Low Spirits
By Stacey Simon
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Andrew has more fun in the Afterlife than he ever had while alive. Then tragedy strikes when his wife appears and his lifestyle takes a turn for the worse.
Depressed, he seeks new employment and also ways of getting rid of his wife. Things are going at a snail's pace–far too slow for Andrew's liking. So he decides to hasten his wife's demise, hoping she can die again and he can collect the life insurance money.
Is there such a thing in Purgatory?
But it's not all one way. His wife is also planning to kill him.
While the warring couple continues with finding ways to top each other off, an unexpected turn of events throws a spanner in the works.
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Low Spirits - Stacey Simon
STACEY SIMON
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Low Spirits
Andrew hadn’t slept a wink all night thanks to the human chainsaw fast asleep beside him. To make matters worse, she would be a permanent fixture in his house.
The cause of all this misery was his wife, Annie. She had died in her sleep a few hours before and crossed to the other side to join him in his bed. It would put an end to the single life he had been enjoying after twenty-odd years of marriage.
He went to the living room and drank copious amounts of whisky whilst slumped on the sofa, watching repeats of his favourite cop show–Rab Stein. The illustrious Glasgow P.I. was as tough as old boots and just as dilapidated. Throughout the programme, Andrew complained bitterly about his dire situation. How would Rab Stein get out of it? The problem plagued him in sleep and before he knew it, the alarm went off.
He slapped the top of it and staggered to the bathroom, his head pounding. His tongue and throat felt like every ounce of liquid had been squeezed out of them.
He drank from the running tap, then snibbed the door so Annie wouldn’t walk in on him. She'd had no qualms about doing so when they were alive. He turned to the mirror, intending to speak to himself again, but stopped short when he saw Lord Smythe-McTavish in the mirror. He was sitting on a green armchair, holding a Cuban cigar in one hand, a glass of whisky in the other. He was a customer Andrew used to serve while tending bar at the House of Lords in London.
Hello, Skinny,
Smythe-McTavish said, grinning like the proverbial Cheshire Cat. His grey, pinstriped waistcoat ballooned as he leaned forward. Eh, Gawd. You look like a mangy old mutt dumped by the roadside. Awful. Truly awful.
Get out of my mirror you fat-faced tub of lard.
Smythe-McTavish guffawed like a jackass trying to sing. Haw, haw, haw! I see your recent predicament hasn’t blunted your sarcasm, old chap. What a life of misery you’re going to have now, eh?
He guffawed again, then sipped his drink. Mmmmm! Lovely jubbly,
he said, smacking his lips, then swiped an arm across them. Nothing beats a wee dram of liquid gold. Bet it’s better than gunk coming out of the tap.
Oh, I don’t know. It’s not too bad once you get used to it. To tell you the truth, I wouldn’t drink anything else.
"Codswallop! You know