Christmas is Miles Away (NHB Modern Plays)
By Chloë Moss
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Luke and Christie are typical sixteen-year-old lads from Manchester. They like camping out, drinking lager and talking about girls. But when they leave school and their lives go in different directions, will they still have things in common?
'Young playwright Chloe Moss excels again in her latest offering' - Metro AM
'Young Scouse playwright Chloe Moss knows a thing or two about teenage boys, as is evident in her third excellent play, Christmas is Miles Away... As a playwright Moss just gets better and better. The brilliance of her work is demonstrated by quick wit rather than pompous philosophising, making her latest work subtle, hilarious, relevant, and completely unmissable' - City Life
'Moss assuredly captures the exhilarating terror of standing on the cusp of adulthood and leaving childhood certainties behind. She finds credible language to gain access to the inner world of characters who barely know how to speak their minds ... outstandingly touching' - Guardian
Chloë Moss
Chloë Moss is an award-winning playwright and screenwriter. Her plays include: Run Sister Run (Paines Plough, Soho Theatre and Sheffield Theatres, 2020); The Gatekeeper (Royal Exchange, Manchester, 2012); Fatal Light (part of Clean Break and Soho Theatre's Charged season, 2010); This Wide Night (Clean Break and Soho Theatre, 2008; winner of the 2009 Susan Smith Blackburn prize); The Way Home (Everyman, Liverpool, 2006); Christmas is Miles Away (Royal Exchange, Manchester, 2005; Bush Theatre, London, 2006) and How Love Is Spelt (Bush Theatre, London, 2004). She has also written extensively for television. Credits include Six Wives (BBC One), Dickensian (BBC One), New Tricks (BBC One), The Smoke (Sky1) and Prisoners' Wives (BBC One).
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Christmas is Miles Away (NHB Modern Plays) - Chloë Moss
Chloë Moss
CHRISTMAS IS
MILES AWAY
artNICK HERN BOOKS
London
www.nickhernbooks.co.uk
Contents
Title Page
Original Production
Dedication
Characters
Christmas is Miles Away
About the Author
Copyright and Performing Rights Information
Christmas is Miles Away was first performed at The Studio, Royal Exchange Theatre, Manchester, on 2 November 2005, with the following cast:
Chloë Moss would like to thank Sarah Frankcom, Sophie Marshall and everyone at the Royal Exchange, Mel Kenyon, Graham Foulds, Georgia, Fudge and Paul and Nick Bagnall.
For Phoebe-Chi
Characters
CHRISTIE BENSON, sixteen to eighteen
LUKE MICHAELS, sixteen to eighteen
JULIE BRIDGES, sixteen to seventeen
The action takes place in Manchester between February 1989 and October 1991.
– indicates an interruption.
. . . indicates the speaker trailing off or a change of thought.
Scene One
February 1989. Early evening. Boggart’s Clough: a large parkland in Manchester. CHRISTIE and LUKE, both sixteen, are struggling to assemble a small two-man tent in their usual spot; a little patch by the lake, tucked away amongst overgrown bushes and shrubbery. LUKE is wearing a Lacoste knitted hat and a Berghaus jacket, CHRISTIE a black and red lumberjack’s coat that is too big for him and a deerstalker hat. Their rucksacks are on the floor.
LUKE. You stupid?
CHRISTIE. What?
LUKE. It doesn’t go like that . . . you feed it through the top, yer mong.
CHRISTIE. How many times have I done this?
LUKE. Exactly. Should know how to fuckin’ do it by now . . . take yer gloves off’d be a start.
CHRISTIE. Fuck off.
CHRISTIE pulls one glove off and throws it on the floor.
I’ll get frostbite.
LUKE. It’s nearly March, yer big puff.
CHRISTIE. So, it’s freezin’ . . . I can’t concentrate.
LUKE. Stop fuckin’ daydreamin’, be up in a minute if you paid attention.
CHRISTIE. I’m losing consciousness through hypothermia . . . not fuckin’ daydreamin’.
LUKE. Yes yer are. Julie Bridges’ legs wrapped round yer –
CHRISTIE. Shurrup.
LUKE. Through the fuckin’ top . . . wake up, Christie, fuck’s sake.
CHRISTIE. Do it yer fuckin’ yerself then.
CHRISTIE throws the pole down and sits down, head in hands.
LUKE. Fuck’s up wi’ you?
CHRISTIE. Nothin’.
LUKE carries on with the tent.
She didn’t say anythin’?
LUKE. No.
CHRISTIE. Nowt?
LUKE. I’m tellin’ yer –
CHRISTIE. As if.
LUKE. She never –
CHRISTIE. Not a word?
LUKE. Nope. Pegs . . . get up will yer.
CHRISTIE reaches for the bag of tent pegs from the floor, takes a handful, then passes the rest over to LUKE. They place the flysheet over and start securing it with the pegs.
CHRISTIE. Just blanked yer?
LUKE. Yep.
CHRISTIE. What like . . . expression did she have?
LUKE. What d’yer mean?
CHRISTIE. On her face. Did she y’know . . . smirk or anything?
LUKE. I dunno, she was walkin’ away. I couldn’t see.
CHRISTIE. Did you just let her go?
LUKE. Course I fuckin’ did. What did you want me to do, get her in a headlock?
CHRISTIE. She just carried on walkin’ –
LUKE. Like she hadn’t heard me.
CHRISTIE. She might be deaf.
LUKE. I’ve seen her talkin’ to people . . . like normal.
CHRISTIE. She might lip-read.
LUKE. She might, yeah. Next time I see her, I’ll let me airgun off right by her ear. If she doesn’t jump then we can try somethin’ else. Write on a bit of card.
CHRISTIE. It’s not funny.
LUKE. You know she’s not fuckin’ deaf.
CHRISTIE. I wasn’t serious.
LUKE. She might a’ thought I was windin’ her up. I don’t know her. Never fuckin’ spoke to her before. Only seen her ’round. Felt a bit of a dickhead actually, mate. But I did it. Fer you. Didn’t I? Sorry it didn’t come off like you wanted . . . happens sometimes. You’ll get used to it.
The tent is up, they both stand back to look at it.
Couldn’t swing a fuckin’ midget in that, could yer?
Pause.
CHRISTIE. I’m not arsed anyway.
LUKE. Course you’re not.
CHRISTIE. I’m not.
LUKE. S’alright. You’re allowed.
CHRISTIE. I just . . . I don’t believe yer.
LUKE. Yer what?
CHRISTIE. I don’t believe yer but I’m not arsed.
LUKE. She didn’t fuckin’ say nothin’ . . . why would I lie?
CHRISTIE. Protectin’ me feelin’s.
LUKE. Wha’ the fuck would I wanna do that for?
LUKE crawls into the tent. CHRISTIE sits outside for a moment, sulking, until he is aware of a noise – the wind rustling through the trees – and scuttles inside. They both lean on their elbows side by side, half out of the tent. LUKE starts emptyingone of the rucksacks and dividing the contents between himself and CHRISTIE; lager, crisps, chocolate, a flask. He opens it, takes a swig and passes it to CHRISTIE.
Tea.
CHRISTIE holds the flask but doesn’t drink. LUKE takes his hat off, he has a