Buttocks Land

By Vinício Das Mercês

crazy adventures

• Language: English
• Publisher: Clube de Autores
• Release date: Nov 25, 2019

Book preview

¹padded with yellow and creamy vatapá

², green cubes of tomato, red smoked shrimps and hot pepper sauce.

There is a strong sun shining in a clean and blue sky. It is blowing a soft maritime breeze Katherine’s skin is all covered in droplets of sweat. The droplets are rolling by the rounded shapes of the buttocks such as dew on green leaves in a cold winter morning.

But we are so far away from winter. It’s high summer. Katherine isn’t alone. Three more ladies are with her. This moment all they are having a swim in the sea waters.

At a distance there is a boy admiring Katherine’s bodily contours. This youngster in question is Richard Moon. American writer who is travelling in Brazil. He is an American person with Brazilian soul. He has got a special predilection to the Brazilian women about their abundant contours of the gluteus.

Being he a boy with big imagination, he begins to imagine following scene:

"He imagines being a little ant than it is walking by Katherine’s back. The view than the ant has it a wide plain with dermic surface covered in pores crying sweat and fur as subtle turf. On horizon is possible see an imposing pair of hills. They are true holy hills. While the ant walks, the hills grow up on horizon. After long walk the ant is at the feet of the hills. It’s possible see a narrow and dark valley between the hills. The ant begins to climb one of the hills. A hard climb due to rounded shape of the hill.

Lastly the ant is on the top of the hill. From there it has a wide and panoramic view of Katherine’s body.

"So Katherine begins to stand up. The hill shakes and the ant slides and it falls into the valley. In the middle of the valley a hole opens and sucks the ant. This now it is inside a dark and tight place. It can’t see and it can’t move.

Meanwhile Katherine arrives at her house, she goes rightly at the bathroom. There she undresses her bikini and she sits down on the toilet.

The ant feels something moving. This thing is hard and it is pushing outwards. The ant fights against the hard thing, but it goes on pushing the ant and light arises again. The ant looks downwards and it sees a lake in a white place. The ant falls and with it the hard thing. The hard thing is a piece of shit in reality. And the lake is inside a toilet. The hard thing" sinks in the water like a torpedo, but as shit floats, it emerges and it is floating now.

The ant than doesn’t know swimming, it climbs on the shit and it waits what will happen. And it happens other three torpedoes fall into the lake making big aquatic noise and waves than shake the shit which the ant is.

Katherine stands up from the toilet, she cleans herself and she flushes the toilet. The lake becomes a violent eddy of water than turns and sucks the ant downwards and the ant goes down by the pipe of sewer away and it dies drowned. Like this ends Richard’s fantasy."

Richard, coming back to reality, he sees Katherine, in front of him, standing, with a very angry face. She speaks like this:

You are looking at my bum, aren’t you? You shameless!

The white Richard face gets flushed with shame and he answers stuttering:

No… Lady I am not like this… I was looking another thing…

Katherine, having noticed that the boy’s accent, she notices he is a foreigner. So she asks:

You are a foreigner, aren’t you? Where are you from?

I’m from New York. – He answers taking a presentation card from his pocket and he delivers to the lady.

The lady reads and she speaks:

Ah you are writer. What do you write about?

I write novels and poems about women’s buttocks.

"Ah you are poet too.

The three Katherine’s friends arrive from the sea this moment. They are: Mary grand-daughter, Pryscilla Saints, and Jayanne Arawyoujo.

They are with wet bodies and glossy skins.

Mary grand-daughter, seeing the boy talking to Katherine, she asks her:

"Is he your boyfriend, Kathy?

Katherine answers:

"No, little grand-daughter. He is a foreigner I knew now here. He denied, but he was looking at my bum.

Your bum always succeeds. Even a foreigner now…

Mary grand-daughter has also a beautiful bum. She isn’t a tall lady, but she has a well-made face and body. We will talk about her and other Katherine’s friends later.

All they live in Cansantion Street.

Chapter 2 -  Cansantion Street.

Cansantion Street is located in little town named Saubara. It's one of the first street next the entrance of the town. It is a street with riotous neighborhood. There isn't a day without confusion, a "bafafá

³" as they say in Bahia. But nor everything is bad on the street. If you are an admirer of women's contours of the gluteus, so this is the right street. There are a big number of women with big bum on this street. And as these women dress short and tight shorts it gets even more visible.

When Richard arrived to live on the street, he noticed the abundant beauty of Saubara town women. Being he a boy very shy, he had a time to know his neighbors.

By now we won't talk about these women little by little along this story we can talk with bigger details about them.

Putting an end to this short chapter, I speak Cansantion Street is still known as true Popozudas

⁴ street today.

Chapter 3 - The legend of buttocks land.

Richard Moon's grandfather was a famous seaman is United States. He cruised by the seven seas in the world and he lived many adventures. His library was full of books. The majority of the books spoke about sea things.

One of these books was called: LEGENDS OF THE SEVEN SEAS. One of these legends spoke about buttocks land. Buttocks land is an archipelago located in some uncertain place in South Atlantic waters. It's formed by five islands in a peculiar buttocks-shaped. The legend says the islands are inhabited by beautiful mulatto women called bumlanders. They are endowed with big buttocks. They walk all naked by the beaches of the islands.

They are governed by four queens and a king. And they are protected by a goddess bum. She has big power. When the bumlanders have a masculine baby, they have to offer him to goddess bum like sacrifice. If the woman doesn't do it she is killed.

The legend tells one day there was a volcanic eruption and the most part of population of the islands died. The few survivor bumlanders were found by Portuguese navigators and they were leaded as slaves to Brazil. It was in the end of 15th century. Many centuries passed, these bumlanders were mixed with Indians and Portuguese women and lastly they gave like genetic result this Brazilian woman. A beautiful woman and with big bum.

If the legend about buttocks land is truth or only legend we don't know yet, but Richard since he read first time the legend he believed the legend was something beyond a mere legend.

He believes buttocks land is real and he wants to find this place. If he will find only time will say. The reader will see in next chapter as Richard found Katherine again on Itapema beach.

Chapter 4 - Travelling by canoe to Buttocks land

It's Sunday! Itapema beach is full. Katherine, Jayanne, Pryscilla and Mary grand-daughter are on a booth sitting in plastic chairs, having beer and eating fried shrimps like appetizer. They are greased with suntan oil giving a glossy and scintillating aspect to their skins. They are sitting with the backs to outside and they are toasting under a hot sun. The tiny bikinis show all their bodily abundant beauty.

The tide is going up; Richard Moon is equipping a sail to a canoe. Katherine, seeing him, goes to him and she speaks:

Will you go out with the canoe?

Yes, I will give a turn. Why?

Could you lead me and my friends?

Of course! Where are they?

Wait a minute, I will call them.

Few minutes after the ladies are inside the canoe. Richard is in the middle of the canoe. Pryscilla is on the prow with Jayanne behind her and in front of Richard. Mary grand-daughter is behind Richard and Katherine is on the stern. As there is little Wind, the sail is useless on moment. Richard has to scull strongly.

The canoe goes moving softly in the blue Waters of the sea. Itapema beach goes getting far. The Wind comes and Richard opens the sail. It puffs out and moves the canoe with more speed. With the motions of the waves Richard's face goes, once and another time, entering inside Jayanne's bum without any complaint by her part.

Passing half hour, the canoe is well far from the coast. For all sides only we see sea and sea. The blue of sea is mixed with blue of sky.

But weather begins to change. The Wind blows with more strength bringing with it many clouds. To begin with white clouds, next grayer clouds and other well dark colors. The snores of the thunders before far and weak after it becomes near and Strong. It is following by many big flashes. The design of the bolts in the clouds moves with speed.

The ladies are in a panic, all standing up, shouting, crying. It's so emotion than Jayanne is taken by a diarrhea. A jet of liquid feces goes well in Richard's face. And He can't do anything. To worsen his unhappiness, Mary grand-daughter feels sick with swing of the canoe and she gives a jet of vomit over boy’s head.

So the rain begins to fall in thick drops violently. The waves get also violent. The sail of the canoe is almost at edge to rip. Richard has difficulty to govern the canoe.

So Pryscilla shouts:

I'm seeing two hills on horizon!

Listening it, Richard puts the helm towards the hills seen by Pryscilla. After a time, arises a beach of an island. The beach vegetation is wide. The rain falls off. The canoe lands on the beach. The ladies and the boy go down and they run inside the island. They are looking for a safe place to stand because afternoon is falling and it getting dark.

Mary grand-daughter notices among the plants of the vegetation there is a plant whose leaves are buttocks-shaped. She never saw anything same it.

All of a sudden, they hear a noise, branch breaking as if someone was walking near here.

Mary grand-daughter asks:

Who are here?

So from the vegetation arises a beautiful mulatto woman. Frizzy hair, tall, fleshy. She is completely naked. She has got big breasts and buttocks.

Katherine asks:

Hi, who are you? Where are we?

The lady turns the back and her bum speaks:

Hi my name is culambó. You are in Buttocks land.

The ladies are shocked and Mary grand-daughter speaks:

Oh my God! Her bum has spoken.

So the woman speaks:

Come on with me...

And she comes in the vegetation again. All they follow her and next chapter we will see what the woman want to show to the visitors.