One, Two, Three Is Not Trigonometry

By Goosepunk

The System of Checks & Balances did work correctly. It’s just that the House of Representatives was the ones in trouble & they were dealt with. The President is following through with what he is doing. Apparently, he’s not a criminal. Checks & balances stopped the house automatically. We were all a little hasty to Judge Trump. You have to believe in your president but still, you can write in any candidate you want on your ballot. You don’t have to vote for him.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Xlibris US
• Release date: Feb 17, 2020
• ISBN: 9781796088731

Goosepunk

Goosepunk has been writing a long time. In fact he pretty much started writing by teaching himself. His dad told him when he first learned to read & write that he was lucky he lived that long. Goosepunk started reading with books on Dinosaurs. So, he didn't have to learn from the bible which gives these books an edge & gives anyone who reads them an edge too. I would let my children read this.

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Copyright © 2020 by Goose Punk.

ISBN:      Softcover           978-1-7960-8871-7

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Rev. date: 02/17/2020

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CONTENTS

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

Chapter 12

Chapter 13

Chapter 14

Chapter 15

Chapter 16

Chapter 17

Chapter 18

Chapter 19

Chapter 20

Chapter 21

Chapter 22

Chapter 23

Chapter 24

Chapter 25

Chapter 26

Chapter 27

Chapter 28

Chapter 29

Chapter 30

Chapter 31

Chapter 32

Chapter 33

Chapter 34

Chapter 35

Chapter 36

Chapter 37

Chapter 38

Chapter 39

Chapter 40

Chapter 41

Chapter 42

Chapter 43

Chapter 44

Conclusion

Ben The Dog

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

Chapter 12

Chapter 13

Chapter 14

Chapter 15

Chapter 16

Chapter 17

Chapter 18

Chapter 19

Chapter 20

Chapter 21

Chapter 22

Chapter 23

Chapter 24

Chapter 25

Chapter 26

Chapter 27

Chapter 28

Chapter 29

Chapter 30

Chapter 31

Chapter 32

Chapter 33

Chapter 34

Ben The Dog Conclusion

You have to believe in your president my mom said. How is it that since Iwas old enough for Saturday Night Live, they’ve been bad mouthing every president who has ever been in office? Ithink Obama was a little bit harder to ostracize. Trump sure has been easy though. late night TV really laughs at that guy.

Actually, I moved into an apartment full of old people once & right away they nominated me as President of the Activities Club. It’s the same, I bet. President of the Activities Club, totally sucked. Everybody thinks President of the United States is the most powerful man in the world, it’s probably just the opposite. The minute they enter office, all their hopes & dreams of making the world a better place will be crushed.

They say it’s lonely at the top & I bet it is. President of the Activity Club was a total sham & then the guy that stepped in after me was in the people’s interest’s & things seemed better for him.

Nancy Pelosi seems to be doing the same thing to Trump right now as Trump has been accused of doing to the Ukrainians. She’s holding onto the Articles of Impeachment, while Trump is getting involved in a war with Iran. Is she using the threat of Impeachment against Trump so Trump will fight Iran? It’s the same thing, it’s just reversed.

Another thing about our relationship (as Trump would call it) with Russia is that Ibelieve everybody who says ‘Putin’, is saying it wrong. Ithink it’s ‘P-hew-ton’. Russia has never liked the US, they like Canada but not the US. Trump, while running for office in ‘16 did talk to Putin & even though he didn’t involve himself in rigging the election which we found out later, he probably gave Trump some advice & there’s no law against that.

Actually, this president has gotten stronger towards what he faces & is handling it pretty well. He has made some bold trade decisions & military decisions. At first, we were appalled because of his fake tan & the way he must be sipping on cheap vodka when nobody’s looking. He might prove himself someone to be remembered.

His wall barring Mexicans out of the US was a little premature & sort of impotent when he demanded Mexico to pay for it. Ithink when it’s all completed there will be a plaque at the end that says his name & that’s why he wanted it in the first place. Trump has always been proud of his name. He says that’s what sells, the name. He’s not the first celebrity in the White House, there was Regan. Regan was a douche. When he entered office, the national debt was in the low millions. When he left office, the national debt was in the low billions. I thought Trump would be the ticket to get the country out of