The Adventures of Solaire, Part III: Introductions All Around!

By Noah Hoffmann

An ongoing series of fantasy adventures, “The Adventures of Solaire” tells the story of the dread pirate Captain Solaire Ravenheart and his tales all across Lorian, from the the steam-powered world of Dinas to the magical superpower of Archone. What follows is every deed of sabotage, back-stabbing, intimidation, piracy, demon-summoning, automaton-killing, government-toppling, crew wrangling, and general defiance he committed in his quest for his ultimate goal: to save his sister River.

Now that he's been captured and enslaved by Weiss, Solaire must ingratiate himself to the two that were also captured thanks to his meddling. But Solaire's people skills are more than a little lacking and things don't go smooth.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Noah Hoffmann
• Release date: Nov 3, 2019
• ISBN: 9780463894101

Noah Hoffmann

A mild-mannered truck driver by day, I spend my nights writing mostly at an attempt to convince the last few shreds of sanity I have not to jump ship with the rest. When I'm not doing that, you can usually find me playing tabletop rpgs, raiding the "50 cents" section of bookstores, and generally committing similar acts to solidify my reputation as a "huge nerd." Otherwise, my time is spent caring for my loving and intelligent-deficit dog Slade and yelling at you for cutting me off in traffic.

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The Incredible Yet Accurate Adventures of the Dread Pirate Captain Solaire Ravenheart,

Otherwise known as

The Adventures of Solaire

Part III: Introductions All Around

By Noah Hoffmann

Published by Noah Hoffmann and distributed by Smashwords

Copywrite 2019 by Noah Hoffmann

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Other series by Noah Hoffmann:

Creepy America

A horror mystery series set across the United States

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Part III: Introductions All Around

Part III

Introductions All Around

People,  the third king of Nestoria, Solomon Prester, once said, are a most peculiar animal, and while he said that while he was very drunk at a banquet and later clarified that he meant to say pigs, the phrase turned out to be such a quality piece of accidental wisdom that it has spread to every corner of the globe. Today, it is commonly used as a neutral response for a grieving friend. Whenever someone comes to you with news of a neighborly dispute, an unfair ruling of justice, or even a broken heart, it is safe to respond with "well, people are  a most peculiar animal," as that allows you to take your friend’s side of the story without commiting to a point of view on the matter.