Heart Balm

By Malachi Stone

Passion, suspense and murder haunt a lawyer and his family.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Malachi Stone
• Release date: Dec 25, 2022
• ISBN: 9781005673772

Malachi Stone

Marlon Brando on Larry King Live quoted an unknown Louisiana woman who said, "Anybody who shows his face in public is an ass." (1) Mindful of those wise words, I created the pseudonym Malachi Stone to author my novels and short stories because, as a practicing attorney in a conservative community, my natural inclination was and still is to avoid notoriety and controversy wherever and whenever possible. That being said, my secret identity affords me a perverse Zorro-like gratification. I've been writing for more than twenty years. For a three-year period I was represented by a fine literary agent (2) in Manhattan, who tried valiantly but without success to place my novels in traditional publishing. Allegedly, objections were raised to negative protagonists and explicit sex. While I am convinced those objections are groundless, I am weary of arguing the point. I'll simply let you, the readers, decide for yourselves. I have garnered many good reviews over the years. See, for example, Elizabeth White (3). Interviews of me may be found on the web, for instance, Steve Weddle, Fiona "McDroll" Johnson, Paul D. Brazill and Ian Ayres (4-7). Please feel free to post reviews of my work, good, bad, or indifferent. Only be sure to remember that most of my books, especially the later ones, are self-published without the dubious benefit of copyediting, content editing or censorship of any kind. So if you post reviews carping about bad language or finding flaws in punctuation, paragraphing or font, I frankly don't care. I'm putting these books out there for the sole reason I wrote them in the first place - to be enjoyed by readers. As my law practice has become more active recently, I have taken a sabbatical from writing but hope to resume soon. My personal and private email is: [e-mail]. I'd be delighted to hear from you!1. http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0308/02/lklw.00.html2. http://variety.com/exec/stacia-decker/3. http://www.elizabethawhite.com/tag/malachi-stone/4. http://www.spinetinglermag.com/2011/04/20/conversations-with-the-bookless-malachi-stone/5. http://imeanttoreadthat.blogspot.com/2012/01/american-banshee-by-malachi-stone.html#!/2012/01/american-banshee-by-malachi-stone.html6. https://pauldbrazill.com/2012/01/19/short-sharp-interview-malachi-stone/7. http://nigelpbird.blogspot.com/2010/09/dancing-with-myself-malachi-stone.html

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Heart Balm

A novel by

Malachi Stone

Tenth Edition

©2022 by Malachi Stone

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TABLE OF CONTENTS:

CHAPTER ONE

CHAPTER TWO

CHAPTER THREE

CHAPTER FOUR

CHAPTER FIVE

CHAPTER SIX

CHAPTER SEVEN

CHAPTER EIGHT

CHAPTER NINE

CHAPTER TEN

CHAPTER ELEVEN

CHAPTER TWELVE

CHAPTER THIRTEEN

CHAPTER FOURTEEN

CHAPTER FIFTEEN

CHAPTER SIXTEEN

CHAPTER SEVENTEEN

CHAPTER EIGHTEEN

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

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CHAPTER ONE

AND NOW A WORD FROM MY SPONSOR

Hi, I’m Ricky and I’m a sex addict, an alcoholic and a methamphetamine addict.

That’s about all I need by way of introduction. My real first name is Vercingetorix but I never use it at meetings. The regular crowd gave me a Hi, Ricky! with real Walmart enthusiasm. We get together like this in the church basement every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday morning bright and early at eight AM, coffee and donuts available for a small honorarium. Today was a specially scheduled Friday-after-Thanksgiving meeting. This morning’s crowd consisted of about twenty coffee’d up specimens. After two years of making the meetings I knew every last one of them. My sponsor Kevin sat sprawled in a folding chair in the front row facing me at the lectern where I proceeded to share on topics germane to my personal trifecta of addictions.

Well, yesterday we had a great turkey day with the family, and today my older daughter marches in the Santa Claus parade with her pom pom squad, I began. Polite laughter mixed in with a few aww’s. "Lately she’s been insisting that we call her Anna, you know, with the a sound the same as in pom pom. I guess it’s her age or whatever, some kind of preteen affectation. As if the name we had chosen for her—Anastasia—weren’t an affectation of its own. Anyway, our other kids are going to be there with Diane, cheering her on. I guess all I want to say is that I’m grateful to my Higher Power and to all of you that I’m here, alive, clean, faithful and sober, and able to enjoy the good things that are going on in my life. So, thanks."

Our group doesn’t applaud unless someone has shared an exceptional story. Mine was garden-variety candy-assed sharing today so I met only polite silence borne out of mutual respect. Or maybe mutual dread, the realization that pride goeth before a fall. I thought I sensed a species of dread recognition rolling off the crowd, from those old enough to know better.

I had been coasting for at least a month, maybe longer, going through the motions, standing up at meetings but not sharing anything personal, anything of consequence, and nothing with an emotional price tag on it. At least my sponsor gave me the thumbs-up gesture of encouragement as I passed by to resume my seat next to him. There was always a seat or two open on either side of Kevin, a safety zone, whether you’re talking bars or twelve-step meetings.

Next up was Kendra, a big-boned washed-out blonde in ass-snug jeans, a Harrah’s Casino sweatshirt, and pony hair tied tight to show off her big forehead. Kendra was what we locals call a Hoosier, a term of opprobrium roughly equivalent to trailer trash. I thought I detected a rumble and shuffle of uneasy excitement from the males at this mixed meeting, an ass-shifting of anticipation. Kendra’s sharing tended to be of the memorable variety, her own personal brand of freestyle eroticism bordering on the far side of pornographic. Perfect attendees knew her to be a thirty-eight-year-old serial divorcée with a penchant for initiating hobosexual ambush encounters in public places. There’s even a term for it: at the meetings now and then I’ve heard it referred to as shitbum sex. And anybody who named their daughter Kendra, making no secret of the fact they would have preferred a boy, was already setting the stage for long-term psychosexual disturbances. Maybe that’s why Kendra’s sharing was always better than a letter to Penthouse.

Hi, I’m Kendra and I’m a sexual and love addict.

Hi, Kendra. Her greeting from the group seemed markedly more enthusiastic than mine had been.

Hi, guys, she responded with an uncomfortable shrug before launching into her customary rapid-fire pressured delivery. Well, Sunday night I suffered a relapse, I guess you could say. Weekend was a bummer, knew it was a mistake to go online when I was in one of my moods, should have called my sponsor but didn’t, yada yada yada, same old same old, bought the t-shirt, wore it out. Anyhow, before I know it, there I am cruising every horny hookups webpage I can think of, like the bad penny you all know me to be. All in the same breath.

You’re not a bad penny, Kendra, Bob the group leader protested. His reedy voice sounded like an oboe. Stop running yourself down. You’re human like all the rest of us. Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Thanks, Bob. Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt, wore it out, like I said. Cut to the chase, some dude agrees to hook up outside a strip club in Washington Park. He asks do I mind that he’s black. I mean, what am I gonna say at that point, right? I guess the guy’s name of Tyranno should of tipped me. So next thing I know we’re all in his Jimmy, me and him shoehorned in, ass cheek to ass cheek with three or four of his runnin’ buds, heading for East St. Louis. We all pile out once we get there; he’s got this nice house—nice by East St. Louis standards, that is. Little cracker box, bars on the windows—you all know the kind I mean. Anyway, we ease on inside, share a few drinks, smoke some 420, one thing leads to another. You know how it goes. Sure enough, before long one of the guys gets one particular nasty ol’ idea in his head, lets on how he wouldn’t say no to a bukkake session. Well, a course nobody’s fixin’ to argue with him at that point. All eyes are on little ole me. You all are familiar with the term bukkake, right? I think it’s Japanese origin.

Murmured recognition. Everybody knew what bukkake meant, and nobody in that crowd was about interrupt Kendra’s momentum at this point by asking her to define her terms.

Whatever. I know it’s unprotected sex, risk-taking behavior and all that, stupid stupid stupid, and I didn’t even know hardly any of them guys’ street names, but brainless me, behind all that booze and dope buzz all of a sudden I heard myself sayin’ yes. Well, wouldn’tcha know, no sooner’n the word’s outta my mouth, here’s Tyranno on the horn putting out the four one one. Inside of fifteen minutes there’s maybe fifty horndog homeboys crammed into that little shitbox house of his, and before the night was over I wound up with a face full a oatmeal an nobody offerin’ me so much as a wet warsh rag.

By now I estimated most if not all of the men at the meeting harbored the same fantasy as I did.

What’s worse, unbeknowits to me Tyranno caught all the action on his phone, and now he says not only won’t he delete it, he’s going to post it on amateur porn sites all over the Internet. So it looks like this time you can call me F. U. C. K’d: forlorn used Cahokia klutz.

Kevin, gaunt as ever, leaned over to me and drawled in a raspy whisper under his droopy mustache, How about Frankenstein-ugly cum kisser?

Or fills up contaminated kleenex, I offered, covering my mouth.

Not bad. How about, uh, floppy-uddered cracker knuckle-dragger?

GSM. Game set match. Never trade acronyms with a borderline schizophrenic who thinks Walmart is slipping Sani-Flush into his medication, despite the fact that Sani-Flush has been off the market since 2013

Ever since our health insurance lapsed and I could no longer afford the one-on-one psychotherapy; Diane insisted as a condition of holding our marriage together that I regularly attend these Sexual Addicts Anonymous meetings. In the past two years I had learned much about myself: that I am addicted to arousal, that I crave humiliating and shaming my partner, that I have deep-seated contempt for women, am preoccupied with anonymous sex, fearful of intimacy and have a morbid dread of castration causing me to be constantly mindful of my cock and balls. In other words, a typical All-American male. Joe College.

Still, for the past two years I had remained scrupulously faithful to Diane, a fact I credit more to the other condition she imposed on our marriage’s survival: weekly vespers, liturgy and monthly confession at Sts. Boris and Gleb Eastern Orthodox Church. In church I made the good confession to Jesus Christ Himself, not to nineteen other perverts just like me.

Bob the insurance man, group leader for this particular Wednesday, tried to put Kendra’s relapse into perspective for her in a supportive way. Then Kendra began heading back to her seat. As she passed by, she shot me a wink—a wink meant for me and me alone. Or at least I thought so. Hoped so? The other men in the room, taking advantage of the opportunity, craned their necks and focused their own peculiar brand of x-ray vision on the slow swing of Kendra’s ass as her low heels clicked and clocked their way down the center aisle. Kendra might have been flattered; these were men who’d spent half their lives looking at porn.

Stan took the podium. Stan, we all knew, grappled with his fascination over the glory holes in a local adult bookstore. I surreptitiously glanced at my watch as Stan launched into the latest chapter in his troubling saga of peek-a-boo fellatio on the installment plan. When it was over, Bob told Stan to call on his Higher Power and reminded him to phone his sponsor the moment he felt the urge next time, adding that we’re all in the same boat. Bob’s advice, while well intentioned, tends to be one-size-fits-all. Then Bob opened it up to the floor and Kevin began offering Stan his own unique insight.

I’m sick and tired of hearing this same old happy horseshit, Kevin began, his deep voice and laconic drawl making it sound almost like he knew what he was talking about. Long as I’ve been coming here, your lame-assed rap ain’t never changed, Stan. And you ain’t never gonna change. Never. You know why that is, Hoss?

Why? Stan asked, his husky boy’s voice full of anticipation. It was like he really wanted to know but was afraid to hear the answer from this werewolf in our midst, this veiled prophet of the streets, hater of Catholics, fearer of clandestine Sani-Flush contamination and inveigher against black hair, whose frequent arrests for nighttime screaming had become so commonplace they rarely made the papers any more.

It’s because you get off on it, Kevin pronounced as his verdict. You get your nuts off just as much standing up here with your face hanging out humiliating yourself in front of a bunch a perverts as you do hiding behind a busted drywall on your knees with your mouth open wide. Don’t you get it?

No. What?

The meetings are giving you the exact same sick payoff you want out of the glory hole trip: Self-abasement. Mortification. Degradation. And until you don’t need those things any more, Stan, until you no longer need to fill up the gaping glory hole your tortured soul has become, the glory holes will go on singing their siren song, the one that only you and all the other cock-suckerin’ dogs like you can hear.

All right, Bob interrupted, now that’s a bit much. Let’s try and remember the reason we’re all here, which is to help each other get over our addictions. Name-calling is particularly inappropriate and doesn’t serve that purpose at all. Don’t you agree, Kevin? Kevin?

My sponsor pulled down the bill of his Cardinal’s cap to mustache level, tilted it back and turned his face away to sulk. Or maybe he was scoping out the room for lurking papists.

One or two more sharing sessions later, the meeting adjourned with the Serenity Prayer and we took leave of one another, at least until Saturday. I had to open up the office by nine AM and interview my new prospective employee, a Ms. Heart Robbins.

I had just reached my car a half-block from the church when I felt a tap on my right arm. I turned to encounter Kendra M. She said, Hey.

Hey yourself, Kendra. Can I give you a lift? I asked.

Where you headed? I could see her breath, its vapor mixing with mine in strange and changing patterns.

Downtown.

If it ain’t too much trouble, then.

I held the passenger door open for her and said, No trouble at all. It’d be a pleasure, actually. Hope you don’t mind being seen riding around in this old beater of mine. A hundred eighty-nine thousand miles on her and still running. Three quarters of the way to the moon if you like astronomy.

Left your Jag-you-are home today?

Jaguar’s in the shop, in the bay next to my Mercedes.

Don’t forget, I hear you constantly bitchin’ at all them meetings three times a week ‘bout your financial troubles and how hurtin’ for money you all are on accounta your addictions over the years. Alcohol, meth, and pussy. She counted them off on her fingers. Them three left you all broke and shit.

You know me too well, Kendra. You can see right through me. Most folks find it especially hard to believe that a lawyer with his own practice could have no money. It’s particularly galling because people hate lawyers in general and rich lawyers in particular, and lump me into both categories. I nodded for her to get in.

Life sure ain’t fair. But you can’t never tell, can you? Like for instance this one old dago that still stayed down there in Washington Park—she pronounced it Washinton—even after the niggers got so bad, until he was like the next-to-the-last white man left in town, he walks the streets lookin’ like a total hobo, with patches on his ass, wearin’ this ole busted out World War Two jacket, you’d pitcher him standin’ in a cheese line or hangin’ around on the sidewalk waitin’ for the food pantry to open up? I ast a friend of mine and as it turns out, that ole duffer was the head of the local mafia. Can you believe it? Had money up the ass. Fact was he chose to live like he didn’t. Funny, huh?

She eyed me curiously. Still holding the door like a chauffeur I beckoned her to sit.

Such a gentleman. She scootched herself gracefully into the right front passenger seat where my Diane had last sat. After I pulled away from the curb she said, They got them that Santy Claus thing goin’ on this mornin’, like you said?

Yep. The parade. Kinda cold for it this year. You going?

I ain’t much for parades. You got you a daughter in it, right?

I’m flattered. At least somebody was listening to me sharing.

Oh, I always listen. Listen like a panther. To everybody, I mean. I ain’t singlin’ you out or nothin.’ We had gone two blocks before she shot me a sidelong glance and ventured, Although I have to admit mine was sorta embarrassin’ this particular time.

Not at all; that’s what these meetings are for, so we can let our hair down with sympathetic people. People wrestling with these same feelings.

Waren’t exactly sure how sympathetic the members, especially the male members, might be with the idea of a white woman, you know, havin’ group sex with a whole bunch a black men, is all.

Well, see? Now you know we all support you, Kendra. You’re no different than me or anybody else in the group, except maybe more honest. By the way, what was that wink all about?

Wink? What wink? she asked.

Maybe you had something in your eye.

She paused for at least another block before she said, Maybe.

I dropped her off a block north of the fountain. Waiting at a light before proceeding to my interview I caught myself watching the swing and sway of her ass as she sashayed along the crosswalk. Seen through those tight jeans hers truly was a beautiful ass. And that wink had been no accident.

My storefront office faces on a side street in downtown Belleville, Illinois that had escaped suburban renewal. It was a street that time forgot, World War One-era antique storefronts with crumbling paint over brick, creeping dry rot, dilapidated canvas awnings and warped screen doors. Half the stores were boarded-up empty, bearing their For Lease signs like cancellation stamps. Some had been torn down; empty lots gaped like missing teeth, exposing on adjacent buildings the faded and forgotten ghosts of wall billboards painted by men long dead. There is a strictly enforced sign ordinance in Belleville, so the only advertisement for my existence is stenciled prominently on the store window in vulgar gild letters: Rick Galeer, Attorney at Law. The morning sun magnifies and projects it against the far wall inside.

One of the primary areas of my practice is child advocacy. In exchange for referrals of guardian ad litem work by an organization known as BAWD (the acronym stands for

Battered and Abused Women’s Defense) I am obliged to offer a subsidized paralegal secretarial position for a worthy battered woman selected by the organization. In my case, Heart Robbins, about whom I knew nothing other than her name, the logical assumption that she had suffered a history of battery and abuse, and the fact that, during the same time period while I was busily engaged in being faithful to my Diane lo these past two years, Heart had managed to successfully complete four semesters of legal career coursework at the local junior college.

The interview had been scheduled for nine AM and I was running late. The Santa Claus parade was due to kick off at ten and the best sidewalk vantage points went fast. That was one reason I was pleased to see a comely young female parked outside my office in a vintage Pontiac Trans Am that evidenced a history of battery rivaling her own. Sure enough, I had no sooner unlocked the door and flipped on the lights and heat than I heard the front door behind me scrape and groan against the sill. I turned from the thermostat to behold Heart Robbins herself, expectantly offering her delicate right hand in greeting.

May I speak frankly? The first two things I noticed about Heart were her breasts. She was hired before she could so much as hand me her résumé.

Mr. Galeer? she inquired.

Congratulations, I replied rapid-fire. You got the job. When can you start? By the way, can you type? If not, don’t worry about it; I do all my own typing. Big ones, D-cups at least, belying her slender frame and cherubic face. She was at least as tall as I am and looked me confidently in the eye as she spoke.

You have a terrific telephone voice, I went on. If the phone rings just pick it up and say ‘law office.’ Think you can handle that? My arms may have been at my sides, but both my wrists were cocked with impudent anticipation, fingers anxiously twiddling, already cradling the weight of those breasts in my mind’s eye. I should have called my sponsor right then, but I remembered he had no phone and no permanent address most of the time.

I’m your gal, Mister Galeer, Heart said. For some reason those four words made me think of black and white movies on the late late show with dames and guns, passion and betrayal. The feeling lasted only for a moment and then it was gone. But I can also type and use a word processor, she went on. Draft pleadings and documents. Heavy on the client contact. All that good stuff. And I can start right away if you need me to.

I need you to. As a matter of fact, Heart—may I call you Heart?

She nodded eagerly. So did they.

I’m due elsewhere for a previous commitment, so why don’t you take your coat off and make yourself at home for about an hour, familiarize yourself with the place, answer the phone if it rings. I’ll be back before you know it to talk about boring things like salary and benefits package. How’s that sound?

That sounds like a swell idea. And can I handle the Ameche? You bet I can.

Uh, right. As I think back to that day, I remember telling myself that young people’s slang was starting to make me feel like a dinosaur. Moving for the door, I watched Heart slipping her coat off. That’s when those ding dong bells began playing me a tune in the key of D. I did the pistol-popping thing with thumb and forefinger and said, Catch you on the rebound. I hadn’t used that expression since college and it had sounded dumb even back then.

My Diane was waiting for me along the parade route across from the fountain, which had been drained, covered for winter and decorated with Santa’s house, elves and candy canes, and for today only was equipped with a gallows-height review stand. She was dressed in her white parka, the one that made her look like a Christmas snow bunny. To complete the picture, her nose was pink from the cold, and moist when I kissed her. Our younger daughter Tatiana, witnessing our public display of affection, faked self-induced vomiting until Diane told her to stop. Our sons Nick and Wolf stood staring down West Main like they were waiting for a bus.

How’s my favorite antique dealer?

Freezing, if you must know. And starving. The smell of those donuts is driving me absolutely crazy. The icy air for a block in either direction was redolent with the scents emanating from Ye Olde Donut Shoppe across the street.

Try and content yourself with the observation that you’ve never looked lovelier. It was true: my Diane had succeeded in losing forty pounds over the last six months thanks to a military regimen of Pilates, regular trips to the health club and rigorous dieting.

How’d the meeting go?

You know I can’t discuss confidential matters like that, I said. That’s why they call it anonymous.

Just keeping you honest. I know they don’t take attendance or anything.

If it’s meetings you’re after, there’s always the ladies’ auxiliary. COSI COSA, speaking of acronyms, which stands for Chapter of Southern Illinois Codependents of Sex Addicts, met every other Wednesday, proving once again the old adage: Wednesday’s child is full of woe.

Too many sad stories, Diane said.

See how lucky you are?

She slipped her mittened hands into the crook of my arm and leaned against me where I stood on the windward side. "They would have to pick the coldest day of the year, she said. Poor Anna will freeze in that little skirt, even with the cold weather tights they fitted the squad with."

She likes the cold; it’s the Russian blood in her.

Diane stamped her feet against the cold. Wish I could get some of this Russian blood to circulate down into my toes.

That’s why they invented vodka, I offered.

Diane was not amused, given my history. Not even in jest, she said, staring me directly in the face. The howl of a police siren saved me, heralding the parade’s beginning. There were Optimist and Kiwanis floats with fat high school girls dressed like plus-sized elves throwing fistfuls of candy into the crowd, then a brace of mounted policemen, their horses bridling and snorting mist in the cold air. There was a Belleville fire truck and a Swansea fire truck, both decked out in holiday finery, as the local paper would later report, followed by a fleet of emergency vehicles from nearby communities. There were drum and bugle corps from two different state juvenile correctional facilities attended on either side by solemn juvenile justice specialists with slack pockmarked jailor faces and black nightsticks dangling from their gun belts: gun belts that holstered forty-five automatic sidearms. It made me wonder how many pee wee league murderers they had playing in the flugelhorn section.

Diane and I applauded when Anna’s dance troop passed the review stand on the square and went into their flash routine. Diane video’d the whole thing on her cell phone. Pro that she is, our Anna didn’t look into the camera even once. After that, everything was anticlimactic, at least for me. Even our kids seemed to sense the letdown; with Diane’s permission they took their leave of us