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    The Lesbian Lizard That Loved Me Or How My Tits Saved Tokyo
    The Lesbian Lizard That Loved Me Or How My Tits Saved Tokyo
    The Lesbian Lizard That Loved Me Or How My Tits Saved Tokyo
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    The Lesbian Lizard That Loved Me Or How My Tits Saved Tokyo

    By Mab Montagrue

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    Emiko's boring office job takes an exciting turn when the Sydney metropolitan area is struck by the wrath of a giant lizard - who also turns out to be a giant lesbian. Emiko, a smaller lesbian, seizes the day, and embarks upon a journey of scaly Sapphic delights.

    This bite-size story is an erotic romantic comedy with a twist - and a few kinks.

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    "Crikey," I said, because I felt like someone ought to. "That's a really big lizard."

    At this point I considered following my building's evacuation plan. “I don't want to be up here if she hits the building and knocks it down”, I thought. “Counterpoint:” I thought. “This is the least boring thing that's happened in my entire life, and I'm not going to get a better view of it than I'm getting right here.”

    So obviously I got closer to the edge of the roof and stared at the giant lizard, which looked kind of like another, more famous giant lizard except sexier and less trademarked.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMab Montagrue
    Release dateMay 11, 2019
    ISBN9780463351284
    The Lesbian Lizard That Loved Me Or How My Tits Saved Tokyo
    Author

    Mab Montagrue

    is it erotic comedy or funny porn? only you can judge me. me? several genderqueer raccoons in a useless lesbian trenchcoat. look out for upcoming titles like The Lesbian Lizard That Loved Me or How My Tits Saved Tokyo and AI Aphrodite Invades My Sex Lab.

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      The Lesbian Lizard That Loved Me Or How My Tits Saved Tokyo - Mab Montagrue

      The Lesbian Lizard That Loved Me Or How My Tits Saved Tokyo

      Copyright 2019 Mab Montagrue

      This story is dedicated to my great-aunt Mavis, whose fan theories about monster movies took a turn after I set up a kindle account for her.

      Disclaimer

      This is a work of fiction and any resemblance to anything is probably a coincidence unless it is a reference to a meme or something. No promises are made with regards to biological plausibility. Does not contain gluten, dairy or nuts. Please don’t try this at home.

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      I was having lunch in my extremely boring employer's extremely boring roof garden when I noticed the giant lizard rampaging through the city. It probably should have become

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