Glee & Me (NHB Modern Plays)
By Stuart Slade
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So she's promised herself two things before she dies:1. She's going to get All The Sex and2. She'll definitively discover the Meaning of Life.
Stuart Slade's play Glee & Me is an unexpectedly optimistic portrayal of love and the extraordinary resilience of the human spirit. It won the Judges Award in the 2019 Bruntwood Prize for Playwriting, and was first performed at the Royal Exchange Theatre, Manchester, in September 2021.
Stuart Slade
Stuart Slade was born in Bristol and now lives in London. He is the Artistic Director of Kuleshov Theatre and the Creative Director of Ivanov Films. His plays include: BU21 (Theatre503, London, 2016); and Cans (Theatre503, 2014), nominated for two Offies – Best Play and Most Promising New Playwright.
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Glee & Me (NHB Modern Plays) - Stuart Slade
Stuart Slade
GLEE & ME
NICK HERN BOOKS
London
www.nickhernbooks.co.uk
Contents
Dedication
Original Production Details
Character
Glee & Me
About the Author
Copyright and Performing Rights Information
This play is dedicated,
with all my love,
to Lucy Slade
Glee & Me was first performed at the Royal Exchange Theatre, Manchester, on 11 September 2021. The cast was as follows:
Character
LOLA, sixteen years old
This ebook was created before the end of rehearsals and so may differ slightly from the play as performed.
Scene One
Hey!
Pause.
So – Okay – what’s the best way of putting this? So you know how the B-set dudes –
Relentlessly hardworking, wall-to-wall highlighter on every single page of their set texts –
(Whispers.) But just a tiny bit tragically slow – sorry – always start off their essays? The Oxford English Dictionary defines –
Man.
Mimes blowing off head with a pistol.
Fuck it – I’m totally gonna be at one with my dimwitted bredren soon – so let’s try it on for size –
The OED defines Glee as ‘great delight, especially from one’s own good fortune… or another’s misfortune’.
Now, there’s a bunch of both sorts of glee in this – good glee and bad glee –
So it kinda works as a title, I reckon –
Glee & Me.
Punchy, right?
I thought about calling it Glee-ma & Me – with the ‘oma’ in brackets –
But that’d be a massively depressing downer, I reckon –
Wanted to keep it nice and light –
(Miss World voice.) All inspiring and heart warming…
Beat.
With the odd bit of soul-coring anguish tossed in, admittedly –
Kinda like a vinaigrette of despair poured over a salad of joy? Does that work?
Anyway, Glioma’s short for Glioma Multiforme –
The OED defines Glioma Multiforme as – nah, I don’t have the heart – put it this way –
If you google it, the top hit’s a neurological paper with the title – wait for it:
‘Glioma Multiforme – colon – The Terminator.’
Swear to God.
Cheers for that, US National Academy of Science – you sick fucks.
Such a beautiful name, though – Glioma Multiforme –
Totally sounds like a languid seductress in a Netflix costume drama –
(Fruity BBC costume drama voice.) My name? Glioma Multiforme – pray come hither to my bedchamber, sir, so I may know you carnally.
She’s a femme fatale, put it that way. Literally.
Much more glamorous than
(Geek voice.) Grade Four malignant brain tumour, anyway.
And Grade Four sounds – so so – like somebody who’s pretty shit at the cello – not quite Grade Eight material. Workmanlike but scratchy.
But it only goes up to four – so four’s as good as you get – well, as bad, obviously –
So I had to settle for Grade Four.
Bummer.
Otherwise, in terms of names, you’re left with GBM 4 – which sounds like the name of a German heavy metal group?
GBM4 in das haus!
So we’ll stick with Glee & Me, okay?
Cuddly euphemism for you.
Scene Two
So, here goes –