #1 ebook bestselling author of Call Me Mummy

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'Moving, dramatic and darkly humorous' - DAILY MAIL
'Brings a whole new meaning to domestic noir' - THE TIMES
'Funny, grim and very touching' - HARRIET TYCE


She will leave your surfaces sparkling.
But she may well leave you dead...

Maria is a good woman and a good cleaner. She cleans for Elsie, the funny old bird who's losing her marbles, with the terrible husband. She cleans for Brian, the sweet man with the terrible boss. She cleans for the mysterious Mr Balogan with the terrible neighbours. But if you're thinking of hiring her, you should probably know that Maria might have killed the terrible husband, the terrible boss and the terrible neighbours. She may also have murdered the man she loved.

She didn't set out to kill anyone, of course, but her clients have hired her to clean up their lives, and she takes her job seriously - not to mention how much happier they all are now. The trouble is, murder can't be washed out. You can only sweep it under the carpet and pray no one looks too closely...

Darkly funny and completely gripping from the first page to the last, Make Me Clean is one thriller you won't be able to scrub from your mind. Perfect for fans of Harriet Tyce, Fiona Cummins and My Sister the Serial Killer.

LanguageEnglish
PublisherViper
Release dateFeb 16, 2023
ISBN9781800811836
Make Me Clean: from the #1 ebook bestselling author of Call Me Mummy
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Tina Baker

Tina Baker was brought up in a caravan after her mother, a fairground traveller, fell pregnant by a window cleaner. After leaving the bright lights of Coalville, she came to London and worked as a journalist and broadcaster for thirty years. She's probably best known as a television critic for the BBC and GMTV. Call Me Mummy is Tina's first novel.

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