Dear Lupin (NHB Modern Plays)
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Roger Mortimer's hilarious, touching, and always generous letters to his son, Charlie, are packed with crisp anecdotes and sharp observations. Spanning twenty-five years, their correspondence forms a memoir of their relationship, and an affectionate portrait of a time gone by.
Dear Lupin was adapted for the stage by best-selling author and actor Michael Simkins, revealing many more undocumented stories of the trials and tribulations of Charlie's youth and adulthood.
The play toured the UK in 2015, before a run in the West End at the Apollo Theatre, starring real-life father and son James Fox and Jack Fox.
'This charming tale of paternal love and genteel japes' - Evening Standard
'A touching tribute to the rock-solid and wise affection of a funny, perhaps sometimes lonely, maverick father for his classically "hopeless" son' - TheatreCat
'Skillfully adapted by Michael Simkins' - Guardian
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5My parents just gave me this for Christmas. I was a bit taken aback when I saw the title. Message, Jim? Anyway, it's hilarious, and I'm not given to overstatement. I really mean it. A brilliant comic eye and superb understatement. All terribly English.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The letters from the father are funny but there is certainly hints of despair at the son's behaviour. If you hate the politically correct world there's lots to laugh at.
Book preview
Dear Lupin (NHB Modern Plays) - Charlie Mortimer
ACT ONE
Darkness. A room, dimly seen.
Various items of furniture, some covered with dust sheets. A chaise longue, a wardrobe, a stepladder, a child’s rocking horse, a drinks tray, an old microwave cooker, a foldaway bed, shelves, books, paintings, tea chests, chests of drawers, general clutter; anything, in fact, which can be used to help tell the story.
We hear a chorus of the ‘Eton Boating Song’ picked out softly with one finger on a piano.
A figure is standing in the darkness, looking about him, as if visiting somewhere filled with memories from long ago. As the ‘Eton Boating Song’ reaches its last note we snap to –
Sound of the theme to Mastermind.
Simultaneously, the figure whips off the dust sheet to reveal a black-leather chair upholstered with chrome armrests now picked out by a single piercing spotlight.
Meanwhile a man approaches and sits. He’s in his mid-fifties, dressed in a rumpled cardigan, corduroy trousers and scuffed suede shoes.
The figure has now become the QUIZMASTER (note: the following exchange should commence normally but be played at increasing speed).
QUIZMASTER. Your name?
ROGER. Roger Mortimer.
QUIZMASTER. Your occupation?
ROGER. Geriatric racing hack and long-suffering father.
QUIZMASTER. Your chosen subject?
ROGER. Roger Mortimer.
QUIZMASTER. Roger Mortimer, welcome to Celestial Mastermind. You have two minutes on Roger Mortimer, your time starts… now. You once gave the definition of a gentleman as being what?
ROGER. Someone who gets out of the bath to do a pee.
QUIZMASTER. Correct. You were born in 1909 in Cadogan Gardens, Chelsea. In 1930 you joined the Coldstream Guards, fighting at Dunkirk and spending four years as a POW. Upon touching back down on English soil in 1945, what was the first thing you did?
ROGER. Went to a properly flushing lavatory with a copy of The Times.
QUIZMASTER. Correct. You met your wife Cynthia Denison-Pender in 1947. What was your most memorable wedding gift?
ROGER. A set of Viyella pyjamas. Having worn them on our honeymoon my wife sent them to a local laundry, who boiled them. I returned them with a note saying ‘Please donate these to a deserving dwarf.’
QUIZMASTER. Correct. In 1947 you became a racing correspondent and subsequently wrote the definitive history of the Derby. What did you claim were the only three uses for the book?
ROGER. It’s too large for my wife to throw at me; if the leg falls off the billiard table it’s big enough to prop it up; and in case of nuclear attack it’ll provide sufficient lavatory paper to last up to four years.
QUIZMASTER. Correct. Your wife, who in later years could be somewhat excitable, once climbed onto the roof of the family home and threatened to throw herself off. What was your advice to the children?
ROGER. Don’t worry, while she’s up there we can ask her to adjust the TV aerial.
QUIZMASTER. Correct. Who was your racing hero?
ROGER. Sir Gordon Richards.
QUIZMASTER. Your favourite racecourse?
ROGER. Newbury.
QUIZMASTER. Your least favourite?
ROGER. Goodwood. It’s more redolent of dog racing at Slough.
QUIZMASTER. Favourite hobbies?
ROGER. Forty winks.
QUIZMASTER. Favourite food?
ROGER. Salmon kedgeree –
QUIZMASTER. Favourite drink?
ROGER. A double –
QUIZMASTER. Evening out?
ROGER. One that ends early –
QUIZMASTER. Clothes?
ROGER. Anything without a tie.
QUIZMASTER. Music?
ROGER. Slow march from Figaro.
QUIZMASTER. Actor?
ROGER. Richard Briers.
QUIZMASTER. Actress?
ROGER. Ginger Rogers.
QUIZMASTER. TV programme?
ROGER. Mastermind.
QUIZMASTER. Colour?
ROGER. Yellow.
QUIZMASTER. Flower?
Beat.
ROGER. Lupin…
The lights snap up on the QUIZMASTER, who is revealed to be LUPIN.
LUPIN. Roger Mortimer, you’ve scored a record-breaking thirty-five points, with no passes…
Sound of applause.
ROGER. Sorry, I didn’t quite catch your name.
LUPIN. Your son, Dad. Lupin.
ROGER. I knew I’d seen you somewhere before…
ROGER settles back, opens a copy of The Sunday Times and disappears behind it.
LUPIN (now addressing the audience). To the racing-going public he was plain Roger Mortimer. To us, he was simply ‘Dad’, or ‘the old boot’. When he died, The Sunday Times obituary hailed him ‘one of the greats in racing journalism’, The Daily Telegraph called him ‘the pre-eminent historian of the turf’, while The Times wrote that he was ‘one of the most refreshingly candid correspondents of his or any other generation’. Not bad for a man whose only wish in life was to end up in a nursing home on Brighton seafront overlooking the nudist beach.
Lights reveal a desk, on which sits a typewriter.
(Walking across to the desk.) After his death I inherited this – his desk – at which