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    Old Cold Cannibal
    Old Cold Cannibal
    Old Cold Cannibal
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    Old Cold Cannibal

    By Todd Maternowski

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    1849. Two men —professional con artists on the run— cross the dangerous deserts and plains of Texas and New Mexico, on a quest to find and slay a Dragon that has laid waste to the countryside.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherTodd Maternowski
    Release dateMar 28, 2020
    ISBN9780463298886
    Old Cold Cannibal
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    Todd Maternowski

    Born in Madison, Wisconsin, Todd studied Ancient Near Eastern religion and early Judeo-Christianity at the University of Chicago before heading into the real world. He has since worked as a ballroom dance instructor, bass player, mediator, credit specialist, art preparator, janitor, journalist, copy editor, armored car money counter, mambo dancer, and satirist. He lives in Dallas, Texas with his two tiny terrors.

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