The Great Gatsby 2

By Ded Sullivan and Mars Sultar

OH SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS! IT'S GREAT GATSBY TIME! The groundbreaking sequel to F. Scott Fitzgerald's masterwork,"The Great Gatsby". Lights greener than ever before! Each dream more American than the last! The jazziest age of all! It's Great Gatsby time! The Great Gatsby 2! The Great Gatsby 2 is back with his old sport Nick, having adventures and tragedies in jazz era New York City. Witness the novel critics have called, "a novel like no other before or since." Toot a long note on your jazzy sax and enjoy The Great Gatsby 2!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Lulu.com
• Release date: Mar 2, 2021
• ISBN: 9781678088842

Book preview

~ CHAPTER 1 ~

The great gatsby was floating in the water dead.

Oh shit, said the great gatsby 2, Now its my turn to be the great gatsby.

The Great Gatsby 2 went to his friend Nick Carraway’s house.

Oh shit, said Nick Carraway, Tje Great Gatsby? I thought you were murdered in a pool by George Wilson cause he thought you ran over his wife or watever

Yeah, said the Great Gatsby 2. I’m the Great Gatsby 2, though. A different one. Old sport.

Oh okay, said Nick Carraway.

Yeah, said the Great Gatsby 2, "do you think I wouldnt make clones of myself in case George

Wilson mistakenly believed I ran over his wife Myrtle and then shot me in a pool?"

Oh yeah that makes sense, said Nick Carraway, do you wanna smoke some weed or something?

Yeah okay, said the Great Gatsdby 2, and they smoked some weed.

~ CHAPTER 2 ~

As the great gatsby 2 and Nick Carraway sat in Nick’s apartment and got stoned, Jordan and Daisy were also smoking weed somewhere.

It’s pretty fucked up that The Great Gatsby got murdered in a pool by George Wilson, said Jordan.

Yeah but he’ll probably come back as a clone or something, said Daisy.

Oh yeah, that makes sense, said Jordan.

Or maybe he has and evil twin. Said Daisy

That would be crazy, said Jordan, and she took a massive bong rip. Then Tom came in and said something racist probably.

~ CHAPTER 3 ~

The Great Gatsby 2 was looking at the green light from Nick’s house. He got so into it he accidentally walked into the lake. Nick saw all of this and laughed so much he pissed himself.

~ CHAPTER 4 ~

The eyes of Dr. TJ Ecklesburg were looking at everyone.

Oh shit are you looking at me, said the Great Gatsby 2.

Oh yeah sorry, is that okay? said the eyes of doctor TJ Ecklesburg.

I guess, said the Great Gatsby 2, and he took a huge bong rip. Then Tom was there and said something racist probably.

~ CHAPTER 5 ~

The great gatsby 2 was having a party. Daisy saw the great gatsby 2 and went up to say hi.

Hello the great gatsby, said Dasiy.

Actually, I am the great gatsby 2, said the Great Gatsby 2.

That makes sense, because the first one is dead. said Daisy.

Right, said the great gatsby 2. Exactly.

~ CHAPTER 6 ~

The Great Gatsby 2 went into the Vape shop.

What’ll it be sir? said the vape shop guy.

I would like a hundred vapes that are made of gold, because I am very rich. said the Great Gatsbty 2.

Thts’ a good choice. You do seem very rich. Said the vape shop guy.

I am yes. I would also like a gallon of vape juice. Said the great gatsby 2

What flavor? said the vape shop guy.

One of each because I am so rich said the great gatsby 2. He paid for his vape juice and left.

~ CHAPTER 7 ~

Hey Nick can you help me with this, siad the great gatsby 2

What? said Nick Carraway.

"I got a cease and desist from the estate of F. Scott Fitzgerald, on account of being named the

Great Gatsby 2." Said the Great Gatsby 2.

Let’s just wait until the great gatsby is in the public domain. said Nick.

What a brilliant idea, we’ll never tell anyone about the great gatsby 2 until after the great Gatsby becomes public domain in the year 2021 even though all of this is happening right now in 1922 or whenever. Said the Great Gatsby 2.

Yeah.

Reviews for The Great Gatsby 2

[deimos · Rating: 5 out of 5 stars]

Truly one of the best literary pieces ive ever read