USA Soccer Guy's 50 Insane Soccer Moments
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If you're a football fan and you're on Twitter, you probably follow @USASoccerGuy. His account is that rare thing – a genuinely funny Twitter account that has actually stayed funny, and he has a huge number of followers. His persona is that of an American soccer pundit with a very sketchy knowledge of the British game – live-tweeting along with matches on the telly, he talks in ridiculous ill-informed Americanisms and his best-loved catchphrases include 'GOALSHOT!', 'HAND DENIAL!' and 'COMPLETION WHISTLE!' . Particularly hilarious are his names for UK football teams (which he sells as T-shirts too) – including the Sunderland Red Stripers, Chelsea Blue Lions and Asstown Vanilla.
In this exciting and important new volume, USA Soccer Guy brings you his unique take on the 25 most awesome moments in football history. Including Eric Cantona's classic kung fu kick in 1995, Maradona's Hand Felony of God in 1986 and David Beckham going to LA Galaxy, it's hilarious football fun for fans everywhere.
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USA Soccer Guy's 50 Insane Soccer Moments - USA Soccer Guy
The opening ceremony of the greatest World Soccer Cup the world has ever seen was one of the high points in soccer history. It is widely known by many as the day that soccer really started. The organizers were clearly pretty smart guys and, realizing that nothing screams ‘World Soccer Cup’ more than a Motown diva, they invited Diana Ross along to join the party.
Singing some song, the climax would be when Ross ran up to a soccer ball and kicked it real hard into the soccer net past a helpless goaltender. Then, the goal would fall apart and she’d run through it and go someplace else, making a truly supreme spectacle in front of the eyes of the watching world.
The problem was, Diana Ross is not a soccer player. Her deathstrike technique was bad, and she wound up kicking the sphere of leather way wide of the soccer goal. Even if the goaltender had been trying to reach out and touch the soccer ball, he would have got nowhere near it. This sparked a chain reaction of laughter right around the world and turned Diana Ross’ love for all things soccer well and truly upside down.
Nevertheless, the party had started.
In their black and white striped uniform, Juventus Soccer Franchise is one of the world’s most recognizable soccer franchises. With humongous support around Italy, life seemed pretty good for the Old Ladies back in the mid-’00s. At the end of the ’06 soccer season, they’d just become Serious A World Champions again. But the ‘Old Ladies’, as they are known, were about to have one humongous fall. Reports hit the press that one of the Juventus director guys had tried to organize which soccer referees refereed soccer in their soccer matches. A serious felony in soccer, if the reports were true.
Juventus were kicked outta Serious A and the Euro Soccer Cup, and had to lose a whole bunch of awesome soccer players in the next franchise-enhancement window. Other franchises were also charged with some bad stuff, but it was Juventus that were in the biggest trouble.
The timing of this scandal kinda sucked for Italy as a soccer nation too. 2006 was the year that they just won the World Soccer Cup, but this pretty embarrassing situation meant that nobody really cared.
In the ’80s, the sport of soccer was still years away from achieving the popularity boost that was the 1994 World Soccer Cup in the United States of America. The Mexican World Soccer Cup took place in Mexico in 1986, and the quarter-finals saw England Soccer Club take on Argentina in the unimaginatively named Mexico City.
Diego Madonna was the world soccer MVP and, it being the mid-’80s, was not yet the guy who became fat and took drugs and stuff. The two different sides of Madonna were shown up by the two goalshots he inserted on this