Deputy Yama: Volume 2

By Yi ZhuLaoGuYan

Don't think that without spring, a little hoodlum who collects protection fees at the school gates will be beaten up by others and become the Chief Executive of the Underworld — King Yama.

This time, it's going to be very lively. To become the King of Hell and the Fighting Heavenly Court, reform the Underworld's system, and lead the dead spirits to resist the oppression of the Gods of the Heavenly Court. Howling Celestial Dog, Erlang Shen, Taurus Star, Titan … They all arrived, including Fuxi, Nuwa, and Yellow Emperor Xuanyuan. The Greek gods, the twelve Archangels, the Norse mythology.

The last sentence was: I am the biggest in the world... Wahaha...

• Language: English
• Publisher: Funstory
• Release date: Apr 25, 2020
• ISBN: 9781648973932

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CHAPTER 101 - STOLEN GOODS AND LOOT

I was so scared that I almost didn't dare look anymore, for fear that Taurus's head would fall off. Dang — — A ray of light shone, and after the light had disappeared, Taurus was still sitting on the recliner. The God Erlang flew out, rolled three rounds in a row, and finally crashed into the truck that was selling big stuffed bun. My god, it was fortunate that the person who bought the big stuffed bun was not here, otherwise, he would have to risk his life to fight God Erlang when he saw the hole in the horse carriage.

Half a day later, God Erlang crawled up from the ground. He shook his slightly dizzy head, How is that possible? This power from Taurus's body is very familiar.

Taurus laid back down on the chair again, and casually took out a Croissant from the plastic bag on the ground.

The Tri-pointed Double-edged Long Sabre in God Erlang's hands bloomed with a blade, Let's fight again! Just as I finished speaking, there was a Pa sound, and God Erlang suddenly grabbed onto his pants. I could tell with a glance that his belt was broken. That was true. The beer belly was as big as a person's belly. With just a slight force, the belt would break. A fat person was just a waste belt. With one hand holding his pants and the other holding the Tri-pointed Double-edged Long Sabre, he didn't know if he should continue fighting. I quickly went over and pulled on his arm, pretending to be friendly as I said, "Elder Brother Yang, Elder Brother Yang, let's just forget about today.

God Erlang was now just a donkey, holding onto his pants with one hand and dancing with the Tri-pointed Double-edged Long Sabre with the other. His fighting strength plummeted greatly as he said to Taurus from afar, Let's forget about it today, we will fight again tomorrow! With that said, he kept his weapon and walked out of the Fanjiayuan with his pants in one hand. I took a deep breath. Great master, we have finally passed this test, but when I raised my head, I saw that God Erlang had returned. I was shocked, could it be that I will still need to hit him if I were to return? God Erlang looked down to look for something as he walked, and when he was right in front of me, he said, Brat, did you see my little sound box?

I quickly took out my lighter and shone it on the ground. That MP3 fell onto the ground where God Erlang was standing a moment ago. It was hanging on his belt, but when it broke, the MP3 fell off. I hurriedly went over to pick it up, wiped off the dust on it and handed it over to God Erlang. "This is called a small sound box.

God Erlang took the sound box and looked at it carefully, then caressed it for a moment. Then, he carefully pressed the start button. A promise to be delivered with all one's heart … It was time to change my style. Suddenly, I was startled by a loud voice. I hurriedly said, Okay, okay. All of these electronic products have been knocked down.

The God Erlang nodded his head, It's the real one. I bought it this morning. Then, she turned back into the darkness and started walking out of the Fanjiayuan with his pants on. At this moment, the song in the speaker was changed to Deng Lijun's song, Green Grass Blue … White Dew Vast... There's a beautiful woman... The next wave is …

I exhaled deeply, lit a cigarette, and walked to Taurus's side, Cow-cow, from today onwards, you will no longer be Taurus, you will be the Taurus who defeated God Erlang …

Taurus grinned at me as he stuffed another piece of bread into his mouth with a Ba Ji sound.

Bald Qiang and the two painters had woken up and were rubbing their heads in confusion. Elder Brother Snake, what happened to me just now, I felt as if I had fallen asleep.

I indifferently said, You brat, you had a good nap. Just now, your Master Snake was at the eastern Bandit Gang of this large city. It was only through a bloody battle that he was able to kill them off.

Bald Qiang stroked his bald head and said, No way, Elder Brother Snake, how come I don't know anything at all?

I pointed at the machetes on the ground and the pool of blood the bandits were bleeding. If you don't believe me, just look at it yourself … Damn, why did that bandit forget about this thing when he left … When I pointed at the bloodstain on Bald Qiang's finger, I saw that the Black Star Rifle was still lying on the ground beside the bloodstain.

When Bald Qiang saw the mess on the ground, he couldn't help but believe what I had said. I walked over and picked up the gun. Bald Qiang followed me and sniffed at the smell of gunpowder in the air. With that, he gave a thumbs up, Elder Brother Snake is awesome!

Just as he was speaking, a voice suddenly came from the darkness, Don't move — —

I'm so angry, is it over tonight? Damn it, are you still not letting me rest? Why can't I come in the day? I have to force myself from standing in the dark. I just came back for a round and bumped into two groups that came to cause trouble. Furthermore, this is the third batch and there is still a bit of anger left in the Clay Buddha, do you really think that my Elder Brother Snake title is easy to bully? I held onto a gun in my hand and turned around in anger. Who is it now? If you have the ability, come out and watch me blow your head off!

In the darkness, silhouettes of people appeared one after another. Team one to the left, team two to the right. Snipers, prepare yourselves. If the suspect dares to resist, kill him on the spot … The group of people formed a semicircle, surrounding me as they stood about ten meters away from me. Put down your weapons, and hold your hands above your head — — Looking at the Captain Wang's 95th form special forces who were surrounding me in a battle formation, at the top of the building behind them, there seemed to be people moving around. I was completely speechless. Bald Qiang was even more decisive than me, upon seeing those special police officers, he immediately squatted down. I overlooked one thing, one big thing. Ten minutes ago, the bandits fired several shots in quick succession. They must have called the SWAT team over. Alright, I guess the news tomorrow morning will say that there was a gang war at Fanjiayuan last night, and there was a small-scaled gunfight.

At this time, what can I do? With a spear in my hand, even if you had thousands of words, you wouldn't be able to explain it. I threw down my gun and squatted on the floor, crestfallen. A few special forces rushed over and tied us up, and only then did Captain Wang walk over. I said to him with a sad face, Captain Wang, if I say that this gun isn't mine, would you believe that I've never fired a gun before?

Captain Wang picked up the gun from the ground, Elder Brother Snake sure knows how to joke around, there were at least thirty of us who saw you with the gun and thought to blow our heads off.

It's really not me — I wailed.

Bald Qiang shouted from the side, It's also not me —

The group of special police also dragged out the two workers who were painting. Those two had just slept soundly, so naturally, they didn't know anything at all. Then, he looked at Taurus, who was dozing off again. A few special forces lifted Taurus from the reclining chair, leaving him in a daze. Captain Wang could also tell that Taurus was a fool, so he asked, Who is this person?

I thought about it, thought about what to say, and said, "I picked up a fool, but I felt that he was pitiful. Captain Wang, look, I can be considered someone who loves you. Can you move the handcuffs to the front?

Captain Wang looked at me, then said to the cop beside me, Send this person to the support station, and then carefully investigate if our Elder Brother Snake is still selling people, or stealing organs.

I am completely unconscious now, these fellows couldn't be thinking that the reason I brought Taurus here to serve such a delicious meal is to cut off his waist, right? This time around, with the gun, the injuries, and the organs being sold, plus the four lives in the museum and the broken antiques on the floor, I think it would be easy to get them all in the head. I'm so stupid … I squatted on the ground and repeated the same words over and over again, I'm so stupid … It's not me, it's really not me …

Bring the two of them back to the police station. This is the biggest case in our city in recent years, other than the destruction of Flying Dragon Association and Flying Dragon Association, Captain Wang said to the police beside him.

As soon as I heard this, I knew I had guessed right. They had put all the bills on me. This time, I couldn't care less as I jumped up and shouted, I want to see my lawyer! I need to contact my lawyer?

A cop of the Criminal Police team shouted at me angrily, What are you shouting for? Your lawyer, Liu from Flying Dragon Association ago, has long since lost his shadow. Where did you get your lawyer from?

I do, I hurriedly said. I am the main shareholder and chairman of Paper-man Zhang's folklore Industrial Park. I am good friends with Mu Dagang of Mu Ge Corporation … They can all get me a lawyer.

When the Captain Wang heard this, his gaze hesitated. Recently, the commotion that the Paper-man Zhang had created was a little big, everyone knew that there was such a Paper-man Zhang's folklore Industrial Park, like that of a nouveau riche. Even if Captain Wang looked down on Paper-man Zhang's small company, Mu Dagang definitely knew who it was.

If you call Mu Dagang, he'll definitely find me a lawyer, I was dragged by the two cop s to the police car outside Fanjiayuan, and shouted at the Captain Wang as I walked.

The Captain Wang waved his hands impatiently. The two cop s picked me up and left, and I was stuffed into the police car before I could finish speaking. Bald Qiang was also stuffed into a police car and left before me.

I sat in the police car, with two burly cop s at the side staring at me from left and right. Brother, I want to hire a lawyer! No, I said. Don't be so long-winded, I'll give you a chance to get a lawyer in the future. Right now, you should go to the police station and explain everything," a cop said.

I was completely speechless. How could my words be clear? If he wanted to explain things clearly, he would have to listen to nonsense. He would have to first overturn the world view. After thinking about it again, it's useless to invite a lawyer. After all, we both got the money and the money. There were at least 30 special police officers who could testify to the fact that I was holding a gun and was about to blow someone's head off. This time, the matter is too serious. Even if I were to hire a lawyer, it wouldn't be of much use. I am alone in this situation, I only have one mouth, and adding on the lawyer, I only have two mouths. Now he could only run away, regain his freedom, and then find a way to prove his innocence. This was how the good people in the movies acted.

CHAPTER 102 - THE BIGGEST WANTED MAN SINCE THE FOUNDING OF THE COUNTRY

But even if I wanted to run, I had to know how to run. With my hands cuffed behind me, I didn't even dare to lean back in the car. Including the two burly policemen in the car and the cop in the driver and copilot's seat, there were a total of four people looking at me. How am I supposed to run!? Fortunately, seeing that I had surrendered, Captain Wang dispatched a car like this to escort me. There were no raiding parties, just armored cars in front to clear the way while helicopters flew behind armoured vehicles. There were patrol boats and frogmen in the water.

I sat in the car, at a loss of what to do. I watched as the police car sped towards the police station. If I get to the police station, it will be even harder for me to escape. I forcefully pulled on the handcuffs at the back, planning to struggle in death, but just as I made a move, I was pushed down by two cop s. Be more honest, otherwise, you'll be even more handsome later!

As he spoke, the speeding car suddenly stopped. There's a car accident up ahead, it looks like a dead man, the driver said. In the middle of the night, the scene of the accident was surrounded by a group of people.

Only then did the two cop s let go of my neck and look forward. Chinese people, the desire to watch a good show has never weakened. Not to mention a dead person, even a dead person's chicken would be surrounded by a circle of people. Wait, it's dead … Wouldn't that mean the Black and White Impermanence would be coming?

I looked up quickly and looked around, and sure enough, I saw the two brothers under the streetlight. The two brothers had just finished collecting their souls and were about to leave for their next business. When I saw the situation, I immediately stuck my head out the window. Xie — — Faan — — Save me!

What are you doing! The two cop s pulled my head in through the window and called out to the driver, Hurry, he's calling out to his companions.

Hearing this, the policemen in the car all became nervous, and the one in front even took out a gun, Call Captain Wang, there's a suspect and his accomplices. One is surnamed Xie and one is surnamed Fan.

The man was even more impressive. With the throttle and steering wheel, he turned a corner onto another road and sped toward the police station.

Captain Wang, please help! A cop beside me grabbed my neck with one hand and held onto his walkie-talkie with the other as he shouted at the Captain Wang who was still investigating for evidence with Fanjiayuan. The suspect is suddenly shouting for an accomplice on the way here …

Captain Wang's voice came out from the walkie-talkie, How many comrades does he have?

I think there are two of them. One is surnamed Xie and the other is surnamed Fan, cop said.

Watch out, if you resist, you can kill him on the spot, the walkie-talkie said.

What do you mean by 'kill him on the spot'? What do you mean by 'resist'? If I don't move my neck, these two cop s will treat it as me resisting and give me a move to fight back. I wonder if the Black and White Impermanence heard my call for help. Just as he was thinking, he saw the two Black and White Impermanence brothers suddenly descend from the sky and crawl up from the roof of the carriage, and squat down onto the two cop s from the left and right.

I heaved a sigh of relief. You two are finally here —

These words caused the policemen in the car to shiver. The one in front raised his cop pistol, Who are you talking to? Where are our accomplices? cop asked.

Hee hee, these people are so daring to abduct our lord! White Impermanence continued to smile.

Hmph … Ahhh … Ahhh … Ah! Beat him up! Black Wuchang also expressed his loyalty at the right time.

Then what are you all still looking at? Hurry up and knock them out, and save me! I didn't care about the taboos anymore, so I let the cops in the car look at me and talk to the air. The atmosphere inside the car was heavy. The police officer sitting in the front passenger seat pulled the bolt on the gun. Watch out!

Ah Zun … Ah Zun … After Black Wuchang finished speaking, he waved the mourning staff in his hand twice in the car, and immediately, everyone in the car fainted, and their souls left their bodies.

However, this guy's hands were too fast. Even the driver had fainted. The police car immediately turned around like a drunken wild horse. Fuck, hurry up and brake! I shouted. Black Wuchang was really a failure.

White Impermanence reacted quickly and quickly, then entered the driver's body. Hehe, which one is the brakes? The driver that White Impermanence had transformed into turned around and asked. F * ck, I always thought that only Black Wuchang was unreliable. So White Impermanence also had unreliable moments, but you don't even know how to brake and accelerate, what are you trying to do?

The one near the gas pedal, I shouted, as the car was about to hit the curb.

Hehe, which one is it this time? White Impermanence also got anxious.

I broke down completely, the one by the brake... After saying that, he realized that I was just spouting nonsense. There was a brake on the side of the throttle, and a throttle on the side of the brake. Where was the clutch?

Just as White Impermanence was still trying to find the brake through her experiments, I cleverly tapped on the middle of the car with my foot, Hurry up! White Impermanence grabbed the handbrake and lifted it up. With a Ga — sound, the police car hit the street lamp, and only stopped when it was about to hit the street lamp. Ye Zichen looked at White Impermanence, who directly yanked the hand brake. I was secretly glad that the car had stopped, no matter what.

I heaved a long sigh of relief. Damn it, this baby Yama was scared to death. I pointed to the key bracelet on cop's waist and indicated for him to open the handcuffs. Black Wuchang had just made a mistake, and now he finally remembered to be obedient. I undid the cuffs and flexed my arms before climbing out of the car.

He turned around and looked at the four separated souls in the car, then said to the Black and White Impermanence, "It's not good to stay here any longer, I'll leave first. After I leave, you guys return all four souls.

After greeting the Black and White Impermanence, I ran off at full speed. This place was dangerous, so I couldn't stay for long. Along the way, I fully utilized my anti-detection skills. On the quiet and deserted streets, I constantly changed my route, concealing my tracks. Since I didn't want to rent a car, I called the camel and asked him to pick me up.

Then Black and White Impermanence came back and told me that the policemen were fine. They just called me crazily when they woke up and asked for help, looking around for traces of my escape. All sorts of wolfdogs and helicopters were being used. The scene is comparable to the last time I killed a Boss in the city.

Returning to the main topic, the camel soon came riding on the electric bike that he and Paper-man Zhang rode when they went hunting for ghosts that day. Hurry up and get on, the camel also knows the situation, asked me where to go, where to go, the mortal world is too dangerous, I better go back to the Fenggong hide, return to the gourd first and then think about it.

That electric car was basically a piece of junk. It crawled like a dog all the way to the warehouse at the top of the mountain. The Black Man were in a heated discussion with the paper men when I told the camels to continue taking care of them. Then, when dawn broke, I would call for Paper-man Zhang and Mu Dajian to come over.

Once we entered the Netherworld, Wu Chengen and Luo Guanzhong left for who knows what. I couldn't be bothered to look for them either, so I went to King Yan's chair and fell asleep right away.

When I opened my eyes, I saw that Paper-man Zhang, Mu Dajian, Streetwriter's disciple, Black and White Impermanence and the King of Demons were all around me, surrounded by a group of people or ghosts.

What are you guys looking at? Haven't you seen enough monkeys in the park!? I rubbed my eyes.

Paper-man Zhang looked at me again before saying to the others, I see that this guy is fine, he won't die!

The remaining few, especially those led by the King of Demons, were about to disperse. I am actually quite touched to see these fellows come running over early in the morning for my matter, but I don't like how they act in such a manner.

My lord, I am a wanted man, not seriously injured, I scolded, You people are like ghosts and monsters, and you don't even have a heart. Do you even have a little sympathy? Have I joined the underworld from beginning to end, have I ever killed people from beginning to end, have I ever tried to force a prostitute to sell drugs? Why would they want to capture me!?

The camel said, The news this morning has already been reported. The police have listed the Elder Brother Snake as the biggest criminal wanted since the founding of the country. They have already set up an inescapable net and are looking everywhere to capture the Elder Brother Snake.

When everyone heard about this, they knew that it was no joke, so they gathered. Luo Guanzhong said with his beard on his head, Could it be that the Lord Yama and the officials have an old grudge, and they want to frame Master?

Impossible, what is a criminal police force? I used to work in finance in front of the school, and when I met a police officer, it was like meeting the emperor. The level of the police force was too high, and seeing them was like seeing a celestial being. Does the Zenith Star have nothing to do with framing an Earthman," I denied.

"Say, if you did something small, I would have gone to ask for help. Since you are a gangster, armed with a gun, and the biggest fugitive ever since the founding of the country, I would be too embarrassed to contact the leader. You must know that our Mu Ge Corporation has always been a model tax collector.

Pui, Mu Dajian's words, caused everyone to despise him if he was a human or not. You, Mu Dajian, are still a good citizen at law enforcement. Who let people come to my house to look at my mess and make it look like I was struck by lightning, who allowed people to kidnap me from the Village Chen Great Collection, who stuffed me in a glass box without food or water, intending to starve me to death. What's most infuriating is not even giving me a toilet, you're still a law-abiding citizen! He didn't blush at all when he said this. No wonder he was so rich! It really was XX's leg. Mu Dajian's mouth, was unreliable.

However, the most infuriating part is still the Spirit Demon King, who directly told me to go to his room to squat and be his companion. Since Brother Loong's legs are not convenient right now, I will be his golden right foot.

CHAPTER 103 - THE POPULAR VOICE OF THE BOURGEOISIE

Fortunately, the camel had said something, and Brother Loong Prison had already made arrangements. There would always be someone to take care of them, so they would not be bullied.

The group of people squatting in the in the Yama King Palace hadn't even gotten any idea, but Wu Chengen had reminded them of something. Right now, the police were looking everywhere for me, so there was a high possibility that they would find the warehouse on the mountain, which of course I couldn't find, but the five hundred Black Man that were working outside didn't even have any identity cards, if they were found by the police, they could go to the infirmary with two hundred percent of their people locked away.

Paper-man Zhang and I looked at each other, thinking that the probability of this happening was too high. We hurriedly ordered the camel, the Black and White Impermanence and Wu Chengen to go out and retrieve their souls from the paper man. He would wait by the side and see if there was anyone who had come searching for him in the past few days.

After a while, Wu Chengen scurried into the hall, So close, so close, all the yamen's people have arrived, hundreds of them rushing into the warehouse, but fortunately, we had already ordered the souls to come out, with just the five hundred paper men making a trip in the warehouse.

And now? I asked.

Right now, the camels are dealing with them outside, they did not find anyone, and are just questioning the camels without being able to get any answers, Wu Chengen said.

Only then did we calm down. This group of people came really fast. But now, the police really don't have any tricks up their sleeves. As long as they know what you look like, all the surveillance in the city will be mobilized. They'll be able to find out where you came from just by following the vines. I think that the cameras had taken the entire trip out on the bike yesterday, so the security officers followed the route and found the warehouse. Fortunately, as long as he didn't catch them red-handed, with his experience fighting with the police, there shouldn't be any big problems.

Don't go anywhere for the next few days, eat, drink and scatter them all over the Netherworld.

Mu Dajian also said, "I had some people set up a card on the way up the mountain, and also sent a few security guards to stop the random people, and also sent some people to set up a few cameras.

After settling the matters, these guys all dispersed. Now that the Folk Folk Garden was being constructed, everyone was extremely busy, even the King of Demons and the group of Ox Devil and Snake God had become demolition professionals. Nine-tailed Fox had already become the person to draw up the tickets to settle the score.

Alright, since I can't go out, I'll just treat this as a tourist area. I'll take a few days of rest and rest in peace. Speaking of which, I'm pretty awesome, what Bali, what Fiji, what Provence, they're even worse than me, who's ever seen someone who can take a vacation at the Netherworld? Brother, you're the only one.

I have been wandering all the way through the Fengdu City, and now this is really different from when I first became the King of Hell. The first time I called a meeting of the ghosts, most of them wore yellow coloured clothes. When they looked at the streets again, they saw that the Paper-man Zhang had a lot of people wearing all kinds of new clothes. Of course, it doesn't matter if no one burns clothes for you. You can exchange them for money by selling your services.

Looking at the bustling crowd on the Road to River Styx, Zhang Tie felt a sense of accomplishment from seeing all kinds of clothes on his body. On the way, ghosts would greet me warmly whenever he sees me. ghosts is very clear that the reason they are going from the primitive society all the way to the higher levels of capitalist society is because of me.

Raising his head to look, there was a big hole in the city wall. It was exactly the same Phantom Gate that the ghosts had destroyed the last time he lifted the Bridge of Helplessness. He was still grinning like a big mouth. I shook my head. From the looks of it, I still had to fill this hole, so as to avoid letting the ghosts say that I was from the demolition team. Later on, give me another nickname, what is called Yan Jie is a bad reputation.

He walked out to the side of the Bridge of Helplessness. A group of dead spirits were lined up in an orderly manner, waiting to drink Grandma Meng's soup that Grandma Meng had passed to them. When Grandma Meng saw me, she jogged over, Master, you're here, is there anything I can help you with?

I nodded my head, "About your wife, we have to wait a little longer. Recently, the Mighty Miracle God has disappeared, probably because he was injured while fighting with Taurus.

Grandma Meng was a little disappointed, but she still nodded her head and said, I know the difficulties behind it, after all, we are going against the middle grade immortal.

I patted his shoulder. It's fine. As long as the soul is still there, there's always a way.

The two of us sighed for a while, but didn't say anything else. Those dead spirits were still waiting to be reincarnated, so Grandma Meng went back to continue providing soup for the ghosts. I was bored to death, so I stood at the side for a while. Seeing a small boat tied under the Bridge of Helplessness, I jumped over, climbed onto the boat, and untied the rope to float the boat on top of the Wangchuan River. After paddling for a while and feeling hungry, she went ashore. Only now did I remember that the restaurants on both sides of the Road to River Styx weren't meant for me, they were meant for the ghosts. I had to bitterly return to Hades to wait for the camels to bring me food.

When I thought of the thirty-three miles to go back to the city, I immediately felt dizzy. Carrying heavy steps, hungry and cold, I walked on the Road to River Styx. I didn't even have the time to pay my respects to the dead ghost. 33 miles, so it was 16.5 kilometers altogether. How could a hungry person finish walking these 10 kilometers? What's more pathetic is there isn't even a sedan chair on the road. Otherwise, I could be like last time, scaring Old Li, get a sedan chair, and head back like lightning to eat my leek box.

Just as he was walking along the road like a walking corpse, suddenly there was a commotion coming from a roadside restaurant, followed by a dead ghost dressed in yellow paper being thrown out of the hotel onto the road, then three or four big dead ghosts jumped out, You have no money and want to gamble, you don't want to live anymore right? If I see you next time, I'll just bury you in a gunny sack! Then the dead men turned and went back into the hotel, leaving the dead man lying on the road.

I leaned over and asked, What happened to you guys?

That damned ghost jumped up from the ground. Let me see, what a guy, isn't this that coquettish Old Man Lee? I say, Old Li, how did you end up like this? In the past, he was dressed in silk and silk, with four Black Man s carrying a palanquin, a Northeast girl giving him a kick, a Filipino servant giving him a kick, a Rola Takizawa feeding him grapes and a supreme and invincible shopkeeper giving him 8888 yuan in a Paper-man Zhang store. He loved to strongly recommend the era of Eternal Inheritance's classic Wu Teng Little Orchid as he laid in his arms. However, Old Man Lee was no longer as coquettish as before. He was now completely naked, without a beard, and his face looked as if it had not been washed for months.

Old Li originally wanted to flare up, but when he saw that it was me, he stealthily said, Sigh … It's hard to explain in a single sentence … The Old Man Lee said.

I squatted beside her and said, Don't go on like that. Hurry up and bring out your palanquin and take me back to the hall. I'm rushing back to lunch!

palanquin? Old Man Lee glanced at me, then pointed at the restaurant, I lost all my cards playing with others inside!

I was shocked. Even Wu Teng Lan lost?

Old Man Lee nodded his head dejectedly, This time, I have nothing left!

I patted him on the shoulder. Wouldn't it be fine if I let your wife burn it for you?

Burn? Old Man Lee angrily said to me, Speaking of this matter, I am full of anger. You guys have nothing better to do, you just want to turn some Village Chen into some kind of folk Industrial Park, and make my old wife move out of the house.

I said in surprise, You know this, you are way too well-informed.

My wife said that after demolishing the house, she was too far away, so she couldn't go back often. She could only buy some paper products to burn for me, but other than those from Paper-man Zhang, I can't accept anything else! The Old Man Lee said.

I patted him on the shoulder. This is such a hot potato. Before, when other ghosts couldn't get their hands on it, this guy had a bunch of them every day. He was so flirty. He filled up all the aggro points. Now he's getting his retribution. Therefore, this person should not be too high-profile. He should keep a low profile. It's okay, after a few days, the papers from Paper-man Zhang will be online at a certain treasure website.

Forget it, she said that he would go to Paper-man Zhang's store and buy me a large batch of roasted meat. My days would be better, Old Man Lee said.

Then what will you do in the next few days? I looked at Old Man Lee who was dressed in paper clothes and asked.

What else can we do? Let's just wait and see. There will be people even more miserable than me, Old Man Lee gloated.

What's going on, you're already in this situation, and there's someone worse off than you, then wouldn't hell suffer? I asked.

You probably don't know this, but the Underworld is no longer the Underworld like it used to be. Most people wouldn't even be able to wear clothes, and now that they are rich and imposing, they start to get excited.

I suddenly had an ominous premonition. This was truly a feeling filled with lust and desire. It had only been enjoyed for a few days, but it had already begun to corrupt. The popular voice of the decadent bourgeoisie has taken root here. If things go on like this, what kind of place is the Underworld, Las Vegas? Macao? I have to stop this. Taking history as an example, back then when the Great Ancestor conquered the world, the commoners were still unable to eat their fill. When they arrived at Taizong, the commoners had already eaten their fill and the same problem also appeared in the Underworld. Now it seems that what he had said was really good. It seems that I have to go back and find someone to discuss it.

CHAPTER 104 - GAMBLER ERLANG SHEN

I didn't care about the Old Man Lee lying on the ground anymore, and turned around to continue walking towards the hall. My heart was filled with worries and I didn't feel hungry anymore. When we reached the Gate of the Yama King Palace, I saw Wu Chengen and Luo Guanzhong standing there. I looked at Luo Guanzhong and said, Luo, I just happened to have something for you, Then I looked at Wu Chengen who was beside me and said, Wu, help me find a camel, get him to prepare some food for me.

Wu Chengen said, I sent it to you a long time ago, the instant noodles and ham sausages and such, they are all in the in the Yama King Palace.

I nodded, That's good, then started to walk towards the in the Yama King Palace, Let's go in and eat while we talk …

Seeing that neither of them responded, I noticed that both of them had an ugly expression on their faces when they saw me.

What's going on? I asked.

Mhm mhm, Luo Guanzhong stroked his beard and said, God Erlang is here, he's inside. The Black and White Impermanence are with you! We are not Ghost Servants under the title of the Heavenly Court, so we do not even have the right to accompany them.

Judging from God Erlang's crazy and fierce look, the Black and White Impermanence were probably not well in his hands. I looked around, this guy probably came to find me to ask for the Howling Celestial Dog, where would I go to steal the Howling Celestial Dog for him? If he were to fly, no one in the entire Underworld would be able to take him. Among my friends, the only one who can take him down would be Taurus, who was sent to who knows which shelter, and the King of Demons, who was currently in the midst of Village Chen demolitions.

I said to Wu Chengen, Go outside and ask the camel to call Paper-man Zhang, tell him to come here with his 108 monsters, and prepare to fight … Wu Chengen replied and floated towards the outside of Fengdu City.

I took out beer bottle s from behind and held them in my hands, then said to Luo Guanzhong, Luo, if you are not afraid of death, follow me in.

Luo Guanzhong nodded and followed behind me.

I strode into the hall of the underworld, prepared to fight with the God Erlang. But after entering, he discovered that God Erlang was actually sitting cross-legged on the ground with the three Black and White Impermanence. God Erlang was holding a cigarette in his mouth and holding two combined bowls in his hands. These three fellows were actually shaking dice.

I walked over with the beer bottle. I first took out two ham sausages from the plastic bags of convenience food that the camel had prepared for me and put them in my mouth. Then, I moved closer.

The man in black and white hurriedly stood up. The King of Hell is here. Hurry and take two … God Erlang placed the bowl on the ground and said excitedly when he saw me.

When I saw the helpless expressions on the faces of the Black and White Impermanence brothers, I knew that these two perverts must have perished in God Erlang's hands.

God Erlang continued to say excitedly, You two, quickly bet! This time, it's still better to buy big instead of small!

White Impermanence and the Black Wuchang looked at each other. Hehe, Lord God, we lost so badly that we only have two Weeping Swords left. Let's not play anymore! When God Erlang heard this, his eyes widened and the one in the middle eye between his brows also opened wide, Hmph, this sovereign hates people who stay half the way through when the pervert comes out. It's best if you guys obediently continue playing with this sovereign, or else this sovereign will explode with rage, causing your Netherworld to turn into a river of blood and your corpses to fall all over the place …

The two of them were just small Messengers, how could they afford to offend middle grade immortal? Furthermore, they were battle-type middle grade immortal, so they had no choice but to put the mourning stick on the ground where the word big was written, Hee hee, we will bet big! White Impermanence bit her tongue and said.

God Erlang reverted back to his excited and happy look and shouted loudly, Hands off if you want to buy, hands off if you want to buy! After saying that, he opened the bowl on the wall, Open... one, two, three. The Zhuang Family wins! After saying that, he skillfully stuffed the two mourning sticks into his pocket. Just these two long mourning sticks were stuffed into the pocket of his old jacket, but they were not exposed at all. Could it be that this guy's pockets were the same as that of a robotic cat?

Just as I was guessing, the God Erlang saw that I had come and spoke again, It's too boring to play with you two. Since the King of Hell is here, scram. I will continue to play with the King of Hell.

I hurriedly went over, Elder Brother Yang, you're so amazing, I can't afford to play with you. Why don't we stop playing?

Alright, the God Erlang said unhurriedly. Then, if you return my Howling Celestial Dog to me, I won't play anymore …

Damn, where would I go to steal the Howling Celestial Dog for him? I could only bite the bullet and say, Please give me a few more days.

Stop bullshitting, hurry up and bet, God Erlang said.

I helplessly sat down opposite of God Erlang, then said to Luo Guanzhong, Quickly go out and ask Paper-man Zhang to burn a few tons of paper money for me, I don't have any left to gamble with!

Who's playing with paper money! The God Erlang said, If you want to play, then let's bet on the treasures! After saying that, his hand trembled, and his Tri-pointed Double-edged Long Sabre appeared in his hand. I bet on this! Faint, I can't tell. This guy is also a gambler. If he were to accidentally lose his weapon, I'll see what he'll do next time he goes out to fight. However, when I saw the Tri-pointed Double-edged Long Sabre that he was betting on, I became worried, betting magic treasures, f * * k, I only have two magic treasures on me, a green hat on my head, and a beer bottle. He couldn't afford to lose any of them. I raised my head and looked outside the door. Why isn't King of Demons here yet?

Quick, take the bet, the God Erlang said, shaking his dice again as he stared at me. Before this pervert shook his head, he conveniently pressed the small sound box that was placed to the side. Damn, this time, the music that came out of the box was actually from God of Gamble, Zhou Ruping. He shook the bowl for half a circle more, and then placed it on the ground, King of Hell, why are you so worried that I will grow another eye, and can see through the pervert? Let me tell you, you can doubt my morals, but not my gambling items, this color cup is using Yuanshi Tianzun's technique, if not for Yuanshi Tianzun's ability, you can forget about using any spells to see through the pervert inside!

To be honest, I really suspected that this guy with one eye in the middle of his forehead could see through the perverts in the bowl, Why aren't you betting on me? If you infuriate this god, your Netherworld would cause rivers of blood to flow and corpses to everywhere …

I'm dizzy, even though my Netherworld are filled with all kinds of dead spirits, and blood is flowing like a river I have never seen before, but it's normal for corpses to be strewn all over the place. But I do not dare to say these words, seeing how God Erlang is like, I must stop playing, I helplessly took off my green hat, after hesitating for a moment, I clenched my teeth and placed it on the big word, I bet! The last one was small, so this one should be big. In terms of gambling, one relied on the probability of gambling, while the other on the probability of gambling. Back then when I bought the lottery ticket, I was just calculating the probability, but I didn't calculate the probability. Every time I bought the lottery ticket, I would confidently and confidently buy the lottery ticket, thinking that this time, it was because of the probability and probability.

God Erlang looked at the green hat and said in satisfaction, A corner of the Yellow Apricot Flag can also be considered a middle ranked Magic Weapon! With that, he opened the bowl and shouted, 224, 8 PM! With that, he took the green hat and stuffed it into his pocket. I looked at the three dice in the bowl and was speechless. This green hat doesn't seem to be anything special, but how am I supposed to go out without it? The Nine Heavens Divine Thunder is looking for me everywhere. After thinking about it later, now that I have the green hat, I don't dare to go out anymore. Whether or not I will be found by the divine lightning from the Ninth Heaven, let alone Captain Wang who is searching for me in the mortal world right now.

God Erlang put the bowl down and shook it, I will definitely let you go! I will definitely leave you!" After shaking it for half a circle, I put the bowl back down, staring at it while waiting for me to bet. Helplessly, I grabbed the beer bottle. After speaking, I felt that I had no confidence at all. After I finished speaking, I placed the beer bottle onto the small characters on top of it. If I lose this time, I would have to partner up with the King of Demons and leave the God Erlang in the Underworld. I'm just afraid that the demons and ghosts in our group aren't a match for that person. Ah, middle grade immortal, killing a few lone soul wild ghosts and Mountain Elite monsters is as easy as playing.

Just as I was thinking about it, I realised that when the beer bottle's hand swiped across the side of the bowl, I could see the dice in the bowl through the bottle. My expression tensed, and calmly swept the beer bottle past the bowl once again. Indeed, through the beer bottle, I could clearly see the dice in the bowl, and it was as if the layer of bowl on the outside didn't exist. This doesn't make sense, didn't this color cup use Yuanshi Tianzun's technique? Who was the Yuanshi Tianzun? That was a three generation and a half fighter jet. Oh no, it was a three generation and a half god. What do you mean by three generations and a half deities? It means that it is less than half a square meter compared to the largest deity, and at least three whole boxes higher than mine. With my current skill level, it is even worse than the Low-grade Immortal. I think it is because the Magic Weapon in my hands is too powerful that it was able to break the three generations and a half of deities' spells. The Immortal World is one of the most impressive places in the world of Immortals. His ability to break through my spells has given me a new opinion of my beer bottle. However, no matter how much he thought about it, he couldn't come up with a solution. Forget it.

Two five, one and one. They were eleven years old. I pretended to be hesitating, and several times I carried the beer bottle over from the side of the bowl. That's right, I was 11 years old. God Erlang was annoyed, Isn't it just a High-grade Magic Weapon? Why wouldn't I be willing to part with it? After saying that, he pulled out my green hat and put it together with the Tri-pointed Double-edged Long Sabre, Two mid-tier Magic Weapon, can at least be considered as one High-grade Magic Weapon!" This guy thinks I'm hesitating because the things I bet on are not equal. From this series of events, the God Erlang's wager could be considered good.

I pretended to be in pain and grinded my teeth as I placed the Magic Weapon on the big word, I bet! I feel that since I became the King of Hell, my acting skills have improved in a straight line, no less than those professional actors from Beiying and Beiyi. At this moment, even though my expression was painful, the deepest part of my soul was roaring loudly. Actually — I am an actor …

CHAPTER 105 - THE VALUE OF CHEATING BE WRONG

Of course the God Erlang wouldn't know about this, he didn't care why I changed my mind and bet heavily, as he shouted, I will definitely leave! I will definitely leave you!" As he spoke, he opened the lid of the bowl. Indeed, the three dice were two five, one was one, and the other was eleven.

The stone in my heart fell to the ground as I chuckled, I was lucky, lucky! God Erlang unconcernedly pushed the Tri-pointed Double-edged Long Sabre and the green hat towards me, then covered his bowl with the lid. He took out the Black and White Impermanence's mourning stick from his pocket, Again! The victories ahead are all an illusion, so don't be too complacent for now. Saying that, he picked up the bowl and shook it again, I will definitely let you go! I will definitely leave you! I held onto the beer bottle and paced back and forth, seemingly unable to make a decision. When God Erlang finished shaking the dice and placed the color cup down, I had already seen it. This number was rather interesting, it was actually one, two, three points. After the God Erlang lifted the cover, he took a look and sure enough, the three dice inside were one, two, and three. He handed me two mourning sticks, one black and one white. Shit, it's weird, he said, putting the lid back on the bowl and shaking the dice again. I casually handed the Sobbing Stick to the Black and White Impermanence who was standing by the side, then hastily stopped God Erlang. Elder Brother Yang, what are you betting on this time?! God Erlang shook his dice and said, Don't worry, if you don't believe in my God Erlang's character, you still have to trust my God Erlang's gambling stake. After saying that, he put down the bowl and shouted, You have to leave no matter what! I'm done with it! "

I moved the beer bottle from small to big and then from big to small. In that short period of time, I could already see that the bowl was already forty-four, sixty-four points big. I bet on it without hesitation...

God Erlang opened the lid of the bowl and found that it was indeed forty-four, sixty-four points in size.

God Erlang scratched his head, then took out two hats from his pocket, one black and one white, on the white hat was written See you made a fortune and on the black hat was written Peace in the World. This, this hat can still be considered a Magic Weapon, and not my green hat, but thinking about it, I can finally understand. These two guys are ghost servants with names and names that are officially conferred in the Heavenly Court, other than those two mourning sticks, only their clothing can still be considered as something of the Heaven Realm.

These two brothers, don't talk about it, but their hair is still pretty good. I don't know if they wear it with flying silk or strong men, but they always wear hats, making people think that these two are bald and shameful. I told the two brothers, You two can try changing your hairstyles in the future. Don't always wear a hat. It won't be friendly this way.

God Erlang threw his hat on the ground and lit up a cigarette. With a solemn face, he lost a few rounds in a row and this guy became so relaxed, Elder Brother Yang, let's start! No, I said.

Don't worry, your brother here isn't the kind of person who can't accept defeat, let me think for a bit, God Erlang's head was already starting to sweat, he stretched his fingers a bit, then fiddled with the small sound box, Let me find a suitable piece of music, he turned it over and over again, but he did not find a suitable piece of music for his current mood, Forget it, we'll talk about it later! " God Erlang put the speaker to the side, picked up the bowl and started shaking it again.

God Erlang stared at me, Brat, are you playing tricks on me? If he found out that I was cheating, the fire in his eyes would probably burn me to a crisp.

How is this possible! I said with a wronged expression, You said it already. This broken bowl has a spell cast by the Yuanshi Tianzun [1]. Do you think it's possible for an ordinary person like me, who has not been under the King of Hell for more than two days, to break this spell without revealing anything?

God Erlang thought for a bit, and seemed to think that he was overthinking things. This guy's wager was actually not bad, it was better than the Sun Lao'er who tried to renege on his debt, That's true, kid, today your luck is really not that bad!

I cupped my hands in greeting. Accepted, conceded …

God Erlang took a deep breath and lowered his head to ponder, What am I going to bet this time?

He lovingly caressed the small sound box beside him, then grinded his teeth. Brat, I bet on this sound box! This is something I just bought!

Don't joke around Elder Brother Yang, how could I take your beloved item, I curled my lips. Besides, you aren't a Magic Weapon, you bought it from a roadside stall for thirty to forty dollars …

Bullsh * t, this is the real thing that I bought from a cat by mail with 80 yuan in my wallet! It's not roadside goods! The God Erlang shouted in anger.

Seeing that his bet wasn't bad, I wasn't afraid of him anymore, That isn't the Magic Weapon, I said bluntly, while Zhang Luo and the Black and White Impermanence continued to pack their stuff. At the same time, I took out a Purple Cloud Point and used a nasal tone to emphasize, Nowadays, the rich people don't have any food left? For more details, please refer to the film Party A, Party B)

Wait, the God Erlang pressed my hand down, his eyes staring at me.

I felt a little weak in my heart. If this fellow were to suddenly make a ruckus at this moment, King of Demons and the other two probably wouldn't come, I'm afraid that the odds were against us. I was just about to say something soft to stabilize my emotions when I saw God Erlang rubbing his face with a look of thinking that he was very cute, Big bro, give me another chance! Damn, was he still the God Erlang that saved his mother when she split the mountains back then, or was he still the God Erlang that fought with Great Sage Sun for 300 rounds?

It seemed that this guy only needed to bet once and he would throw away all the dignity of a middle grade immortal. He would have no bottom line, no morals. Last night, when I saw them, they were all haughty and condescending. Today, they even started to call me Big Brother for the sake of shaking their dice. I had courage in my heart, but I didn't dare to force him any further. Don't you have a Magic Weapon? I pointed at the color cup on the ground. Doesn't this thing have the powers of the Yuanshi Tianzun? Let's bet on this!" Who would think that there were too many magic treasures in this year? Although it was a gambling tool, it was still considered an exclusive magic treasure.

No, no! God Erlang shook his head like a rattle drum, This thing belongs to my uncle, if I give it to you, my uncle will definitely kill me!

Who is your uncle? I asked casually. After I asked, I remembered that his uncle was the Jade Emperor. Eyebrows... Could it be a big BOSS? Who would have thought that the big BOSS of these otherworldly immortals would actually be so good at this. He didn't know what would it feel like if he just sat on the same table as the Jade Emperor and rubbed mahjong like that. The next person on the side was Tathagata, while the person standing behind him was Old Lord Taishang. This old fellow's level was too low, and he still didn't have the qualifications to sit at the card table. Everyone, it's been so long. Why don't you use an air conditioner? If you can't do it, an electric fan is fine too. That means you don't have the time to see it. As he thought about it, he started running away from the point and quickly regained his senses.

The God Erlang nodded his head, This time, I got it all by myself, I still have to return it. It seemed that this guy was really afraid of his uncle, as you can imagine, when a 40 year old master talked about his uncle, he was just like a 5 year old child meeting a 8 year old bully in the same community.

Seeing him like this, I don't want to force him anymore. In any case, this big bro already has a Magic Weapon, and I am already in an invincible position. Alright, let's bet on this sound box. If I lose again, it will be my last match … I still have to bet on this bottle.

Alright, let's begin then, God Erlang grabbed the color cup and was about to shake it, but then he put it down immediately, Today, it has always been me as the owner, you should also take it as a gift, God Erlang said.

I was stunned. Damn it, who said that the middle-aged man in front of me who pretends to be a big belly man would be so stupid as to act like he was a monkey? This is really a punch to my