F is for Frank: The Alphabet Books, #6
By Marc Richard
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Franks Wurst is made of peeeeople!
My name's Maria Shelton. I'm a cop.
Well, private investigator, really.
Ehh, no, I have no formal training or anything.
Because I'm bored, that's why.
In these last few generations, the world has seen such devastation.
The population has grown out of control. Resources are depleting. The horror of it all.
The solution?
Designer children.
Parents surrender their children from birth so that new ones can be made from the best parts.
Yeah, like Frankenstein.
The ones who aren't so lucky grow up "Normal".
Like me.
Lower class.
Unable to land good jobs.
Mistakenly killed by police with greater and greater frequency.
Some of us disappearing without a trace.
The world is almost out of food.
Frank's, the popular hot dog chain, is no longer selling their world famous wieners. Meat is no longer available.
Enter "Frank's Wurst", a new superfood sausage made up of plankton and God knows what else.
But I'm getting a feeling I know what "what else" is.
And I'm going to prove it if it's the last thing I do.
And it just may be the last thing I do.
It's Frankenstein meets Soylent Green. Mary Shelley meets Charlton Heston. A crazy tale that you'd come to expect only from this author.
By the way, he can't tell you what Franks Wurst is made of, but what he can say is it is not not people.
Note: These books do not need to be read in alphabetical order. Mix and match! Trade with friends!
Marc Richard
...Somewhere between DARK COMEDY and BIZARRO, between DOUGLAS ADAMS and CARLTON MELLICK III, between CHUCK PALAHNIUK and KEVIN L. DONIHE, between LLOYD KAUFMAN and ANDY KAUFMAN, there's MARC RICHARD, a writer who doesn't mind exploiting his mental illness for fun and profit. He has been accused of being hilarious, and doesn't have the strength to argue. Marc Richard was born in a picturesque, yet at the same time crappy, town called "Rumford". The name alone says it all, doesn't it? "Rumford." It was a Maine mill town, and there wasn't much to do but drink, get pregnant, and tip over cows. After graduation he decided that he would go to college and major in medicine. He never got the hang of chemistry and physics, however, and he soon realized that if he were a dying patient, he would not want to be treated by someone with a C average. So he took up writing stories instead. He is now living in Portland, Maine with his life-partner Jill and his dog Mia. He is not afraid of the oxford comma. COOL FREE STUFF AND EXCLUSIVE MATERIAL AVAILABLE by signing up to Marc's mailing list at www.marcrichardauthor.com
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