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    Santa Claus is Not Responding
    Santa Claus is Not Responding
    Santa Claus is Not Responding
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    Santa Claus is Not Responding

    By Damien Vappereau

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    "Yes, Christmas is in two days, have you sent your requests to Santa Claus, will you be delivered according to your expectations? no one knows, but what I can tell you is that Santa Claus will have a lot of work this year given the global population expansion."

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherSweetspire Literature Management LLC
    Release dateDec 15, 2022
    ISBN9781958381489
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      Santa Claus is Not Responding - Damien Vappereau

      Damien_Vappereau_-_Santa_Claus_is_Not_Responding_Front_Cover.jpg

      Copyright © 2022 by Damien Vappereau

      Paperback: 978-1-958381-49-6

      eBook: 978-1-958381-48-9

      Library of Congress Control Number: 2022916921

      All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any electronic or mechanical means, without the prior written permission of the publisher, except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical reviews and certain other noncommercial uses permitted by copyright law.

      This is a work of fiction.

      The characters:

      1 – The Christmas concierge: A man (possible woman). This is the new «concierge» or «guardian» of Christmas This is his first year, he still does not know anyone and is replacing on short notice the old one who is sick and aging.

      2 – Mrs. Claus: She is a thin woman with a chest (not flat) and long hair.

      3 – The Easter Bunny: A tall thin man, a womanizer. He always has Easter eggs with him.

      4 – The Christmas dwarf: A tall person (not a dwarf at all). He does his work as a Christmas dwarf with love and passion.

      5 – Santa Claus: He no longer has a beard (shaved), and his hair is black (coloration) he is thin (not fat) and of normal height.

      6 – The woman / Prostitute: She is enticing and cheerful, dressed simply with a mid-calf skirt or even less.

      The stage curtain is drawn; a voiceover resounds. This is from a journalist.

      "Yes, Christmas is in two days, have you sent your requests to Santa Claus, will you be delivered according to your expectations? no one knows, but what I can tell you is that Santa

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