Zipless

By Diane Dooley

Rocking, rolling and romancing in New York City -- Scottish style!

Unable to perform due to paralyzing anxiety, singer-songwriter Lou Marzaroli has been managing her brother's band for years, driving them out of Scotland and into the big time. But days before their American network debut, the band is imploding and Lou is relieving her stress in a no-strings-attached sexual encounter with an aging scenester she's nicknamed Zippy.

The Zipman is sometimes remembered as Crash Burns, formerly of seminal L.A. glampunk band, Snakebite. It's been years since he'd trashed the eyeliner and hairspray, and he hasn't written a song since. Now he's penning lyrics about the mysterious woman he last saw sprinting barefoot in a miniskirt down West Twenty Third. She's the muse he's been longing for, and he's determined to be more than her one night stand.

When the head honchos learn Lou wrote the band's material, they agree to give her the TV spot, sending her to be coached by their performance guru, Crash Burns. Now Lou must put herself in Zippy's hands as he coaxes a life-changing performance from her. And the man who used to perform in nothing but a leather thong must find ways to get her confident on stage— and content in only one bed.

"Dooley does spend a lot of time. . .on character development, so the reader becomes involved in Lou's dilemmas and in the romance." –Library Journal

20,390 Words

• Language: English
• Publisher: Lyrical Press
• Release date: Jun 16, 2014
• ISBN: 9781616505370

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For Michael, as always.

Acknowledgements

My thanks to:

Absolute Write – For all the laughter and the learning.

Corinne  DeMaagd – A delightful and talented editor.

Chapter 1

Louisa tugged at her mini skirt for the umpteenth time as she scanned the room. Why on earth had she decided to wear such scanty clothing? The boys in the band had barely been able to control their mirth when they’d all taken the lift down to the basement club. Bluto, always the bravest, had said, Lou’s a girl? in an exaggerated whisper, but a frosty glare had ensured no one else had dared utter a sound. Well, except for the childish giggling. Boys!

She readjusted her halter top, wobbling on high heels. So much for impressing the head honchos at the label. They’d put in a dutiful appearance, then scarpered early, leaving her and the band alone on their first night in the city, with a wild assortment of groupies, hangers-on and those who were obviously only there for the free booze. Why had she thought the New York music scene would be classier than Glasgow’s? The women were taller and better-dressed, but most of them seemed more interested in the boys than in their music, which had been blasting for the past hour. The club was classy, at least. Much nicer than what they were used to. The label hadn’t spared any expense, what with the fancy hotel and welcome party.

And the boys in the band were having fun, enjoying the booze and the attention of beautiful, sexually voracious women. Chiz had disappeared into the lift with a blond woman who seemed intent on getting her hands inside his trousers. Bluto was laughing his head off, partying with a crowd as usual. Even bespectacled Alasdair had a gorgeous redhead wiggling in his lap, and she didn’t seem to mind his acne scars one bit. Thank goodness Lou had remembered to hand out condoms. It looked like her boys were getting a very enthusiastic welcome in America. No doubt, rumors of a fat recording contract and an upcoming booking on the Music after Midnight network show had rendered the lads suddenly and irresistibly attractive.

But where was Paolo? Lou tottered around on her heels before spotting her wee brother in the corner, staring into the painted eyes of the pint-size Aussie Goth girl from whom he’d been inseparable since picking her up after the Scunthorpe gig. Banshee, Lou snorted. What a stupid name. Paolo better not be falling in love. This was Guyville’s big break, and the last thing Paolo needed was a winsome distraction in black lipstick. Lou decided to go over and remind him they had an early band meeting. She could glare at Banshee too, letting her know how she felt about her presence. Even if the girl had paid for her own ticket, Lou was the manager and she’d most definitely made it clear that Banshee wasn’t welcome on this trip.

She took a step in their direction, tripped, and crashed to the floor, her legs flying in the air. Jesus Christ. Flat on her back, the mini skirt had bunched up around her waist. She rolled onto her stomach, adjusting her skirt downward as she did so. Why did I wear these heels? She lifted her chin from the floor and looked up. Paolo hadn’t even taken his eyes off Banshee. Lou negotiated her body into a sitting position and scowled at the cowboy boots she’d tripped over. Her eyes traveled up the length of denim-clad legs, over a rather impressive bulge at the crotch, stopping briefly at the dark hairs that sprouted out of a tight black leather waistcoat, then continued higher to the amused smile and eyes of a—

White cotton panties? Under that outfit? The man toasted her with a beer bottle, then took a sip. Baby, I think I’m in love. He sat the bottle on a table, raised a hand and snapped his fingers. Ice pack. Now. He leaned forward, sliding his hands under her armpits, then hauled her into his lap. You hurt, little darlin’? He put an arm under her legs, stretching them over the seat of the banquette, and proceeded to run his hand down to her ankles, where he prodded gently at them. I think maybe you should try the four-inch heels next time. Gotta work up to them six-inchers.

I…um…think… Lou couldn’t stop staring at him, her irritation gone, her concern about the band vanishing. Such a sweet, friendly smile he had.

The ice pack arrived. This one hurt? Looks a little swollen. He slid the ice onto her right ankle and held it there.

I…ah…don’t… Sitting in the lap of the beautiful stranger, Lou couldn’t formulate a sensible sentence. She gazed into his brown eyes, noting the little laugh lines, the sweeping dark lashes, and a rather irresistible twinkle.

Are ye alright? Paolo had finally noticed and come over, Banshee in tow.

Lou took a breath to say something, anything…but her mouth only opened and closed like a goldfish in search of a meal.

She’s blushing! Banshee squeaked, pointing. C’mon, Paolo, we’re obviously interrupting something. She grabbed him by the hand and dragged him toward the lift, with Paolo grinning like an idiot at her over his shoulder.

The man adjusted the icepack slightly. Lou put her hands to her burning cheeks, wondering if she should tell him the only pain she suffered was that of sheer embarrassment. Sitting in the lap of a complete stranger was not a familiar activity. She could feel the shifting muscles in his legs, his hand on the small of her back. And she couldn’t move. All she wanted was to look into those eyes again, hear the slow drip of his honeyed vowels. A hot shudder ran down her back. He felt it. He must have.

He had. Lou lifted her eyes to his smile, listening to him speak. Where was he from? That voice. The way he spoke—slow and smoky and deep.

You’re a sweet little puzzle to me,