Dregs
By Rachel Jones
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About this ebook
This is an anthology that has been scooped out of a thought-jar with a very long spoon, then reassembled on a virtual page.
It is a collection of short stories that explores everything from luggage-handling in the afterlife to suburban daemons with delivery problems. As you would expect, Death appears as an old friend, the things living under your bed need union representation, and no-one told Effie about the "real" window seat.
There is also poetry which tumbles variously from the hearts of a nine-year old Viking enthusiast, a bereaved daughter, and a person who eulogises for murdered trees.
Rachel Jones
Rachel Jones, who loves sharing ideas, is a Google Certified Teacher interested in creativity and innovation in the classroom. She thrives on trying new things and engaging and empowering students. Her blog was a finalist in the 2013 EduBlog awards and was recommended by The Guardian as a must-read for 2014. Rachel is a regular blogger for The Huffington Post and a lively contributor on Twitter @rlj1981. She also curated Don't Change the Light Bulbs; a must-read anthology of mantras, lists, aphorisms, advice and activities from some of the UK's most switched-on educators.
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Dregs
Rachel K Jones
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Table of Contents
Dedication
The Viking Poem
The Pitch
The Pocket Conundrum
The Tree
Jim builds a chariot
Leave not a piece of me behind
One More No More
Selling Lies
Effie's Eye
101 Words
Rainy day, easy prey
Poetry Snacks for the Busy Person
Cenotaph
The Slips
The Unbearable Weight of Truth
Her Solitude
Crossing on a burnt bridge
Chairs to be stacked away, please
A note from the author
Made Away Themselves - (A Preview)
Contact Me
Other contacts
Dedication
To Steve, always and forever.
The Viking Poem
Oh! To be a Viking,
And sail the seven seas.
With horns stuck on your helmet
And currant buns for tea.
Oh! To have a beard
That reaches to your feet.
And don’t forget, it’s a safety-net
For anything you eat.
Rachel Burgess (age 9)
The Pitch
Once again, Alex had deployed her emergency handbag knickers. If a bus mowed her down, at least her mother would be proud of her daughter's clean underwear. She was late. She was later than late. The likelihood of her being killed by rush hour traffic was high, considering the way she dashed across the busy roads.
Even though her clean undergarments provided some comfort, she felt as rough as a puking cat. What had she been drinking? Oh God, Southern Comfort? Her guts roiled at the memory. Standing on the kerb, she leant forward, depositing her breakfast into a fast-food container. Cracking shot, Alex. You might still salvage this day after all. It was a relief this happened before she got to the office.
It is your own fault, idiot,
she said aloud, provoking a glare from a fellow pedestrian. No, not you!
she called after the retreating suit. Me!
Clearing her throat into the gutter a final time, she ruefully eyed the bilious mess resembling, to her disgust, something like a fur ball. She couldn't go into the meeting with breath like a twelve-year-old tabby. This demanded coffee and air freshener.
A hole-in-the-wall coffee kiosk beckoned from across the road, and she ducked through the traffic, tempting death or worse. Inside, a young man sat staring into the middle distance, apparently not noticing when Alex stepped forward. She waved her hand in front of his face, and he blinked, slowly, with an almost reptilian languor. Spotting her, he smiled, nodded, and pointed to the chalkboard menu.
The choices were few, but Alex didn't care; she needed strong, dark coffee, the sort that didn’t mess about. Coffee with both attitude and flavour. Turning to order, she found the guy staring into space again. Was he stoned? She leaned into the serving hatch, breathing in dark-brown fragrances that promised so much. She smiled.
Cluttered around the counter was a haphazard collection of sundries for sale, extending on past the shiny espresso machine. Not all boxes appeared labelled in English, cheap knockoffs, probably. Then, in the gloom, she spotted a box of toothbrushes. Perfect. Today was going to be a success, she thought. The Universe is aligning itself for me.
Hi!
she sang out to the reluctant barista, A double espresso and a toothbrush, please?
Double espresso and two cups?
he replied.
No, a double espresso and a toothbrush,
repeated Alex in a louder voice. She pointed over his shoulder to what she wanted.
He peered into the back, spotted the box, and his eyes lit up with understanding. He laughed, Yes, of course!
, and retrieved the box, standing it on the counter for Alex to browse.
As he busied himself with the clatter of cups and hissing coffee apparatus, Alex selected a pink toothbrush. Excuse me,
she asked. Do you sell toothpaste?
He turned and shrugged. Not sure. I'll have a check in a minute, after I finish your coffee.
Thanks.
Soon, Alex's coffee appeared through the hatch, wisps of steam escaping from the plastic lid. The young man disappeared into the dark, and Alex heard boxes bumping around. After a few seconds, he reappeared with a striped white and turquoise tube. I think this is it,
he said. It's in Chinese or something, so I don't know what flavour it is.
All good. Thanks,
said Alex, pleased to find what she needed so quickly. She paid, gulped down her coffee, and left the empty cup behind. Now her motor was up and running, and all she needed was to sneak into the toilets, quickly freshen up, and she would be ready to go.
Today was an important day. It was her first company pitch meeting, and a strong impression would go a long way. Hopefully Chloe, her manager, would not be in the session. This was Alex's day to shine, and she did not want to be subjected to the harridan's constant criticism.
Chloe’s team consisted of overblown, hee-haw types. Their joint projects grew legs, although some had