God Parody

By Lucifer Morningstar

Seymour is a middle-aged virgin and history teacher who decides to press charges against God. On Halloween eve, he finds the right lawyer and gains support from Eve, Lilith, Red Riding Hood and other imaginary and celestial beings. However, things get out of control when impatient consumers, who can’t wait for the biggest Black Friday ever, decide to mask Halloween into Thanksgiving and go to the malls after midnight.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Lulu.com
• Release date: Jul 18, 2022
• ISBN: 9781387779369

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