Original Death Rabbit (NHB Modern Plays)
By Rose Heiney
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About this ebook
Rose Heiney's Original Death Rabbit is a painfully funny play, shining a light on one woman's struggle with the dark side of the internet. Originally broadcast on BBC Radio 4, the play received its stage premiere at Jermyn Street Theatre, London, in January 2019.
Rose Heiney
Rose Heiney is a screenwriter, novelist and playwright. Her stage plays include Original Death Rabbit (Jermyn Street Theatre, London, 2019) and Elephants (Hampstead Theatre, 2014). She has developed original comedy projects for television with Objective Productions and the BBC, as well as writing on shows such as Miranda and Fresh Meat. She has written regularly for radio. Her first radio play Home Alone transmitted in spring 2013 starring Daisy Haggard. An earlier version of Original Death Rabbit was broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in 2016 starring Jessie Cave. Her first novel, The Days of Judy B, was published in 2008 and was nominated for The Times/South Bank Show Breakthrough Award.
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Original Death Rabbit (NHB Modern Plays) - Rose Heiney
Rose Heiney
ORIGINAL DEATH RABBIT
NICK HERN BOOKS
London
www.nickhernbooks.co.uk
Contents
Original Production
Original Death Rabbit
About the Author
Copyright and Performing Rights Information
Original Death Rabbit was first performed at Jermyn Street Theatre, London, on 9 January 2019, with the following cast:
This ebook was created before the end of rehearsals and so may differ slightly from the play as performed.
A tiny, very messy studio flat. The mess is pretty dense; we’re almost in hoarder territory, but not quite.
On the walls are posters pertaining to the four major Richard Curtis films – Four Weddings and a Funeral, Notting Hill, Love Actually and About Time.
And a small shelf of books – old, cloth-and-leather-bound books.
There is a little table and chair set up in the centre of the flat. The bit of wall behind the table is white, and free of posters (this is important as we’re going to project things on to it later).
There’s a laptop open on the table.
A young woman who believes herself to be an UGLY CUNT – so that’s what we’ll call her throughout – is sitting on a swivel chair in front of the laptop, staring at the screen.
She is wearing an old, bright-pink, animal-print fluffy onesie with a hood, which has large fluffy pink-and-white bunny ears on it.
The UGLY CUNT is using the Photo Booth application on her laptop. Stares very, very seriously at the screen. Adjusts her ears so they are straight. Presses a key, and we hear the one-two-three Photo Booth countdown, then a too-loud sound and a too-bright flash as her selfie (stiff, solemn, fluffy-eared selfie) is projected brieflly on to the wall behind her.
Webcam working, let’s begin.
The UGLY CUNT addresses the webcam. She speaks with a slight mockney accent.
It comes and goes. Stronger at the start of the monologue – fades totally away to RP at the end.
She is swigging from a bottle of vodka throughout.
Okay.
You probably know who I am, if you’re watching this. Unless it’s gone viral, and you’re new to this, and you’ve had to read up. In which case – Hiiiiii!! I’m – you can google my real name, if you’re really that desperate to know it. All you need to know is I’m thirty-one years and three-hundred-and-sixty-four days old, I have twenty-eight thousand seven hundred and eighty-seven followers on Twitter. People have opinions about me. I am a tiny but inarguably significant fragment of the internet.
I was a thing, you see. I was a pretty bloody big bloody thing. I was briefly – very briefly – a meme. A craze. One of the first.
What happened was – okay, hold on – just a minute –
She scrolls through her iPhone picture library.
Aha.
She brings up a picture of the herself, a few years younger – it’s projected onto the wall behind her. In the photo she’s wearing the same rabbit onesie she’s wearing now, over full academic dress. She’s with two friends, and they’re standing outside the Oxford University Examination Schools, celebrating the end of their Finals. Champagne, party poppers, etc. She looks wild, happy, excited.
June 2006. Twenty-one years old, just finished finals. Got a First, thank you very much – (Burps, loudly, then curtsies.) English Literature.
You probably hate me now because I went to Oxford, don’t you? You’ve turned. You were inching towards interest, sympathy, blah blah blah but now you’re all like ‘Elite! Bullingdon! Bullingdon! Incest! Beagles! Die! Die! Pitchfork! Die!’ Well FYI that’s your problem, not mine. What do you want me to say? ‘My old man’s a dustman.’ Sorry.
Actually, fuck it – I’m going to tell you more about Oxford. And you can all tweet at me what an overprivileged cunt I am, and you’ll