The Invention of Romance
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Conni Massing
Conni Massing is an award-winning writer working in theatre, film, and television. Stage credits include The Myth of Summer (Alberta Theatre Projects), Oh! Christmas Tree (Lunchbox Theatre), and her stage adaptations of W.O. Mitchell’s Jake and the Kid (Theatre Calgary) and Bruce Allen Powe’s The Aberhart Summer (Citadel Theatre). She has several publications to her credit, including five of her plays and a comic memoir, Roadtripping: On the Move with the Buffalo Gals, published by Brindle and Glass Publishing. Her writing has been recognized by Alberta Media Production Industries Association, the Academy of Canadian Cinema & Television, the Betty Mitchell Awards, the Writers’ Guild of Alberta, and the Elizabeth Sterling Haynes Awards.
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The Invention of Romance - Conni Massing
For Viola Jane
Contents
Production History
Characters
Act One
Act Two
Acknowledgements
About the Author
Production History
The Invention of Romance premiered March 28–April 13, 2014, at Workshop West Theatre in Edmonton, Alberta, with the following cast and creative team:
Louisa: Valerie Ann Pearson
Kate: Lora Brovold
Man: Mat Busby
Director/Dramaturge: Tracy Carroll
Set and lighting design: Robert Shannon
Costume design: Lisa Hancharek
Sound design: Paul Morgan Donald
Stage managers: Betty-Lou Hushlak, Rachel Rudd
Characters
Kate: midthirties
Louisa: plays herself at the ages of eighteen and seventy-nine
Man: plays a variety of roles to facilitate the storytelling, including James the archivist
Setting
The action takes place in a museum and several other locations. Set and costumes should be designed to facilitate maximum flow between scenes. The Fantasy Man and early incarnations of Edgar may be depicted as silhouettes behind a screen.
ACT ONE
Lights up on
kate
at a museum press conference. Crowd noise can be heard in the background.
kate:
Good evening. My name is Kathleen Carmichael and I am the curator of The Invention of Romance: Art and Literature from the Age of Courtly Love and Beyond. This exhibit will animate contemporary notions of romance, the history of romantically inspired poetry and . . . in the Bertrand and Ethel Price Memorial Salon we will be presenting . . . De Amore. (may acknowledge enthusiastic response of press conference audience) This twelfth-century manuscript is believed to recount the proceedings from Eleanor of Aquitaine’s fabled court of love
and we’re delighted to announce that we will be the only Canadian stop on the North American tour of this precious medieval codex. We’re extremely grateful for the generous sponsorship provided by the Smithsonian Institute, the Devonshire Textiles Museum, and the Canadian Heart Foundation . . .
kate
steps away and surveys the audience. Her speech continues in the background as a muffled soundtrack complete with faint crowd noise.
Honestly? It feels a touch ironic to be curating an exhibit about romance. I mean, now that Cooper and I seem to be pretty much irreconcilable . . . irreconciled? . . . shipwrecked, washed up on the beach for the gulls to shit on.
Even more ironic: this whole thing was my idea. I got a hot tip that De Amore was slated to tour so I made a presentation at the curator’s colloquium pitching the manuscript as the centrepiece of an exhibit—and myself as some kind of minor expert on matters of the heart. A romantic.
Who even knows what that really means?
james
enters, carrying an object behind his back.
james:
Romantic: a soulful or amorous idealist. Quixotic, not sensible about practical matters.
Concerned with or conducive to courtship and love—
kate:
Excuse me. Have we met?
james:
My name is James. I’m the archivist.
kate:
Yes—yes, of course.
james
presents a lute to
kate
. Pleased with himself.
What’s this?
james:
It’s a lute.
kate:
Yes, I know but—
james:
Only slightly less romantic than the harp, but much easier to transport. Very popular for wooing.
kate:
Are you new here?
james:
No. And actually, we’ve met several times now. We had a conversation about medieval music at the opening reception for Mysteries of the Bog People. Which is when you mentioned—
kate:
Ah, yes—I remember now.
james:
I was telling you how much Reba loved flute music— You’ve met my—
kate:
Reba—yes, yes of course. I mean, I think I have—
james:
And you said, I’d love to get my hands on one of those goddamn harps or lutes or something, I’d sing me up a little ‘fare thee well, my love,’ let me tell you.
kate:
Was I drinking?
james:
Possibly. And you were also quite upset with your boyfriend.
kate:
(handing back the lute) I don’t know how to play a lute. Sorry you went to so much trouble.
kate
turns away, dismissing
james
, but he hangs in there.
james:
No trouble at all. This exhibit is a very big opportunity. I’m honoured to be working on it.
kate:
Since when?
james:
I spoke to Ms. Pender-Smetz after the status meeting yesterday. She thought you might appreciate some help.
kate:
I see.
james:
So I volunteered to pitch in.
kate:
Then I guess I look forward to working with you. Now do you mind . . . ?
james:
Yes. I mean, yes of course we can discuss this later. Only . . . I thought I should mention, there’s some buzz on the Internet about the De Amore manuscript. Apparently the tour directors got very snippy about a temperature control issue in Houston.
kate:
Where’d you hear this?
james:
I participate in an online forum for artifact restoration professionals—ARF—actually I guess it’s really ARPF but— (notes
kate
’s expression) Anyway, there was talk about De Amore—
kate:
Talk about what? They’ve approved the facility report.
james:
Of course, I just thought you’d want to know.
kate:
Uh . . . thanks.
james
moves off.
As I was saying . . . I think I was