TALES FROM THE ZIRZAMEEN
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This book is a non fiction autobiographical account of an American expat's experiences with Iranians and Iran. It is a series of 12 short stories in chronological order. At age eleven he went to boarding school in Rome with the grandson of Sardar Homayoun who was offered the monarchy of Iran by the British rather than Reza Shah but he t
Brian Hanson Appleton
Brian Hanson Appleton was born in Tokyo, Japan in 1950, he grew up in Greece, Italy and France and worked in Iran for five years in the 1970's. He speaks English, French, Italian, Persian and Greek and graduated Phi Beta Kappa in 1972 from George Washington University with a BA in Anthropology and obtained an MA in ancient history from the International University of Fundamental Knowledge/Oxford Network Saint Petersburg, Russian Federation June 24, 2008. His master thesis was on the Hellenistic Greek influence on the Buddhist sculpture of the Ghandahar school in Afghanistan. He was knighted into the Sovereign Orthodox Order of St John Hospitaller of Jerusalem in NYC in 2008. Immorality and Immortality is the author's first venture into fiction. Author was a fine artist in Siena for 3 years 1969 to 1971 and has been a lighting designer and lightin manufacturer's representative for 39 years now. He does freelance journalism for many Iranian American publications.
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TALES FROM THE ZIRZAMEEN - Brian Hanson Appleton
PREFACE
Forty Days in the Wilderness of Heartland
With my heart full of love beyond the breaking point
I lay my youthful head in Leila’s waiting lap
The familiar scent of her like tuber roses
I breathe in long and deep.
Safely wrapped in her arms and legs, I surrender
To sweet dreams of bright tomorrow
with her fair turquoise gemstone
and I, old silver in betrothal ring
of life promised together.
Under cover of full darkness, the moon loses her shyness coming out to play….
Kneeling over me, she gently kisses my eyelids into sleep, perhaps trance.
Resisting, I long to bury my face in her full snow white bosom.
Her soft black hair tickles my face, gazing at me with silent burning desire
like still waters running deep, but I am too tired to raise my head.
Twenty seven days later, I awake alone, wandering in the Lut Desert,
following the tracks of her camel endlessly to the West.
Where are my cucumbers and melons, grapes and dates?
No figs, no cherries, no eggplants, no pomegranates.
Here there is only hot sand scalding my feet.
What has become of her my youth, my one true love, where is she now?
Like saffron’s mother crocuses waiting beneath spring snow will she
Come out again to bloom on the 40th day of Lent and
Shower me with a 100,001 stolen kisses
While jealous bearded deities above
Are not looking?
And is her name Iran…
Or am I destined
For madness?
—Majnun
INTRODUCTION
For Love of Persia
SINCE THE AGE OF SIXTEEN IN 1966 UNTIL THE PRESENT DAY I HAVE BEEN a lover of Persian culture and language. I went to Iran for the first time when I was sixteen as the houseguest of an old aristocratic family who could trace both sides of their family back one thousand years and showed me titles and land grants given to their ancestors by Nader Shah.
I went to school in Rome, Italy, for five years with one of their sons who started teaching me Farsi in exchange for English, but he also taught me much, much more than just the language. He taught me about the proverbs, the taroff (honorifics), the poems, the cuisine, the jokes, the Mullah Nazrudin stories, the sweets and candies and confections like the pistachios, the dates, and the melon, sun flower and pumpkin seeds (Persians are big time seed eaters shelling them neatly and in rapid succession between their teeth until the floors of the movie theatres were full of husks) and a whole Persian world view: the generosity of Persian friendship, the elaborate system of good manners, how to show respect to elders, to statesmen, how to recognize the humanity in everyone from the humblest to the greatest.
He taught me many things, like giving other people presents when you had some great success as a way of sharing your good fortune and not making them jealous of it. Next thing you know, I found myself bickering over who should go through the door first or who should pay the restaurant bill. The concept of dividing up the bill evenly between us was unthinkable and un-Iranian. Over the course of time I figured out that, although it took longer, having each person take turns paying the entire restaurant bill eventually evened out, the same as dividing up each bill but with two added advantages: Each of us got to play the big shot in public and this arrangement tended to help sustain friendships because in order to get paid back you had to keep going out to dinner with the same people. This was a completely foreign language in itself to your average American.
The Iranians had a wonderful quality which, having grown up in Italy, I had also seen in the Italian culture, which was the appreciation of the individual with all his eccentricities, strengths, and flaws, the great human interest that people took in what made an individual interesting or amusing or unique. There was no total reliance on technology, or trends, or fashion, or the opinions of others, or the size of someone’s wallet or car or house to define who they were.
Although many of the newly wealthy cared about fashion, street addresses, and club memberships, when I went to live in Iran in 1974, I went into a world where not only the wealthy would shower a visitor with generosity but even the poorest individual would try to give you the shirt off his back or cook for you his last chicken. It was a world where rich and famous people spent as much time talking about the latest misadventure of one of their servants, or trying to get their servant married off properly, or trying to help him earn some extra money by finding him outside jobs working a friend’s party or a government function, as they spent time talking about their own children, friends, and affairs.
I found a world where the neighborhood car washer who lived in the street was someone everybody knew and gave gifts to on Aid-e-Gorban (a Shiite tithing holiday). In fact our neighborhood car washer was named Lolahozi. I never saw a beggar in that Iran. No matter how poor a person was, he would be selling something, even if it was only pencils or gerdou (brine pickled walnuts.) I found a world where family elders would still help settle the marital disputes of their children and nephews and nieces.
I found a world where everyone was in charge and no one was a subordinate, which made organizing anything, even something as simple as the tenants of a six-unit apartment building trying to collect the money to buy another tank of heating fuel, almost impossible, and yet it was a world where humanity was the measuring stick. I learned the meaning of: What is possible everywhere else in the world is impossible in Iran, but what is impossible everywhere else in the world is possible in Iran.
I could give many examples but two will suffice. My very first day on a new job with a large American corporation, my boss’s younger brother, who was about eighteen at the time, had gotten arrested the night before for drunk and disorderly conduct at the Pars American Club, ultimately getting into a fist fight with a local policeman and throwing him into the swimming pool until reinforcements arrived. I was asked by my boss to go down to the police station and see what it would take to get his brother released. This was my first day on the job and, never having dealt with the police in Iran, I was a bit nervous about the outcome—and besides I did not particularly admire his brother’s behavior to begin with. On my way by taxi, I began to fabricate a story for Tony which would appeal to the Iranian sensibility.
I explained to the chief of the police station that Tony had gotten a little carried away last night with the partying because he had just become engaged to be married to an Iranian girl whose parents had consented. In fact Tony actually did end up marrying an Iranian girl but several years later. The police chief, upon hearing this explanation, seemed to be satisfied and sympathetic, so I took the next venture, which was to ask him what I could do to obtain his release from jail. The police chief called in the policeman who had been hit and thrown in the pool by Tony and told me to ask him what I could do. The policeman listened politely to my explanation of Tony’s behavior and then, in a very modest and friendly way, he showed me his torn uniform and said that since he had to pay for his own uniform, if I could just pay for the repair of his uniform, which was probably less than ten dollars, he would be satisfied— provided, of course, that Tony didn’t get into anymore fights. And so I left with Tony next to me in my taxi that very afternoon, which was not the outcome I had expected.
Can you imagine what would have happened to an Iranian who had gotten drunk in some private club in the USA and struck a policeman and thrown him in the swimming pool back in 1974? He would probably still be serving time in jail to this day.
The other story I want to tell is how one of the supervisors of the American corporation for which I worked was rear ended by an Iranian workman on his motorcycle one morning on the way to work. The American supervisor had been put in jail—not the guilty party who had rear ended his car and who was driving his motorcycle without a license. I understood by this time that the police, other than the highest-ranking ones, considered themselves to be working class as well and they always seemed to favor who-ever was poorer rather than whose fault it was. The American did not understand this unwritten, unspoken concept at all, and of course he didn’t understand a word of Farsi either, even though he had lived there for years, so his reaction was to scream and yell and bang on the walls of his cell and make gigantic threats about what his embassy was going to do about this injustice when he got out of jail.
By this time I had learned the routine. I asked the judge how much the repair bill on the motorcycle was going to be, and when he told me some modest sum like one hundred fifty or two hundred dollars, I started to hand it over to the motorcycle driver. I had one condition that I addressed to the judge and to the policemen present: that they keep the loud-mouthed American supervisor for a few days rather than turning him loose immediately.
They had no problem with my request. This is a true story, one of many I want to tell you. I became so Iranianized over the course of the next 5 years that I became a Moslem at the Tehran Rotary Club in the presence of the late Foreign Minister Ghallatbari, the late Prime Minister Manucher Eghbal’s younger brother Khosro, and many other dignitaries of the Shah’s government. The priest presiding over the ceremony was Imam Jomeh, the Shah’s personal priest. It was in the local papers and I still have copies of the articles and photographs from that ceremony. I adopted the pseudonym Rasool Aryadust on that occasion, which was the name my friend’s father Alia had chosen for me for the event.
In addition I became a very good friend of Professor Parvin Ansary, who is a film producer and director who lives in Rome and was good friends with the lates: Fellini, Vittorio Di Sica, Vittorio Gazman, Anna Maria Pier Angeli, Paul Bartel, Marcello Mastroiani, and comedian Alberto Sordi, and still live Sofia Loren and many other Italian actors, directors and producers, such as: Antonioni, Visconti, Bertolucci, and Gian Maria Volonte, as well as Iranians such as Kimiyaee, Abassi and Kimiavi, and many more. Khanoum-e-Parvin put me in two of her films in Iran, which both the Italian and Iranian National TV and radio companies helped to subsidize. I played the role of Sir Robert Shirley, who was an historic character, in one of the films set in the Safavid time of Shah Abbas. I met the then-current TV starlet Atesh in that film and acted with her, sometimes in my role or more often as the double of her Italian husband in the film because the real life actor couldn’t ride a horse or row a boat or any of those manly things. We even had use of the Shah’s horses for one of the scenes in the film. Another role was given to Nakhshineh in this film, who later went on to become the Dai Jan Napolon of the extremely popular local TV series adapted from Iraj Pezeshkhzad’s novel of the same name: My Uncle Napoleon. Our film The Travels of Pietro Della Valle went on to win a gold medal at the Nice Documentary Film Festival that year.
I have photos of all these people and of the filmings, which I would like to share with you later in this book. In our second film I got to know Shohreh Aghdashlou, who was wonderful and fun to work with, and I had the incredible experience of re-introducing myself to her backstage after a production of Our Share of Father’s House September 9, 2001, at a college campus theatre in Northern California after we had not seen each other since 1977 or ’78 in Iran. Three years ago she played a significant role in Steven Spielberg’s film The House of Sand and Fog, for which she was nominated for an Oscar for Best Supporting Actress.
The real purpose of this collection of short stories, however, is to honor all my Persian friends, such as Professor Parvin Ansary for her art films. She has really made a great, often behind-the-scenes contribution and effect on Iranian cinema and theatre, and she should be recognized by her own compatriots as much as she is in the annals of Hollywood and Cine Citta. I also wish to honor Persian culture and help to create a better understanding and a bridge between our countries.
CHAPTER ONE
A Mid Summer Night’s Dream amid the Jasmine
IT WAS THE SUMMER OF 1966. I WAS SIXTEEN AND NEVER BEEN kissed.
I was landing in the darkness by myself at Mehrabad airport for the first time in my life, having flown that day from Rome to meet my schoolmate Touss, named after the birthplace of Ferdowsi. I was going to spend the summer with him and his family and I didn’t know what to expect.
I was a little nervous when I saw an absolute wall of people with their faces pressed to the glass