The Crocodile (NHB Modern Plays)
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About this ebook
Based on Dostoyevsky's short story, The Crocodile is a ferociously funny, eye-poppingly theatrical play about art, animals and what happens when you try to take on the system from within... a crocodile.
It premiered as part of the 2015 Manchester International Festival, in a co-production with The Invisible Dot.
Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Fyodor Dostoevsky was born in Moscow in 1821. Between 1838 and 1843 he studied at the St Petersburg Engineering Academy. His first work of fiction was the epistolary novel Poor Folk (1846), which met with a generally favourable response. However, his immediately subsequent works were less enthusiastically received. In 1849 Dostoevsky was arrested as a member of the socialist Petrashevsky circle, and subjected to a mock execution. He suffered four years in a Siberian penal settlement and then another four years of enforced military service. He returned to writing in the late 1850s and travelled abroad in the 1860s. It was during the last twenty years of his life that he wrote the iconic works, such as Notes from the Underground (1864), Crime and Punishment (1866), The Idiot (1868) and The Brothers Karamazov (1880), which were to form the basis of his formidable reputation. He died in 1881.
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Reviews for The Crocodile (NHB Modern Plays)
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- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5It’s not that I didn’t like this short story from Dostoevsky, it’s just that it’s incomplete, and comes across as a fragment of an idea. The period in which Dostoevsky wrote this was one of great personal and economic strife, and he was finding an outlet for his increasing dislike of progressive European ideals. Clearly, the crocodile that swallows a man only to have him continue philosophizing within its belly is meant to be an absurd satire on these ideals, but it isn’t all that well developed. Dostoevsky himself said that it was the first part to a comic story that he never finished, and it shows. Frankly, it was more interesting to me to read his rebuttal to the claim that the man represented Nikolai Chernyshevsky, which he did years later in ‘Diary of a Writer’ and which was excerpted in the afterward. That would have been rather heartless indeed, despite their ideological differences, since Dostoevsky knew first-hand just how cruel and unfair imprisonment for political reasons was, but his account, which includes personal anecdotes with Chernyshevsky, seems believable. Regardless, this work is for Dostoevsky diehards only.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5A humorous read bordering on (and into) the absurd. A man is eaten by a crocodile and lives in his stomach. He communicates with the outside world freely (via voice only). His life continues on, but one wonders how long he can maintain such an existence. It reminded me of something that Kafka would have written, but only more humorous. As I read, I wondered if The Crocodile influenced the writing of Metamorphosis by Kafka. A good book (very short, only 78 pages with notes and appendix), not life changing, but worth the read.
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The Crocodile (NHB Modern Plays) - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Tom Basden
THE CROCODILE
Based on a short story by
Fyodor Dostoyevsky
NICK HERN BOOKS
London
www.nickhernbooks.co.uk
Contents
Title Page
Original Production
Epigraph
Characters
The Crocodile
About the Author
Copyright and Performing Rights Information
The Crocodile was first performed on 13 July 2015 at the Pavilion Theatre, Manchester, as part of Manchester International Festival. The cast was as follows:
The Crocodile was commissioned by Manchester International Festival
‘Yes, I will always do what I want. I will never sacrifice anything, not even a whim, for the sake of something I do not desire. What I want, with all my heart, is to make people happy. In this lies my happiness. Mine! Can you hear that, you, in your underground hole?’
Nikolai Chernyshevsky
What Is to Be Done?, 1863
Characters
IVAN MATVEITCH, jobbing actor, thirties
ZACK, his best friend, thirties
ANYA, Zack’s girlfriend and Ivan’s ex, thirties
Setting
A zoo in St Petersburg. 1865.
There are various animals dotted around the stage: birds in cages, a snake on a branch in a glass case, and, stage right behind a low barrier, a huge, still crocodile.
At the back of the stage are some posters for ‘Extraordinary Wild Animals!’ and some red curtains.
Far stage left a piece of tinsel is tied between two poles.
This ebook was created before the end of rehearsals and so may differ slightly from the play as performed.
Scene One
Animal noises. Slowly merging with the sound of a crowd, cooing and laughing. Lights fade up on the empty stage.
IVAN (off). I mean, what is the world coming to!? Genuinely!
IVAN, in a tweed hacking jacket, enters mid-flow, declaiming to a seemingly imaginary audience. He is followed by ZACK.
When this is the cultural sensation of the age? When this garbage is what passes for entertainment? Some caged cretins napping and pooing! I mean, what are these people doing here? What are they expecting these animals to actually do?
ZACK. They’re not expecting anything, Ivan, they’ve just not seen them before –
IVAN. Oh, this is the end of days! You mark my words. This year will go down in history as the very nadir of human civilisation –
ZACK. You said that last year as well –
IVAN. And we’ve got worse, haven’t we? We’ve fallen further and fouler! You know why that Darwin bloke worked out we came from these fluffy fucks? You know why that’s happening now? Because we’re turning back in to them, mate. We’re devolving. Pretty soon we’ll grow fur and tails and beaks and scales and waddle into the sea and turn back into shells.
ZACK. Yup. Did you actually read Darwin’s book?
IVAN. I, yes, I read the back.
ZACK. Okay, well, either way, please don’t get angry with me about it –
IVAN. I’m not angry with you, Zack, I’m angry in general. I’m an artist. That’s my job.
ZACK. I, is it – ?
IVAN. I’m angry that the masses lap up this crap! I’m angry about how much it cost to get in here. And, to be honest… I’m still angry that all my friends go out for dinner last night and don’t think to invite me!
ZACK. Oh my God, Ivan, please…
IVAN. I mean, how can that happen?!
ZACK. It was an accident –
IVAN. I felt like a goon!
ZACK. I know, I’m sorry –
IVAN. An absolute bloody goon! Plodding past the window with Nikolai Dudin, seeing you, Anne, Pav, Sonya, Andrei polishing off dessert, and Nikolai’s like ‘Aren’t those your friends, Ivan?’ and I’m like ‘Er… yes, Nikolai, they are – ’
ZACK. We couldn’t get hold of you –
IVAN. Horseshit!
ZACK. You weren’t at home –
IVAN. I’m an actor, Zack, I am always at home!
ZACK. It… okay, look, Ivan… there was a reason you weren’t at dinner, that, we… we wanted to –
IVAN. Do you know what I ate last night?
ZACK. Well, no, clearly not –
IVAN. Cheese and turnip.
ZACK. Right, that’s… as in?
IVAN. Some cheese and then a turnip. It’s not even a meal. It’s never even been a meal.
ZACK. Well, okay, you can’t pin that on us –
IVAN. I don’t like being left out. Ever!
ZACK. It was, yes and I’m saying you weren’t left out, per se, it was, we were talking about you, Ivan, about your shows and…
IVAN. Then you bring me here! Rub my face in this shit!
ZACK. I’m not… what? Rubbing your face in what?
IVAN. This is what’s stealing my bloody audience, mate! This bilge. These… (Points at the cockatiel.) lightweight prats. It’s a knife in the nuts bringing me here, it really is…
ZACK. Okay, well I didn’t know that, Ivan. I didn’t know you were in competition with animals now –