The Mollops
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The town of Lambert is full of characters; there is Old Bill the Mayor, Bernie and Joe the publicans, Rev. James the vicar, Roy the local weirdo, Mum and Dad, Morrie the Friday night entertainment, and my brother, my husband Pete, our three boys Blue, Matt and John and of course me Molly.
We are just a small Aussie town, we live simply, we make do with what we have, we help each other and everyone knows everyone. So come join me in a little insight into our town, and the funny, sad, and strange stories of the people that live here.
This is a stand-alone short story of around 15,000 words. It's an Aussie Bush Yarn, so lots of Australian slang. Suitable for all ages.
Davis McAlonan
Davis McAlonana is an Australian author who loves to make people laugh. Their stories are filled with emotion and humor. All of Davis McAlonan's work targets young adults and those who prefer clean romance.
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The Mollops - Davis McAlonan
Chapter One
The air was light and had a sweet smell of jacaranda; the sun wasn’t hot yet, which was a nice change. Although the grass really could have done with a mow, I had been wondering what the boys had done with the cow as I sat sipping my first cup of coffee for the morning, stretched out on the back patio. The cockatoo’s fought in the gum trees in the back paddock and the kangaroo’s nibbled away at my rose buds. It was truly beautiful out in Lambert, a town with only seventy-five people, a pub, a school and a church, I think the pub came first and then the church.
MUM
I near spat my coffee all over the place as a scream broke the silence of the country air. I knew the scream came from John, my youngest, before I saw him tearing up the back yard, leaping over the gate that separated the sheep from my vegie patch and up on the back porch, his face white with terror.
Matt’s chasing me with a tiger snake, he reckons if I don’t play footy with ‘im he is gonna make the bugger bite me
.
Sighing I stood up and roared, Matthew Bartholomew James Mollop, put that damned snake down and stop threatening to use it as a weapon on your brother, he doesn’t have to play footy with yer if he doesn’t want to
.
Sheepishly I saw Matt come out from behind the eucalyptus tree and place the five-foot tiger snake down on the ground, which slithered away into the scrub. Matt sauntered up the backyard slowly, poking his tongue out at John as he walked past, John still hid behind my back in fear.
Oh John the bloody snake’s gone now, you can stop hiding
He was gonna bite me with it
he whined
No he wasn’t, he was just threating because he knows you give a good reaction, remember he didn’t cut your leg off with the axe when he threated to, he didn’t shoot you in the bum when he threatened to, he just does it because you scream
I sighed.
This was always happening, they picked on John all the time because he was just so gullible, must have got that from his father’s side of the family.
Na this time he really would ‘ave mum
he said waltzing off into the house.
You wait until I take your dog hunting I’m gonna kick it in the nuts
I heard Matt mutter quietly.
Matthew
I growled, before John had a chance to come back out to dob.
Those are two of my children, there is an older son too. His name is Michael, or Blue, as he is known in these parts, due to his carrot red hair. He spends most of his time fixing the car, making it better he says, or riding his motorbike. We don’t see him too often, usually he is up before the sparrow has a chance to have its first fart of the day and in bed not long after dinner. He says a man has to have a good night’s rest and get the best out of the whole day. Just like his father I say.
Chapter Two
You now have been introduced to my three boys, but let me tell you a bit more about the town of Lambert; you see it’s an interesting town, a town not quite like any other. As I have already said there are only about seventy five people, most of which are all related somehow, either by marriage or blood.
So where do we start, well let’s start at the top, the mayor, we may be a small town and not much happens around here but we have a mayor, he is a top bloke too I might say. His name is Bill.
He once told us how he went hunting one sunny afternoon and after he slung his shotgun over his shoulder he shot himself in the leg. They never could find the bullet until one mysterious day, his stomach started hurting really bad. He had never felt pain like it before. He thought maybe it was his wife Beryl’s cooking from that evening; she wasn’t the greatest of cooks. Suddenly he knew he had to race to the toilet, he was going to lose his guts, in his words. But as he stood up and turned to put his paper on the chair, it was too late. He let rip with the biggest, loudest fart that he had ever heard. His stomach began to ease, so he decided to forgo the toilet trip and sit to enjoy the rest of his paper, but as he turned he saw his beloved mongrel dog lying in a pool of blood, dead on the ground. Beryl