Warehouse Female Fight Club (A Catfight Novel)

By Joe Smith

When Amy and her friend watch a female fighting video they decide to start a female fight club. They soon realise that operating the club is not just roses.

After a biker club forces their way into the club the friends are introduced a life of crime. Kidnapping and murder soon becomes a reality.

The fighting outside the female fight club is sometimes more brutal than the fighting inside the fighting pit. A lesbian love affair is the spark which lights the keg which threatens to destroy Amy's life. An unlikely hero may be her only chance to survive.

• Language: English
• Publisher: JOE SMITH
• Release date: Mar 29, 2019
• ISBN: 9781386142010

Joe Smith

After a very successful career as a corporate executive, Joe Smith decided to take early retirement in order to pursue a second career as a pastoral minister in the Catholic Church. In order to prepare himself properly for this calling, Joe achieved several academic degrees including a MA in Pastoral Ministry, MA of Theology from Boston College, and a doctor of ministry from Andover Newton Theological School. Additionally, Joe became a board-certified Catholic chaplain, a certified spiritual director, and a permanent deacon in the Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Boston.

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Chapter 1 – A Father's Hobby

Amy is a stunning twenty-two-year-old woman with shoulder length dark hair, green eyes and a smile that could melt any man’s heart. And she had no reason not to smile; life is great, she has great friends and more money than anybody can spend. Paul, her step dad, left her a small fortune when he died after a massive heart attack almost seven months ago. Frank, her dad, died in a freak accident on a movie set before she was born. On her twenty-first birthday they made the eighty million dollars he left her available to her. Dad was a good actor and an even better investor. He met her mom on a movie set and they shared a few months of wild passion. She told him she was pregnant two weeks before the accident. Maybe he felt something was about to happen, or maybe he liked to have his affairs in order. Amy cannot be sure, but he changed his will in those two weeks. Alexia, Amy's mother, received a decent monthly allowance, but he left most his estate to his unborn love child. The eighty million dollars together with her inheritance from her step dad makes her a very wealthy young woman. Paul left her close to two hundred million dollars, his mansion, a wine farm and a warehouse in Los Angeles, a holiday flat in Miami and a game farm in South Africa. Mom has unsuccessfully sued both estates for control over the small fortunes. She met Paul at a new year’s party thrown by one of dad’s old friends when Amy was almost two years old. It was love at first sight, mom was young, sexy with a wild streak and Paul was a wealthy music producer who loved girls with spunk. They married six months after they met and mom upped and left three years later, leaving her five-year-old daughter and husband in the middle of the night. The only evidence of her decision to leave was a note reading Had enough, look after Amy. I can’t take care of a child right now.

A private investigator found her living with a guitarist of a metal band a few weeks later. She was high on drugs and told him in no uncertain terms she had a new love in her life and that Paul should stop harassing her. Paul filed for divorce a few weeks later and got full custody of Amy. The fact that mom was stoned in court made the judge’s decision an easy one. He never married again, but there were always pretty, young women around while Amy was growing up. And then there was Gertrud. A well groomed, attractive woman who moved into one of the guest houses on Paul’s estate a few months after mom left. Paul employed her to act as a proper role model for Amy. Paul was a good dad to her and his sudden death left her devastated. She took six months before she asked Gertrud to help her sort out his room and home office. After a week of long hours sorting through his stuff and donating most to charities, she invited her best friends Tanya and Dave over for the weekend. The three of them met in kindergarten and have been best friends since then. This almost ended a few years ago when Tanya and Dave dated each other. Although they loved each other they were terrible lovers. There were a few uncomfortable months after the breakup, but they talked through it and the three of them are once again like family.

Amy wanted to browse through a bunch of DVD’s which Paul locked away in his safe. He simply marked them with a date and a reference number. Something told her she needed to have friends around when she watched the DVDs. After dinner on the Friday night, Dave opens a bottle of wine and the three friends settle down on the couch in front of the projector screen. The first DVD starts with a beautiful blonde, wearing a black thong leotard, introducing herself as Mary, a 22-year-old gym instructor. Next, a red head, named Sandy, wearing a yellow thong leotard, a 25-year-old dance instructor introduces herself. The next portion of the DVD shows Mary and Sandy being taught how to wrestle, grapple, box and kickbox by a young Gertrud and another woman who used to come to the house often. Amy remembers her as Inge, Gertrud’s cousin. The last 20 minutes of the DVD shows a practice match between Gertrud and Mary and another between Inge and Sandy. In both practice matches the students are wearing their thong leotards and the instructors are wearing athletic style lycra shorts with no tops. Amy is shocked by the content of the DVD, that Gertrud and her cousin are teaching the girls to fight and that the two of them fight topless in the practice matches. But what shocks her most is the intensity of the practice matches and the fact that Paul had DVD’s containing this kind of stuff. The girls are wearing MMA style gloves and their feet are bandaged for protection. Their only other protection is mouth guards. The rules seem to be no-holds-barred, although the instructors hold back slightly. They mainly slap to the head and face and when Gertrud finds an opening, she delivers the knee to Mary’s crotch at half strength. The effect still brings Mary down to her knees and Gertrud allows her to gather her composure before she beckons her over. She repositions them as they were just before the knee strike and tells Mary to turn her body slightly and not to present her crotch as a direct target while they are locked up. The instructors concentrate a lot of their punishment on their students’ breasts, slapping, punching clawing and even scratching the soft targets. They also use dirty moves like scratching faces, thumbs in the eyes, chops to the crotches, hand-smothers, hair jerking and choking. Both students are battered after the practice matches and both acknowledges during the post match interviews they learned a lot, but they still have a lot to learn. And both confirm they are still keen for their upcoming fight.

The DVD ends, and there is a few moments of absolute silence. Amy looks embarrassed. 'I am so sorry.'

Dave shrugs his shoulders. 'Why? We all enjoyed it. I saw the excitement in your eyes. What is more exciting than two people fighting each other, and what is sexier than two beautiful young women having a go at each other?'

'I know, but I did not expect Paul to have this kind of stuff. And Gertrud and Inge, who knew? I am embarrassed that I asked you guys over to watch some emotional family DVD’s with me and it turns out to be catfight DVD’s.'

Tanya leans over and kisses Amy on her cheek. 'Don’t worry honey. As Dave says, we enjoyed it. Do you think the fight between Mary and Sandy will be on one of the other DVD’s? I would love to see them fight each other.'

Paul jumps up, removes the DVD from the player and reads the label. 'We are looking for M-S 2'

He flips through the DVD’s and pops one into the player.

Amy is also excited to watch the fight. 'Wait, I bought the bottle of red wine for a night of deep nostalgia. Dave, we need something more in line with a night of adult entertainment and sexy fun.'

Dave brings back a bottle Jack Daniels and a bottle Jaggermeister. He fakes a disappointing look when he comes back. 'No! I thought you two would be half naked and wrestling each other on my return.'

All three friends laugh. Tanya gives him a sexy wink. 'Who knows, if you are a good boy and force enough of those down our throats and if this is as exciting as the previous one, you may have to be the poor guy who watches us tear each other apart.'

'Like last summer?' asks Amy with a smile.

This got Dave’s attention. 'What happened last summer?'

Tanya gives Amy a quick look. 'Remember when we suddenly decided to go to Hawaii for two weeks?'

'Yes, and when you came back, you broke up with me. How can I forget?'

'We left because I had a black eye and Amy had a busted lip. We did not want you to see us like that.'

'You two brawled? Why? Who won?'

'Yes we did. The reason was silly and our friendship won'.

'What do you mean?'

'Tanya thought I was flirting with you too much and told me to stop interfering in your relationship. One thing led to another, and we ended up slapping each other silly. We went to Hawaii to hide the bruises, but also to make sure the three of us would remain best friends. The only way that could work was if there were no serious relationship between you and either of us.'

'Did you have a crush on me then?'

'No, but I admit I was jealous of your relationship with Tanya.'

Dave looks very pleased with himself. 'So you gals fought over me?'

'No!' screams both girls at the same time.

'Well, perhaps a little bit' says Tanya with a naughty smile. She always knew how to excite men, especially Dave.

'Well, are we watching the fight, or what?'

Amy’s question breaks a few seconds of silence, just before it becomes uncomfortable.

'Yeah, but shots first.'

Dave grabs the booze and dishes out a few shooters.

The DVD starts with Gertrud introducing the two fighters before she interviews each of them. After asking the women to reveal their age, height, weight and body stats, Gertrud asks each of them why she agreed to this fight and why she believes she will beat her opponent. Mary says she heard about the opportunity from one of her clients who dared her to do it. Being in a fistfight with another woman intrigued her and she accepted the dare. She believes she will be too strong for her opponent as a dancer does not have her upper body strength. Sandy says she was looking for something to spice up her life when she came across the advertisement for the fight on the internet. According to her, her fitness and determination to win will be too much for Mary. After the interviews the two women warm up on the fighting mat, glancing nervously at each other. Amy thinks both look like they run away from this at any moment. But they stuck it out and when Gertrud tells them it's time to fight, they remove their tops and join her in the middle of the mat. Although Amy is straight, she always enjoyed looking at the female form. Mary and Sandy are petite women. They are both about five feet two inches tall and both weigh about one-hundred-and-five pounds. Mary's body is toned with feminine muscles. She has B-cup breasts with dark nipples. Sandy's body is more muscular, with a well defined six-pack, biceps, calves and thighs. Her breasts are smaller than Mary's and are adorned with long hard pink nipples. Amy looks over at her friends who are both captivated by the two beautiful athletic half-naked bodies about to clash. Dave is not even trying to hide the bulge in his pants. Seeing this, Amy glances down to see whether her rock hard nipples are visible through her shirt. Satisfied that her bra is hiding her excitement, she touches Tanya on the shoulder and motions with her eyes in the direction of the bulge in Dave's pants. Dave looks up at the giggling women, slightly annoyed at them distracting his attention from the two half-naked women about to engage in combat. It annoys him further when he realises what they are laughing about. After unsuccessfully trying to hide his erect manhood, he lashes out at them. 'Are you thirteen-year-old girls now? you know what happens when a man gets excited?'

Tanya tries to stop laughing, but she barely gets