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    It's Not My Fault!
    It's Not My Fault!
    It's Not My Fault!
    Ebook133 pages32 minutes

    It's Not My Fault!

    By Roger Stevens and Steven Withrow

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    Packed full of every type of poem you can think of, this quirky, wonderful collection of poems from Roger Stevens and Steven Withrow, with fantastic funny illustrations from Katie Abey, is a great way to get kids excited about poetry!

    "It wasn't me-or was it He,
    My evil, evil, evil twin?
    I didn't mean to be so mean.
    There goes my evil twin again."

    Join poets Roger Stevens and Steven Withrow for this magical mixture of poems. Sometimes funny, sometimes serious there's something here for everyone. Just remember though - whatever happens...
    it's not my fault!

    Book band: Dark Blue
    Ideal for ages 9-10
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBloomsbury Publishing
    Release dateAug 11, 2016
    ISBN9781472919977
    It's Not My Fault!
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    Roger Stevens

    Roger Stevens is a children's author and poet who visits schools performing and running workshops. His books include The Jumble Book, compiled for Dyslexia Action and Why Otters Don't Wear Socks. Roger also runs the Poetry Zone, a website for children and teachers.

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