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Goops and How to Be Them - Gelett Burgess
Gelett Burgess
Goops and How to Be Them
Published by Good Press, 2022
goodpress@okpublishing.info
EAN 4057664623256
Table of Contents
INTRODUCTION
TABLE MANNERS.—I.
TABLE MANNERS.—II.
CLEANLINESS
NEATNESS
COURTESY
GENEROSITY
CONSIDERATION
MISS MANNERS
BORROWING
MEMORY
BOOKS
HONESTY
WHY?
BED-TIME
MODESTY
DISFIGURATION
BRAVERY
TIDINESS
PATIENCE
FORTITUDE
GEORGE ADOLPHUS
POLITENESS
GENTLENESS
HOSPITALITY
PETS
REMEMBER
CURIOSITY
WILLY
CLOTHES
HELPFULNESS
QUIETNESS
ORDER
TEASING
INTERRUPTION
CRY-BABY
CAUTION
TARDINESS
OBEDIENCE
CHURCH HEADACHES
PERSEVERANCE
DOLL-TIME
COMBING & CURLING
CHEERFULNESS
INTRODUCTION
Table of Contents
Let me introduce a Race
Void of Beauty and of Grace,
Extraordinary Creatures
With a Paucity of Features.
Though their Forms are fashioned ill,
They have Manners stranger still;
For in Rudeness they're Precocious,
They're Atrocious, they're Ferocious!
Yet you'll learn, if you are Bright,
Politeness from the Impolite.
When you've finished with the Book,
At your Conduct take a Look;
Ask yourself, upon the Spot,
Are you Goop, or