The Bucket List

By Douglas Black

When Kade tackles the bucket list his friends created for him after he's been dumped, nobody could have predicted how it would transform his life.

When Kade Doherty's long-term partner walks out on him, he expects sympathy from his friends. Instead, fearing Kade's life has been stagnating, his friends make him a bucket list. Kade isn't convinced a list of outlandish leisure pursuits—some of which he's never even heard of—is going to do much good, but to keep the peace, he decides to play along.

Unbeknownst to Kade or his friends, doing so sets Kade on a collision course with Blake. Blake may not have directly featured on Kade's bucket list, but his Australian accent and surfer-boy looks have featured in enough of Kade's sexual fantasies over the years to convince Kade to keep following this new, unpredictable path.

To Kade's surprise and delight, it is a path that brings him a taste of happiness he didn't know he was missing—a taste that threatens to be stolen from him when his ex makes an unwelcome return to the scene. Kade might have been having the time of his life with Blake, but he hasn't been completely honest about his recently ended relationship or the origins of his bucket list.

Will Kade be able to convince him to stick around when Blake learns the truth?

Publisher's Note: This book was previously released elsewhere. It has been revised and reedited for release with Pride Publishing.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Pride Publishing
• Release date: Jun 4, 2019
• ISBN: 9781786517852

Douglas Black

Douglas Black was born and raised in bonnie Scotland. He started writing M/M erotica during his time at university when he discovered that selling adult stories to magazines vastly improved his chances of eating something other than pasta or beans on toast for dinner. Douglas returned to the genre in 2012 with the aim of writing engaging, contemporary, sexy-as-hell stories for readers' enjoyment. He always aims to please. Welcome to your fantasy.

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THE BUCKET LIST

DOUGLAS BLACK

The Bucket List

ISBN # 978-1-78651-785-2

©Copyright Douglas Black 2019

Cover Art by Erin Dameron-Hill ©Copyright June 2019

Interior text design by Claire Siemaszkiewicz

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When Kade tackles the bucket list his friends created for him after he’s been dumped, nobody could have predicted how it would transform his life.

When Kade Doherty’s long-term partner walks out on him, he expects sympathy from his friends. Instead, fearing Kade’s life has been stagnating, his friends make him a bucket list. Kade isn’t convinced a list of outlandish leisure pursuits—some of which he’s never even heard of—is going to do much good, but to keep the peace, he decides to play along.

Unbeknownst to Kade or his friends, doing so sets Kade on a collision course with Blake. Blake may not have directly featured on Kade’s bucket list, but his Australian accent and surfer-boy looks have featured in enough of Kade’s sexual fantasies over the years to convince Kade to keep following this new, unpredictable path.

To Kade’s surprise and delight, it is a path that brings him a taste of happiness he didn’t know he was missing—a taste that threatens to be stolen from him when his ex makes an unwelcome return to the scene. Kade might have been having the time of his life with Blake, but he hasn’t been completely honest about his recently ended relationship or the origins of his bucket list.

Will Kade be able to convince him to stick around when Blake learns the truth?

Dedication

For Mike

Trademark Acknowledgements

The author acknowledges the trademarked status and trademark owners of the following wordmarks mentioned in this work of fiction:

Aladdin: Disney Enterprises Inc.

James Bond: Ian Fleming

Levi’s: Levi Strauss & Co. Corporation

Valium: Roche Products Inc.

Google: Google Inc.

Baby, It’s Cold Outside: Frank Loesser

Land Rover: Jaguar Land Rover Limited

Thermos: Thermos LLC

Boy Scouts: Boy Scouts of America Corporation

Disney: Disney Enterprises Inc.

West Highland Way Race: West Highland Way Race Committee

The Great Dictator: Charlie Chaplin, United Artists

Coney Island: Roscoe Arbuckle, Paramount Pictures

Ford: Ford Motor Company Corporation

Rescue Remedy: Bach Flower Remedies Limited

Arran: Isle of Arran Distillery

Chapter One

The List

Kade looked up at the unfamiliar façade of the building in front of him. If he hadn’t just checked his location for the third time using both the sat-nav on his phone and the one in his car, he would have sworn he must have taken a wrong turn when he’d reached the unfamiliar streets of Glasgow’s East End.

Unlike the supermarket he normally frequented, this one had no branding or signage to speak of. There were no garish colors and definitely no cheesy logos. If the market had an official name, the owners clearly didn’t think it was worth sharing with their customers.

The building looked like a windowless warehouse, and the car park, devoid of neatly painted grid lines and pointless shrubbery, was just a gravel-covered, pothole-ridden piece of ground hemmed in by a giant metal fence. If it hadn’t been for the steady stream of people coming and going through the single-door entrance, Kade wouldn’t have known if the store was open or closed.

He sighed and leaned against the bonnet of his car. All he really wanted to do was get back behind the wheel and drive back to what was familiar. The temptation was almost overwhelming. It wasn’t as if there hadn’t been enough changes and uncertainties to deal with recently without dragging the weekly shopping into the mix. He pulled out his phone and scrolled until he found Ian’s number. His friend answered on the second ring.

I’m standing outside an Asian supermarket. Are you happy now?

That depends, Ian said. Are you actually going to go inside or are you just planning on standing in the car park, biting your bottom lip and looking at your feet?

Kade looked up from his boots and removed the phone from his ear momentarily so he could stare at it instead. He heard Ian’s laughter through the handset.

Fuck you very much, Kade said under his breath when he put the phone back to his ear.

And you. I’ll see you tonight. I’m impressed, you know. Doing two things outside of your comfort zone in one day? Hell, the council must be pumping chemicals into the water again.

Yeah, yeah. Very original. You’re a funny guy. Ian was still laughing when Kade rang off and slipped his phone back into his pocket.

Ian’s jokes weren’t funny to Kade at the moment and his behavior had nothing to do with too much fluoride in the city’s water supply, as Ian well knew. Instead, it had everything to do with that stupid, bloody list.

The bucket list. His bucket list. Only it wasn’t really his at all, because Kade hadn’t had any say in whether or not he needed a bucket list to begin with, let alone what he wanted on it. Ian and his boyfriend, Paul, had drawn it up the morning after Kade had shown up on Ian’s doorstep, shouting, ranting and crying because Niall had left.

Niall was supposed to have been it for Kade. They’d met at Glasgow University and been a perfectly sensible match. They’d enjoyed similar childhoods, held the same values and political opinions and had strong work ethics. When their friends had been in bar at the student union, doing their best to annihilate their livers, Kade and Niall had been in the library, putting in long hours most weeknights and over weekends.

They had both graduated with honors on the same day, and just a few years later, they were working for the same accountancy firm in the city, making enough money to afford a nice flat in Glasgow’s West End and two cars. Hell, they’d even had a goldfish.

In short, they had done things properly. They might not have been living the most exciting, adrenaline-fueled lives imaginable, but they had been comfortable and secure, and they’d managed to get through eight years together without ever encountering a single bump in the road—not until Niall had walked through the door three weeks earlier to announce that the relationship wasn’t working for him anymore then promptly walking back out.

And, somehow, that horrible night, when his life had been turned upside down and the future torn away from him, led to Kade standing outside an Asian supermarket at eleven-thirty on a Saturday morning.

Ian had come up with the bucket list to help Kade to start living a more interesting, exciting life. ‘Shop in an Asian supermarket’ had been at the top of page two. Kade thought excitement was rather a lot to expect from a place that sold food, but it had been one of the more doable items compared with, say, ‘Go lava chasing’, so Kade had decided to tick it off. He wasn’t completely committed to the idea of the bucket list—in fact, not at all—but panicking over it was helping take his mind off Niall.

Kade sighed and headed for the entrance before he could change his mind. ‘Weird’ didn’t come close to describing this new approach to living. ‘Bonkers’ was closer to the mark.

Chapter Two

Mixing with Strangers

The first thing Kade became aware of after the door had swung shut behind him was how cold the market was—so cold that he fancied he might almost be able to see his own breath when he exhaled. A fine, wet mist hung over the front half of the store, and Kade found the cause when he saw the fresh produce section. Small pumps had been fitted to the shelves there, and those pumps were intermittently spraying cold water over the fresh fruit and vegetables. Kade did a double-take. They certainly didn’t have a set-up like that in his regular supermarket.

A group of children seemed to have invented a game that revolved around grabbing items for their parents without getting sprayed. Or maybe, judging by the sleeves on one girl’s T-shirt, the object of the game was actually to try to get wet.

Regardless of the temperature, the place was a hive of activity. Kade had expected the inside of the store to be as sparse as the outside, but although the aisles were wider than Kade was used to, most of them were jam-packed with people, trolleys and unattended baskets. The shelves were overloaded with stock and produce was piled high, likely to maximize space. At the end of each aisle, pallets were stacked with multipack boxes of soy sauce sachets, bottles of water and juice and the sort of cardboard, plastic and foil containers used by takeaway restaurants.

Kade decided to grab a basket and start on the aisle closest to him. He would work his way toward the meat and fresh vegetables.

In his usual supermarket, Kade had managed to get the weekly shopping down to a fine art. He could be in and out in twenty-five minutes, and he had a route around the store that he followed religiously. If something wasn’t on one of the aisles Kade had already planned to go to, then clearly that product wasn’t really needed. Here, he was flying blind.

The first aisle was filled with packets of rice and noodles. Rather incongruously, there was also a small section displaying bags of German pasta. Kade gave that a wide berth but threw a few different types of rice into his basket before heading on to the next aisle to poke around among the tubs of dried shrimp and seaweed. He had no idea what he was supposed to use either ingredient for, but he chucked them both into his basket anyway.

Before Niall had left, they had been systematically working their way through the recipes in a Venetian cookbook, so their diet had been mostly focused on fresh fish, homemade tomato sauces, pulses and caponata. If Kade was going to make use of this week’s shopping, he was going to have to look up a lot of new recipes when he got home.

The next aisle Kade came to held an array of glass bottles