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    Theseus and the Maze-O-Muck
    Theseus and the Maze-O-Muck
    Theseus and the Maze-O-Muck
    Ebook45 pages17 minutes

    Theseus and the Maze-O-Muck

    By Blake Hoena and Ivica Stevanovic

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    Theseus wanders through a yucky, gunky maze in this epically gross Greek myth retelling! Will the legendary hero survive the disgusting labyrinth, or will he get stuck in the muck? With wacky illustrations, true-to-tale back matter, and introductions by Michael Dahl himself, THE GROSS GREEK GODS series will have mythology lovers and gross-out fans alike reading in legendary proportions.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherCapstone Young Readers
    Release dateMay 1, 2019
    ISBN9781496592866
    Theseus and the Maze-O-Muck
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    Blake Hoena

    An editor and script doctor extraordinaire, Blake is also an author of dozens of graphic novels. His published works have been licensed through DC Comics, National Geographic Kids, and Sports Illustrated Kids.

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      Theseus and the Maze-O-Muck - Blake Hoena

      Michael Dahl Presents: Gross Gods: Theseus and the Maze-O-Muck by Blake Hoenapicture

      MICHAEL DAHL PRESENTS

      Michael Dahl has written about werewolves, magicians, and superheroes. He loves funny books, scary books, and mysterious books. Every Michael Dahl Presents book is chosen by Michael himself and written by an author he loves. The books are about favorite subjects like legendary myths, haunted houses, farting pigs, or magical powers that go haywire. Read on!

      FROM MICHAEL DAHL:

      Dear Reader,

      When I was a kid, every Saturday at noon I watched Epic Theater. I wouldn’t brush my teeth or take a shower until I had watched an adventure about the secret Sons of Hercules. Hey, I thought, maybe I was a Greek hero in disguise and didn’t know it! No such luck. No Medusa showed up at my door, no Hydra terrorized the neighborhood. So, I read every book on mythology in our school library, just in case Zeus sent me on a quest. But then I ran out of stories.

      Recently, I asked some terrific authors I know to tell new adventures. They retell the exploits of my favorite heroes, like Hercules and Perseus and Jason, but in a totally different way. A gross and gruesome and disgusting way! Crack open a book from GROSS GODS, and you’ll

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