The Woking Dead: How Society’s Vogue Virus Destroys Our Culture
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Donald J. Trump was the vaccine America needed. He fought for America against the Deep State and the woke maniacs relentlessly destroying everything Americans love. They’re attacking George Washington. They’re attacking Dave Chappelle and Abraham Lincoln. They have taken over the New York Times and the NBA. Trump understood this, and he stood, seemingly alone at times, against the cancel culture hordes clawing to take down the United States from within.
Rice understood the importance of Trump and why America needed him. This explains why many of Trump’s closest advisors have sought out A.J. Rice’s media advice and publicity help. If he wasn’t helping you today, chances are he will tomorrow.
Rice has fought behind the scenes for years, in ways you saw and heard but never understood—until now. A creative mind behind some of the nation’s most important talk radio stars and the strategist behind the America First books you love to read. Like it or not, his content has been around you in some form for decades.
He was in your favorite publications and behind some of America’s most courageous culture warriors and institutions, crafting strategy and winning the battles you care about. You’ve seen A.J. Rice's work for years...you just never knew it.
In The Woking Dead, Rice reveals it all. This bracing, hilarious, biting, hard-hitting collection takes you deep into the fight to make America great again. Rice, a contributor to many popular publications and the CEO of Publius PR in Washington, DC, seeks to save America from Joe Biden and his woke zombie battalions in government, entertainment, academia, sports, and media. The Woking Dead will wake you up to what’s happening in your culture and help you gird your loins for the crazy years ahead.
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The Woking Dead:
How Society’s Vogue Virus Destroys Our Culture
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Dedication
For my wife Kelly, and my son Archer...
And what dreams may come...
To my parents John and Elizabeth...
Onward and thank you...
Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creature’s crawl in search of blood
To terrorize yawls neighborhood
And whosoever shall be found
Without the soul for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of hell
And rot inside a corpses shell
—Vincent Price, 1983,
from Michael Jackson’s Thriller
Contents
Foreword
Introduction
SECTION ONE: AMERICAN MEAT PUPPET
1. Liberalism’s Frankenstein Monster Escapes the Lab
2. America Gets a Senior Citizen Sugar Daddy
3. Joe Biden: Funeral-Home President
4. Kamala Harris: The Mary Sue
Vice President
5. Biden and the Dems’ Situational Racism
6. Biden’s America: A S***hole Country
7. Hussein in the Membrane
8. Wimpy White Men Went Biden
9. Joe Biden: Our First Chinese President?
10. Partisanship Masking as Ignorance: The Story of American Pollsters
11. Hunter Biden: White Crackhead Privilege
12. Meet the Hiroo-Onoda Democrats
SECTION TWO: CHARGE OF THE MAGA BRIGADE
13. Donald Trump, Counterculture Icon
14. Hawley and Cruz Are Winning the MAGA Primary
15. The GOP Hot Tub Time Machine
16. The First Step Act Is a Triumph
17. Trump Will Be Judged by His Accomplishments, Not His Impeachment
18. Leaker, Liberal, Skeptic, Spy
19. The Kushner Touch? Jared Reconsidered
20. Lindsey Graham’s Finest Moment
21. Legacy of Bush 41, Clarence Thomas Survives
SECTION THREE: LABORATORIES OF DYSFUNCTION
22. The Left Doesn’t Want You to Believe in DeSantis Claus
23. The Phlebotomist’s Tale: Apologies to Geoffrey Chaucer
24. America’s Blue States Are Banana Republics
25. Escape from New York to a More Promised Land
26. Virginia’s Blue Choke
27. Bubonic California
28. The Californication
of Virginia
29. Did Democrats Declare Blackface History Month?
30. What Happened to the Beto Effect
in Texas?
SECTION FOUR: China’s Dress Rehearsal
31. China: Enter the Dragon
32. Masks, the Righteous Flags of Virtue Signaling
33. How China Is Using the COVID Crisis to Turn American Oil Red
34. COVID Pandemic Giving Americans a Taste of Authoritarianism
35. How U.S. Visas Can Help China’s Intel Agencies Spy on Us
36. Maybe It’s Time to Unfriend People Who Eat Bats?
37. As Billionaires Look Heroic, Bernie Sanders Looks Miserable
38. Give Me Amazon Prime or Give Me Death!
39. Sanctuary Cities More Prone to Coronavirus China
40. Coronavirus Should Be the End of Globalism
41. The Virus Is Speaking Chinese
SECTION FIVE: LEFTWING CERBERUS: TECH, MEDIA & ACADEMIA
42. Fast Times at Wokemont High Risks Taking Kids into the Abyss
43. Social Media Pogromming
44. Facebook Says White People Are Zucked
45. Marxist Propaganda Foisted on Young Kids
46. The Woking of the American Mind at Smith College
47. Meet the Faculty Lounge Fascistas
48. Conservatives Must Beware of Mark Cuban
49. Barstool Sports Refuses to Drink the Woke Kool-Aid
50. We Need Bullies So We Can Be Heroes
51. How Many Conservatives on Twitter Had to Go to Make Room for O.J. Simpson?
52. The Bedside Singularity, Amazon’s Alexa as a Murder Witness
SECTION SIX: OUR VOGUE CULTURAL VIRUS
53. Cancer Riots in Portland and Seattle
54. ISIS Can See There’s No Police in New York
55. Once Vape Is Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Have Vape
56. How I Did Not Meet Your Mother
57. The Chernobyl Primary, an Inevitable Accident
58. Why Is It Never Springtime for Stalin?
59. Not Everyone Gets a Trophy on Jeopardy!
60. Ocasio-Cortez’s Schemes: Green on the Outside, Red on the Inside
61. Chanel’s Canary in the Mine Shaft
62. The Soda Police in Philadelphia Can Now Claim a Body Count
63. Altar’d State: How Free Market Can Make Christian Clothing a Success
SECTION SEVEN: OUR GREAT AWOKENING
64. The 13 Percent National Anthem?
65. Corporate America’s Going Woke Will Come with a Heavy Price
66. The Few, the Proud, the Woke
67. Racial Revenge Porn Comes for Your Kids
68. Mussolini ex Machina
69. Does Cancel Culture Have an Expiration Date?
70. The Woking Dead Come for Morrissey
71. What If Thanos Snapped the Wrong People?
72. Will the Woke Mafia Whack Tony Soprano?
73. By Redacting Columbus, the Fighting Irish Cease Fighting
74. Why Haven’t SJW Bullies Destroyed A Christmas Story Yet?
SECTION EIGHT: LIVING AND DYING IN HOLLYWOOD
75. The Rock Loses America
76. Parasite and Slumdog Millionaire: Give Your Best Picture Oscars Back
77. Digital Thespians Could End Hollywood’s Preening Leftist Antics
78. The Cruel Joke of Hollywood’s Sanctimony Is Seen in Its Reaction to Joker
79. Hollywood’s Faux Concern with White Privilege
80. Chris Pratt: The Starlord of Bethlehem
81. For the Democrats, Star Power Only Goes So Far
82. There’s No Blue Wave at the Box Office for Michael Moore
83. Mark Wahlberg: Latent Conservative Role Model?
SECTION NINE: PASTIMES TO HATE AMERICA
84. If Women Compete against Men in Sports, Don’t We Have to Let Women Juice?
85. Sports Fans Need to Defund Professional Athletes
86. Kobe Bryant: The Last Unwoke NBA Athlete
87. The NBA’s Genuflection Tour
88. Let Our World Cup Warrior Women Celebrate
89. Major League Baseball Needs to Get Over Itself, and Bring Back the Beer
90. The Sound of (LeBron James’) Silence During the NBA Playoffs
SECTION TEN: OPENING NIGHT FOR THE JOKE POLICE
91. The Apotheosis of Apu
92. Dave Chappelle Hits a Home Run with New Netflix Special
93. The Age of Monochromatic Late-Night Humor
94. Why Aren’t More Comedians Making Fun of Ocasio-Cortez?
95. Searching for Comedy in the Marxist World
96. The Nuremberg Trials of Comedy
97. WWJRD: An Epilogue
Endnotes
Acknowledgments
About the Author
Foreword
Return of the Obama Zombies
by Jason Mattera
I started working on my first book right after the 2008 presidential election.
I was in my mid-20s at the time and had just witnessed a bloodbath at the polls. Among my peers, voters ages 18-29, prehistoric John McCain got absolutely annihilated by Barack Hussein Obama, or as I called him…BHO.
BHO did what other modern-day politicians could not do with any type of consistency: energize the highly coveted youth vote.
Up until that point, the conventional wisdom surrounding younger voters was that, while their numbers were large, they were too fickle and distracted to play any meaningful role in an election outcome.
So politicians of both parties generally ignored them or just paid them lip service every four years.
But then along came BHO, the first serious (half-)black presidential candidate who, according to Joe Biden, was both clean
and articulate.
He not only energized young people, he mobilized them into an army of advocates, campaign volunteers, and most notably, first-time voters.
As a result, BHO notched impressive victories in key swing states, including Florida, Virginia, North Carolina, and Indiana, among others. His margin of victory in those states, as I reported, was largely due to how brutally he beat down McCain among millennials.
Another way to put it in light of the book you’re about to read: By backing Barack, my generation helped accelerate America’s decline into fiscal insanity and cultural craziness.
More on that later.
Part of BHO’s appeal was that, if we’re being honest, McCain looked as though the Grim Reaper accompanied him at every campaign stop. Young people thought to themselves: Hmm, why should I vote for a guy who may croak at any moment?
Can’t say I blame them there.
But BHO’s main appeal was the messianic ways in which his presidential campaign was framed. His election wasn’t just a matter of policy differences with a Republican candidate; it was a matter of political salvation.
Thus, when BHO was declared the winner on Nov. 4, 2008, swarms of students at Maine’s Bowdoin College, to highlight but one example, huddled as a group to bow their heads and sing the redemptive hymn, Amazing Grace.
America was lost, but now was found; we were blind, but now see. Our chains are gone; Barack has set us free!
The act of redemption, in the eyes of millennials, came not through the Cross, but through the corridors of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
The nation’s Great Awokening had begun.
Unstable college students finally found purpose for their empty, coddled lives.
Students like Sarah Phillips. She was attending a Florida school at the time and had this confession about the election: I seriously think I had an emotional seizure or something. My whole body seized up. I couldn’t breathe. It’s like I really mattered…I picked the president!
Now, I don’t mean to pick on Sarah.
Okay, maybe only slightly.
The truth is that her public Obamagasm embodied the mental mummification of my generation, a generation that got razzle-dazzled by vacuous sloganeering and cheesy iconography.
Hope and change, baby!
I chronicled this lobotomization in Obama Zombies: How the Liberal Machine Brainwashed My Generation.
The book resonated with a great number of people who were also troubled that our country had taken a turn for the worse…and the disturbing part millennials had played in it.
Young people were so immersed in how Obama made them feel that they failed to evaluate the problematic policies he proposed. This blind allegiance was obvious enough that the phrase Obama Zombie even became an entry in the Urban Dictionary.
With Barack at the helm, this army of young voters felt empowered to change everything that they had been indoctrinated to believe was wrong about America. Their hypersensitive narcissism was trumped by only that of BHO’s.
But here’s the thing: The Sarah Phillipses of the country are all grown up.
They’re pushing 40.
Perhaps they’ve matured out of their solipsistic tendencies? Maybe they’ve traveled abroad and have concluded that, in comparison to other countries, America is a pretty damn good place to live? That American history is actually more nuanced and complex than Howard Zinn’s take on things? That Obama’s infamous apology tour was overwrought and misguided? That Americans should celebrate their civil rights victories rather than seethe over a distant past? That becoming gooey eyed over politicians is foolish? That trusting the expert class
is even more foolish? That utopian visions promised by leftists are delusional and dangerous and always harm the very groups they claim to help?
Ha! Had ya there for a moment.
Oh, the Sarah Phillipses are pushing 40 all right. But they have purple hair and nose rings, just like their gender studies professor. Some of them are the gender studies professors now.
They’re drowning in student debt because, as it turns out, proficiency in Lesbian Novels Since World War II doesn’t translate into a high-paying salary. So now they’re begging Bernie and Biden to have you, the taxpayer, pay off their worthless four-year college degree in grievance literature.
If they are married with children—a big IF—they and their kids are double-masked at all times and all places, especially outside, even though they are vaccinated. It’s a sign of their unrivaled virtue…in contrast to those unwashed masses living in rural America.
If they’re married sans kids, well, they’re still pushing a stroller around…but there’s a fluffy dog inside instead. Not an actual human baby. Procreation is environmental terrorism, after all.
These misguided do-gooders are hip to all the fashionable buzzwords of today: white privilege, microaggressions, intersectionality, equity, inclusion, implicit bias, antiracism, social justice…and they can recite to you, by heart, the 58 different gender options once listed by Facebook.
What, you don’t know the difference between demisexual and pansexual?
Hate crime!
They also have bizarre examples of what constitutes white supremacy, including: showing up to work on time, linear thinking, delayed gratification, credit scores, meritocracy, basic English, basic math, standardized tests, Abraham Lincoln memorials, equality under the law, capitalism, property rights, and the Western Civilization staple of free speech.
They tell you that men can menstruate and that men can become pregnant.
They announce their pronouns on social media and scold you if you don’t do the same.
They demand that biological boys compete against biological girls, if the biological boy merely identifies
as a girl.
Hey, Mom, why does that chick…have a stick?
Their yard signs are as obnoxious as they are, announcing to the neighborhood in all caps that BLACK LIVES MATTER, TRUST THE SCIENCE, and LOVE IS LOVE.
They call speech they don’t like violence, yet defend the violence they inflict as noble expressions of anti-fascism.
Their illustrations of rape culture include Pepé Le Pew
of Looney Tunes and the Disney classic Snow White.
They categorize your level of oppression or culpability as an oppressor using the retrogressive standard of skin color.
They police the jokes of standup comedians for possible transgressions against progressive orthodoxy.
And they go on deplatforming jihads against anyone to the right of homosexual liberal commentator Andrew Sullivan, as homosexual liberal commentator Andrew Sullivan himself learned when he was abruptly ousted by New York Magazine.
In short, the Sarah Phillipses of the country are woke, and they are determined to render American life and culture as miserable and fractured as they are.
The Obama Zombies have returned…
…in the form of The Woking Dead.
Which brings us to A.J. Rice’s incisive book before you.
In this anthology of essays, he chronicles how this woke plague has contaminated large sectors of our society, including entertainment, the media, politics, the military, and sports.
Take his pieces on the military, as one example, in his section seven, The Great Awokening.
To ensure that America remains the dominant world superpower we need a superior military. It serves as a deterrent to other nations, which is important these days with Russian revanchism on the rise and with the imperialist ambitions of China.
Russia’s actively recruiting Ivan Dragos to populate its ranks while China is suspected of trying to form super soldiers
who have biologically enhanced capabilities,
as one report noted.¹
How does the Harris-Biden administration respond?
By appointing the very first chief of diversity and inclusion
to micromanage our special forces, of course!
Now the guys in our special-ops divisions will have to explain themselves to a man named Richard Torres-Estrada as to why their combat units aren’t sparkling with rainbows.
Who is Richard Torres-Estrada, you ask? He’s a veteran
of the Washington Metropolitan Transit Authority who served in the combat role
as an equal opportunity officer.
In other words, he’s a bean-counting bureaucrat from D.C.
The U.S. Special Operations Command congratulated the new hire by posting on Twitter that they look forward to his contribution in enhancing the capabilities and effectiveness of [Special Operations Forces] through diversity of talent, helping us recruit the best of the best.
A.J. puts this pick into perspective in his essay The Few, the Proud, the ‘Woke’
: Problem is, the special forces were already doing just that—recruiting the ‘best of the best.’ And rejecting those who weren’t—regardless of their skin color or equipment. Unless, of course, Torres-Estrada believes—as is implied—that current SEALs, Green Berets and Army Rangers are somehow less than ‘the best.’
Rice is right: The flawed assumption undergirding much of woke thought is that wherever racial or gender disparities exist, like they do in the military, society is to blame. And by society, I mean white men. And by white men, I mean heterosexual, Judeo-Christian white men.
Disparities, ipso facto, are considered proof of American’s systemic racism
against minorities. No evidence required.
Yet, as A.J. asks, how does ‘diversity’ enhance talent, exactly? Is a soldier more—or less—capable on account of skin color, sex, or sexual orientation? Doesn’t the winnowing of training, the measuring up—or not—to standards that apply to everyone accomplish that purpose?
Bingo.
The Woking Dead are fixated on race, gender, and sexuality when what they should be fixated on is…excellence. Especially involving military affairs. Why are we running social engineering experiments with our armed forces? Who cares what they look like?
The only relevant question is…can they protect us from our enemies?
Not sure about you, but I don’t want to be forced to learn Mandarin one day. I barely got through Spanish class.
Torres-Estrada was eventually reassigned to a different position after word got out that he had compared Donald Trump to Adolf Hitler and had depicted the children’s story Goldilocks and the Three Bears
as an example of racism. Which brings up another ugly truth about The Woking Dead: When they use the word diversity, they don’t actually connote diversity of thought or tolerance for other viewpoints. The plain understanding of diversity has been woke washed—stripped of its original intent and weaponized by the left to blunt dissent and create conformity.
But dissent must happen. Silence is not an option. Conformity must be rigorously opposed.
Because wokeness is a dangerous ideology.
It’s a noxious stew that combines the deconstructionist garbage of postmodernism with the cultural Marxism of social justice. It begins from the erroneous premise that America is a hostile and oppressive place, that our systems are systemically flawed, and that they must be torn down and built anew.
The Woking Dead do not simply seek to reform America’s institutions. They seek to destroy them.
We can’t let that happen.
We love our country and want her preserved for our kids and their kids.
Toward this end, we are indebted to A.J. Rice for undertaking this project.
You will not find a more exhaustive, witty, and eye-opening study on the vogue virus infecting our land.
Jason Mattera is a New York Times bestselling author and an Emmy-nominated journalist.
Introduction
Dawn of The Woking Dead
The book in your hands is the most entertaining, comprehensive, and fun book you’ll read about the Trump years and the beginning of the Biden regime. It’s also the definitive cultural treatise and policy book on all things Donald Trump.
Donald Trump was the most entertaining president America has ever had. On policy, he was America’s relentless champion. We never got tired of winning. Looking back on Donald Trump’s (first?) presidential term now feels like looking back on a different country. Trump always put America and her interests first—even above his own. He was the first president in American history to never accept a salary for doing the job. He donated his presidential paycheck to causes and charities while he took up the most profound cause there is: making America great again. That wasn’t just a slogan. Making America great again was why Trump ran for president and it was the idea that motivated him every single day. It’s the same idea that motivated me to write this book.
Now? Joe Biden, his chief of staff and puppetmaster Ron Klain, Kamala Harris, DOCTOR Jill Biden, the media, and Big Tech push to turn America into a woke nightmare every day. Whether it’s pushing corporate America to sacrifice their brands on the altar of Stacey Adams’ loser leftwing politics, or Disney turning Star Wars from a great space epic into a feminist screed (while Disney fires one of Hollywood’s strongest women), or pushing our public schools to tell millions of American kids their skin is evil and their country is evil, Biden and the Democrats and their allies are dividing and destroying America. The military is woke. The CIA is woke. The FBI is a partisan weapon. Even sports are woke.
But a backlash is inevitable. Americans are already getting tired of radicals defunding police and turning every episode of every TV show into political diatribes. We don’t believe the fraudulent 1619 Project is real history or that our schools should teach it. We don’t believe in Marxism or its ugly offspring, critical race theory. We want freedom. We want it now. There is no acceptable alternative.
America is great because America is good.
Most Americans believe this. Because it’s true.
Ronald Reagan hearkened back to our founding when he called America the shining city on a hill.
He also called out the Soviet Union for what it was—the evil empire.
Donald Trump brought a similar clarity to the office of the presidency. He jettisoned the establishment belief that globalism would usher in a golden age, recognizing that its chief achievements were shipping American jobs overseas and making China into a powerful economic and military rival. Trump saw America as good.
Trump tapped into America’s true power like no president since Reagan. He had China on the run. He had foreign oil on the ropes. He had the border secured and America soaring. By taking the fight to America’s enemies and standing up for our country against the woke crybullies, Trump became a countercultural icon. He fought the Chinese virus, the Democrat-media complex’s Russia hoax, and lifted the Republican Party to new heights across the states—while battling the likes of Jeff Flake and Ben Sasse who wanted nothing more than to turn the GOP into genial losers again.
Trump championed criminal justice reform—and got it done. He championed turning America into the world’s energy powerhouse—and got it done. He’ll be judged by his accomplishments, not the bogus smears and impeachments the Nancy Pelosi Democrats threw at him.
Trump was the strongest president for the right to life America has ever had. Joe Biden, as I write in Section One, is more like a funeral-home president wearing two masks when he shouldn’t even wear one. Trump, whom I cover in Section Two, beat COVID in a walk. Biden can barely even walk up the stairs to Air Force One.
Section Three is all about the states. In the coming years, we’ll see the states return to their role as the laboratories of democracy. We’ll see the red states create jobs faster than the blue states, while the blue states struggle with corrupt and incompetent governors who in their heart of hearts want the COVID lockdowns to go on forever.
China, the rising global rival and home of the coronavirus pandemic, is examined in Section Four. This section both looks back to what made China such a threat and forward to how Joe Biden’s shady relationship with the communist state imperils America in the future.
Sections Five through Nine examine how the pillars of our culture have largely turned against America, what the consequences will be, and what we can do about it. Section Five takes on Big Tech for censorship and partisanship. Section Six is all about the culture that enables riots in Portland and the rise of the miseducated socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Section Seven takes on wokeness as it threatens all of our freedoms to think and speak as we please. Section Eight takes on Big Hollywood, and Section Nine takes on Big Sports.
Section Ten tackles the attack on Comedy, and the cleansing of non-state-sanctioned humor.
This book rolls through every bit of the triumphant Trump years and the beginning of the Biden disaster, wondering if we need bullies so we can grow up strong, and asking why America’s blue states have become failed banana republics. We’ll hear from Chris Pratt on Christmas and Dave Chappelle on the right to life. We’ll see Democrats don blackface while Don leads racial reconciliation. It questions whether Marvel’s Thanos snapped the wrong people and why female athletes can’t juice if trans women who are biological men can take women’s places in sports.
The Trump years were a shock to America’s system—one that we desperately needed and will need again after Joe Biden turns America inside out and destroys as much as he can. The Woking Dead makes sense of it all and laughs at the absurdity of it all along the way.
Donald Trump made America great again.
The Woking Dead sets out to make politics fun again.
SECTION ONE:
AMERICAN MEAT PUPPET
Biden was never a genius, but his swift decline will lead to a power struggle behind the scenes that’s like something out of the late Roman empire or King Lear. It’s already leading to something that many Americans suspected and feared: the stealthy return of Barack Obama in a shadow third term.
1
Liberalism’s Frankenstein Monster Escapes the Lab
(from PJ Media, March 4, 2020, A.J. Rice, Liberalism’s Frankenstein Monster Escapes the Lab,
https://pjmedia.com/columns/a-j-rice/2020/03/04/liberalisms-frankenstein-monster-escapes-the-lab-n380100)
The most terrifying moment in Mary Shelley’s horror classic, Frankenstein , is not the moment the monster awakens for the first time. The most terrifying moment is not even when the monster escapes or when it kills for the first time.
The most terrifying moment is when the monster returns to wreak havoc on its creator on his wedding night.
There is a monster stalking the Democratic Party, which they claim they do not understand. In fact, they say they fear it. They’re in a panic,² like villagers fleeing in terror from a ghoul in the darkness.³
But why the long faces? Why the shock? Like Dr. Frankenstein, the Democrats could have prevented this terrifying scene by never creating the monster in the first place.
MSNBC’s Chris Matthews compared the monster to the Nazis defeating the French army in 1940.⁴
Longtime Democrat strategist James Carville called the monster a form of suicide for the Democratic Party.⁵ But Carville had a hand in the monster’s creation, as did every Democrat of the last several decades.
Small-town Mayor Pete Buttigieg sounded the alarm on his way to losing Nevada to the monster and eventually leaving the race entirely.⁶ But Mayor Pete calls for many of the same policies the monster wants because the monster is in control now. Even the so-called moderate
Joe Biden wants to empower the state to command the economy from Washington. He’s doing the monster’s bidding, too. A win in South Carolina by Joe Biden cannot save you from the monster.
The Democrats as a party claim to be shocked at the monster’s rise. But their shock is feigned. It is disingenuous. Because the Democrats have been constructing this monster for decades.
More than 40 years ago, the Democrats went to the political science lab with a mad plan. Like Victor Frankenstein, they wanted to play God. They would shift the nation’s beliefs to the left toward socialism over time. They would be patient. They would march through America’s institutions and use them to cobble their monster together. They used the nicest words to describe their horror—words like fairness
and equality.
But what they meant was collectivism, envy, and lust for godlike power over the rest of us. They embedded socialist dogma, quietly, in our education system to raise generations of socialists. They went to work on our churches, shifting them to the left bit by bit, too.
They embedded socialists into the deep state. The assembled monster stirred a little.
They captured the big media. They captured big Hollywood. They captured big academia. They pushed leftist dogma from every part of the cultural high ground.
When the time was right, the young hearts and minds they insidiously captured would push and pull the nation farther and farther to the left, toward collectivist thinking and socialist governance. Lighting would strike. The monster would fully awaken. That was the plan.
They can’t say they did not know what the monster was and what it would do. They lived through the Cold War. They knew what socialism inevitably leads to. Matthews knows it’s a murderous beast. He said as much last month, as the monster’s power surged.
I have my own views of the word ‘socialist’ and I’d be glad to share them with you in private. They go back to the early 1950s. I have an attitude about them. I remember the Cold War,
he said.⁷
Matthews continued, I have an attitude towards [Fidel] Castro. I believe if Castro and the Reds had won the Cold War there would have been executions in Central Park and I might have been one of the ones getting executed. And certain other people would be there cheering, okay?
This is the Truman-Kennedy brand of anti-Communism talking and unfortunately, it’s mostly dead.
Four years ago, the monster got a taste of life, followed quickly by rejection leading to rage. The party that created it cheated it. The socialist monster should have held the presidential nomination in its hands but the Democrats played superdelegate games and usurped it in favor of a corrupt and unlikable, passionless substitute, Hillary Clinton. And so the monster the Democrats created seethed with rage against them.
That monster escaped years ago and it has now returned to wreak vengeance on its creators. Bernie Sanders and his socialist base are loose and using the chains that the Democrats thought held it in place to jerk the party around. And it’s entirely the Democrats’ fault.
At any point during the decades that Sen. Bernie Sanders sat in the Senate, the Democrats could have chosen not to accept him. He openly rejected them. He refused to wear the party label and called himself an Independent. He even called the Democratic Party corrupt. But the Democrats wanted power so badly they took the democratic socialist in, knowing full well what a monstrous ideology he believes.⁸ Knowing that he partied with the Soviets and admires communist dictators Hugo Chavez and Fidel Castro. They wanted him for the single seat he gave them toward a majority. They thought they could control him.
Listen to me, Frankenstein. You accuse me of murder; and yet you would, with a satisfied conscience, destroy your own creature. Oh, praise the eternal justice of man!
—the Monster, Frankenstein, Mary Shelley
Rep. James Clyburn (D-S.C.) believes that nominating Sanders puts the Democrats’ House majority in peril.⁹ He’s right. And it’s as much his fault as it is that of any other Democrat who failed to denounce the left’s insidious march through our institutions. Clyburn endorsed former Vice President Joe Biden in the South Carolina primary, but Sanders hauled Biden to the far left like the monster pulling its creator around by the chains that once held it in the lab. The monster’s rise is Clyburn’s and every other Democrat’s fault for failing to deal with it before it got too strong.
I am malicious because I am miserable.
—the Monster, Frankenstein, Mary Shelley
Socialism is a ghastly ideology. It substitutes faith in God and the family for fealty to the state. It crushes dissent. It institutionalizes terror. It divides families and makes secret police of subjects who were once called citizens. It purposely destroys personal and economic freedom to foster dependency. It corrodes the soul and destroys personal responsibility.
Returning to Chris Matthews, the socialist Occupy
left his party has fostered for decades now wants to deprive him of his job because he said things they disapprove of.¹⁰ So he apologized. The monster is stronger than its creators now. Speech codes. Political correctness. Othering and cancel culture. All of it. If Sanders were to somehow become president of the United States, the violent Bernie Bros¹¹ will come for the likes of Chris Matthews first.
…you, my creator, detest and spurn me, thy creature, to whom thou art bound by ties only dissoluble by the annihilation of one of us. You purpose to kill me. How dare you sport thus with life?… If you will comply with my conditions, I will leave them and you at peace; but if you refuse, I will glut the maw of death, until it be satiated with the blood of your remaining friends.
—the Monster, Frankenstein, Mary Shelley
The monster comes to haunt its creator first. Sanders’ conditions are what every socialist really wants: absolute power, first over the Democrats, next over the whole country.
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America Gets a Senior Citizen Sugar Daddy
(from RealClearMarkets, March 5, 2021, A.J. Rice, America Gets a Senior Citizen Sugar Daddy,
https://www.realclearmarkets.com/articles/2021/03/05/america_gets_a_senior_citizen_sugar_daddy_766649.html)
Politics is about the payoff—vote for me and I will give you that…to be paid for, of course, by the others who didn’t vote for me.
Joe Biden promised to give lots of stuff to seniors if they voted for him and some probably did.¹² Now it’s time to deliver the stolen goods.
What did Uncle Joe—who is already 78 years old and thus America’s most senior president to date—offer seniors in return for their political support?
One of the biggest promises was to increase the Social Security benefits paid out to retired seniors by asking
—he means forcing—not-retired people to pay more of their earning in taxes to finance them, at the cost of their own retirement nest egg, ever-diminishing.¹³
These higher earners already pay the most in Social Security (FICA) taxes—which take 15 percent right off the top, before federal/state and other taxes take more—while deriving the least benefit when they retire because their benefits are subject to higher (again) taxes on the same progressive
basis that applies higher income taxes to those with higher incomes.
In plainer language,