Tiffany Donovan vs. the Cookie Elves of Destruction
By Justina Ireland and Tyler Champion
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Justina Ireland
Justina Ireland enjoys dark chocolate, dark humor, and is not too proud to admit that she’s still afraid of the dark. She lives with her husband, kid, and dog in Pennsylvania. She is the author of Vengeance Bound and Promise of Shadows. Visit her at JustinaIreland.com.
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Tiffany Donovan vs. the Cookie Elves of Destruction - Justina Ireland
CHAPTER ONE
A Strange Donation
Monday morning, Tiffany Donovan ran out of the house thirty minutes earlier than usual. It was the day of the annual Devils’ Pass Middle School Cookie Sale. As student body president, it was Tiffany’s job to make sure there were plenty of cookies for people to buy. This meant that she had to get up earlier and leave without breakfast. Tiffany hated missing breakfast and hated being late to school. Not to mention, cookies were not an excuse for tardiness.
It was her fault she had to buy cookies in the first place. Yesterday, while baking cookies for the sale, she’d gotten distracted by the show Gem War Attack, her friend Zach Lopez’s favorite show. She’d promised Zach she would watch the show and then discuss it with him. But she’d also promised to bake cookies for the sale and work on the group project for her science class. Plus, she still had to make time to practice for soccer tryouts next month, so she’d been dribbling a soccer ball on her knees while cutting and pasting diagrams for class and watching Gem War Attack.
She ended up accidentally cutting one of the diagrams in half. Then she missed most of the show when she lost control of the soccer ball and it knocked over her water bottle. The cookies burned and she missed the rest of the show, and the group project still wasn’t finished. It had been a totally wasted day.
And now here she was trying to make up time by hurrying to the Devils’ Pass Bakery before the sun was even up. She tried never to walk outside when it was dark. Not in Devils’ Pass, anyway.
As she jogged toward Main Street, dread filled Tiffany and made her stomach hurt. This early, Devils’ Pass looked nothing like the town Tiffany knew. All the shops were closed and no one was around. It was still dark out and the streetlights didn’t do much to penetrate the gloom. A cold wind blew, stirring up dead leaves. Far off, a dog howled.
As she passed the park, Tiffany quickened her pace. Deep in the park was a sinkhole filled with inky black water. But it wasn’t really a sinkhole. It was a doorway to the Otherside, a creepy world filled with monstrous unicorns and cat-eating mermaids. Every once in a while, the monsters from the Otherside made their way to Devils’ Pass. Tiffany and her friends foiled their plots with the help of the town librarian, Mr. Hofstrom. As the Loyal Order of Helga, it was their job to keep the town safe from monsters, and they were good at it. But she didn’t have her friends with her right now, and she didn’t want to meet any of those monsters.
Once she was past the park, Tiffany’s fear melted away and she began to worry about smaller things. What if the bakery wasn’t open this early? Or what if they didn’t have any cookies for the sale? She was the eighth-grade class president. If she didn’t bring anything to the sale, she would let everyone down.
That was not going to happen.
Main Street looked normal, the town’s single stoplight blinking yellow. Tiffany sighed with relief when she saw the light pouring out of a storefront about halfway down the block. That had to be the bakery — the only place open this early.
The bakery was painted bright pink. A sign proclaimed Cookies and More!
Inside, an older white woman whom Tiffany didn’t recognize stared out from behind a counter. Tiffany frowned. There were no hours posted on the door, but since the lights were on, she figured the bakery was open.
She pulled open the door and chimes rang. As they did, the woman behind the counter turned to look at her, but in a slow and strange way. A smile was planted oddly on the woman’s face.
Good. Morning.
The woman’s voice sounded like the voice on a robocall. She seemed to barely register Tiffany’s presence. And since Tiffany was over six feet tall with Afro puffs and dark skin, she was used to people noticing her. It felt strange to be ignored. Stranger still, Tiffany had never seen this woman before.
Um, hi, good morning. Where’s Mrs. Briggs?
Mrs. Briggs had owned the bakery since Tiffany was small. If she wanted to stock the bake sale with amazing cookies everyone would love, Mrs. Briggs was the person to make them. Her baking was legendary. I wanted to buy some cookies?
The woman kept smiling. Everything is free right now. Free samples.
Uh, and Mrs. Briggs is OK with that?
Tiffany asked, eyebrows furrowed. She seriously doubted that.
New management!
said the woman.
What happened to Mrs. Briggs?
Tiffany