I Call My Sexuality My God: My Shampoo and My Watermelon Juice
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Victoria Ifeolu
Victoria Ifeolu is the Author of two novels, a poetry collection, a short story collection, a collection of prose-poems and a novella. The most prominent of them all is the mainstream poetry collection titled I Call My Sexuality My God: My Shampoo and My Watermelon Juice, which made its way to The New York Times, The Kenya Today, and The Reader's House, London. Her literary awards include the Nigerian Stored Products Research Institute Essay Prize, the Mazariya Prize for Poetry, and the Jason Pinter Black Writer Scholarship. In 2019, she was shortlisted thrice for the Ad Hoc Fiction Prize. Her stand-alone poems have been published in widely-read anthologies, including The Tracery of Trees by the Poetry Institute of Canada, and Where The Mind Dwells by Eber & Wein, PA. Shortly before completing the Thriller MBA in affiliation with the International Thriller Writers (ITW), she earned a Bachelor of Arts degree in English (Literature) from the American University of Nigeria. Born in 1998, she identifies as a pro-Beauvoir literary scholar, who enjoys inventing her own theories.
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I Call My Sexuality My God - Victoria Ifeolu
Copyright © 2017 by Victoria Ifeolu.
Library of Congress Control Number: 2017903254
ISBN: Hardcover 978-1-5245-8795-6
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TABLE OF CONTENTS
Acknowledgments
I: Section One
The Prize-giving Stage
Music Treats Treason to the Tricks in Our Reasoning
I beheld Jesus
Burning Ocean
Snow’s Kiss
Entangled Knife
I Walked
Who Makes The Selfish Roll?
CALL MY SEXUALITY: Section Two
Myrrh-maids
Daughter Slaps Altar
Come For Supper
Anointed Pervert
Daughter, Daughter
Virgin Mary’s Pervert
Flexible
She Was a Good Woman
Hot Huts in My Heart
Deserted Appetizer
Pail Pain in Three Pails
My Account of My Motivation for Clogging Laundries Every Monday
Soak the Air in the Mistresses’ Care
The Red Brine
I Know You Know Me
Invaluable Brains Know Their Treasure Too
Pizzas for My Man
The Sovereignty of the Suffering Tree
Forever Like That
Biological Logic Needs Lord’s Magic
Let Ivy Leagues Speak the Truth
First Love War
Whether She Be Gay or She Be Straight
Prodigal Wife
Strange Human Miracles
You Should Love My Grandfather
MY GOD: Section Three
Oven of Maya
Naked Throne
There’s Blood on His Gift
The Eleventh Commandment
The gods in the God of Humanity
Noah’s Curse
Take Me to This River
Author’s Note
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
I would never gain the ability to declare that I ever started this book, nor handle the solidity of confessing the best sin I ever committed (working on this collection during school time) before acknowledging that it was the Almighty God who gave me the power, the strength, the talent and the creative intelligence to come up with the ideas that mother this book and their development thereof. My life is a delicate proof of the idea that God still uses people: I wouldn’t have ever come this far had I not sat in Christian Bok’s rudimentary creative writing class and had Joshua Whitehead as a TA; that is an unfair summary for the understandable sake of the I-find-to-be-very-professional page limits in this awesome contest.
Coming to the human makers of my inevitable existence; my mother and father: Dr. and Mrs. J.K Ifeolu, I would like to make use of this platform to thank them for providing my sister and me with the best education we have gotten so far in the history of the centuries in which we were born and re-born. My sister, Ayanfe Abigail Ifeolu is my creative lantern; my lucrative master; this whole collection has nothing on her.
Finally, the owners of my heart are the true recipients of this life-changing award, which the Holy Spirit has assured me I would win by His power and not mine: Mirabelle Eze, Kaithlyn Manalastas, Katherine Kvellestad, Laurel Simonson, Simone Natasha, Kiden Miller, Hunter Sullivan, Rachael Welsh, Edah Joachim, Phoebe Mah, Adeoti Fashokun, Victor Ajiboye, Riches Sunnie-Ododo, Benjamin Adegbiji, Tosin Oladokun, Kalesanmi Olawole, Victor Mobayo, Oreoluwa Olaitan and the chosen unmentioned few. I could wish I had more friends, but I believe in quality above quantity, in the same way that I wrote more poems than these, yet kept the rest in my laundry’s tea. Dear judges, drink my wardrobe’s tea: I prepared it all for you…
I
(Section One)
The Prize-giving Stage
I swam up the podium to receive the Swans of sodium for drawing the boldest conidium in the science stadium
The teachers looked for the girl who swirled the pearl down the Troll called Mathematics
The Principal embraced the breeze as I raced the bees to raise cool honey above school money
My mother shook paws, mowing lawns with smiles of sauce, which sawed her aisles of waffles
My sister sang Rihanna when a cistern hanged the earner with a Spinster named Anna, while a blister rapped the Anthem
I cast news in new blasts, chanting in fast cars on lasting clasts
My chicken pox boxed in a disguised fox, as I got loved first on my mother’s chocolate frost
I made friends with the flowers, talking to the showers, chatting with the hours, weeping for the owls and weeping in my towel
I had no friends in school, but my hat knew French in its skull, because my heart renewed rents in full
No boy had come then, no coin had turned ten, no foil had gunned men, as no toy I’d condemned
My bowl of soup cried in my bow of cookies, lied in my bow of candies and died in my bow of poop
I enjoyed the company of myself, endured the tumbling of my elf, and enjoined the symphony of my cells
I prayed and fasted when the praise of farting had sounded too long
I regarded my head as God and regarded God as my head
I discarded gulls as my galls and embedded girls in my gods
I embedded gods in my goods and embedded goods in my bed of embryos
I stole the page on the prize-giving stage
Music Treats Treason to the Tricks in Our Reasoning
I’m doing well in college
I sew a well in storage
I drew hell in hostage
In high school, I was slightly loose
I hide the bell in the lighting