Mrs Delgado (NHB Modern Plays)
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Helen, along with sixty-seven million other people, is in lockdown. Unfortunately, Helen's neighbour, Mrs Delgado, is not.
Mike Bartlett's funny and poignant play for one actor tells a story of desire, control, raised blinds and lowered boundaries.
Mrs Delgado was first performed by Rakhee Sharma and directed by Clare Lizzimore in December 2021 at the Old Fire Station, Oxford, where Bartlett's play Snowflake premiered to critical acclaim.
This edition also includes the monologue Phoenix, a powerful story of fire and destruction, self-deceit and the corrosion of trust.
Phoenix was first performed in 2020 by Bertie Carvel as an audio drama, part of English Touring Theatre and Headlong's Signal Fires storytelling project.
Mike Bartlett
Mike Barlett is an award-winning playwright whose plays include: Scandaltown (Lyric Hammersmith, 2022); The 47th (Old Vic, London, 2022); Mrs Delgado (Old Fire Station, Oxford, 2021); Vassa, adapted from Maxim Gorky's play Vassa Zheleznova (Almeida Theatre, London, 2019); Snowflake (Old Fire Station, Oxford, 2018; revived at Kiln Theatre, London, 2019); Albion (Almeida Theatre, 2017); Wild (Hampstead Theatre, 2016); Game (Almeida Theatre, 2015); King Charles III (Almeida/West End/Broadway, 2014-15); An Intervention (Paines Plough/Watford Palace Theatre); Bull (Sheffield Theatres/Off-Broadway); Medea (Glasgow Citizens/Headlong); Chariots of Fire (based on the film; Hampstead/West End); 13 (National Theatre); Love, Love, Love (Paines Plough/Plymouth Drum/Royal Court); Earthquakes in London (Headlong/National Theatre); Cock (Royal Court/Off-Broadway); Artefacts (Nabokov/Bush); Contractions and My Child (Royal Court). He was Writer-in-Residence at the National Theatre in 2011, and the Pearson Playwright-in-Residence at the Royal Court Theatre in 2007. Cock won an Olivier Award for Outstanding Achievement in an Affiliate Theatre in 2010. Love, Love, Love won the TMA Best New Play Award in 2011. Bull won the same award in 2013. King Charles III won the Critics' Circle Award for Best New Play in 2015. He has written several plays for BBC Radio, winning the Writers' Guild Tinniswood and Imison prizes for Not Talking. His work for television includes Press (BBC One, 2018); Trauma (ITV, 2018); two series of Doctor Foster (BBC One, 2015 and 2017, Best New Drama at the National Television Awards); and The Town (ITV1, 2012).
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Mrs Delgado (NHB Modern Plays) - Mike Bartlett
ONE
There was something almost supernatural about Mrs Delgado, Helen thought, as she stared out her back window at the house opposite, while stirring her cup of tea with a Sainsbury’s own-brand chocolate bourbon. Helen liked the idea of the supernatural. In fact she wished the supernatural happened more often. It seemed to her that given the number of supernatural occurrences that appeared in fiction, the amount that happened in real life was… well… dispiriting. She remembered clearly at breakfast, aged four, when her mother explained in astonishingly plain language that the tooth fairy was entirely made up. That getting money for discarded body parts was a gruesome idea and wasn’t going to happen, not just because fairies didn’t exist but because the source of the cash, her, was broke. From then onwards the following twenty-eight years had been a process of lowering expectations. All possible avenues for the supernatural had one by one, been closed off: Father Christmas was an early casualty. Loch Ness has been scanned by lasers and found to be empty. They’d worked out how the Egyptians had built the pyramids and it turned out they didn’t use aliens, just physics. Even Derek Acorah turned out to be a fraud. And then died. Yes, she thought as the wet bourbon collapsed under the sheer weight of tea, the world had proved to be obstinately natural and consistently not-super.
Especially this year.
Mrs Delgado was, from what she could tell, pruning a house plant. Incredibly slowly.
Helen glanced down at an Amazon parcel by the door, still not disinfected. Recent reports were that the virus could survive on surfaces for twenty-eight days. That was a longer lifespan than any of her previous three relationships. Although the most recent ‘relationship’ maybe shouldn’t count since it was one night, entirely about sex, and sex that didn’t even happen. His name was Mark. They had met on Tinder and agreed a date. It had got off to a bad start when the restaurant had failed to receive her booking, and had no space. Her flat was just round the corner so they had gone back there, where one thing (him coming in) had very quickly led to another (him taking his top off). It was then awkward as she faced a moral dilemma. He was very attractive. He had muscles on his arms just the right size, like they came from genetic and accidental athleticism, not hours in the gym. Helen liked this. He also was quite lean and looked like he was ready to just sort of… go to town on her. He seemed adept, liberal, and generous. Like he was a man into actual real-life actual women who had bits and hair and fluids and needs. It was a guess of course but she was good at judging these things and so, in conclusion, yeah, she was definitely up for it.
Technically. Because unfortunately, unlike Mark, she’d not prepared for actual sex to be on the cards on this very first date and she hadn’t thought it through. Once he started coming on to her, moving closer, she had got flustered, at first found excuses to move away like, ‘Oh actually have you seen this weird shape in the wall?’ or ‘Actually shall I close the blind, we don’t want people looking in do we?’ but eventually that strategy had become exhausted and she had to stop him and say look, sorry, sorry, this kind of casual sexual encounter? Would you believe it’s actually against the rules?
We’re not allowed. Because of the old… You know, corona.
She smiled.
Then apologised. She was desperately sorry – really – but a quick fuck wasn’t going to be possible, not right now. Maybe next year? He was stopped in his tracks. He looked… bewildered and hurt and then looked up at her like she was some kind of weirdo.
But she wasn’t, was she? These were the rules. And they had