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    The Fat Security Guard Is Waiting for You in the Library
    The Fat Security Guard Is Waiting for You in the Library
    The Fat Security Guard Is Waiting for You in the Library
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    The Fat Security Guard Is Waiting for You in the Library

    By The Naughty The Naughty Librarian

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    Gillian, a forty something single, sexy librarian is having difficulty finding a good date. After spending hours scouring the online dating websites, she just cant seem to find the right guy. She meets them all, from pathological liars, to scammers trying to get money to just plain disastrous dates. Ugly ones, good looking ones, short, fat and or bald, they come in all different shapes and sizes. But she doesn't give up. She is determined to find someone and remove her profile by the end of the year. Juggling her library duties; the challenges of dealing with the difficult public and crazy happenings in the library with online potential match searches which she does at work. Shes always watching out for her supervisors in case she is busted, as that could lead to disciplinary action. She never imagines that eventually she would find love in the most obvious place.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherXlibris US
    Release dateMay 22, 2015
    ISBN9781503568396
    The Fat Security Guard Is Waiting for You in the Library
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    The Naughty The Naughty Librarian

    The Naughty Librarian worked in the public library sector for over thirty years. She developed an interest for writing in the midst of her library career. She started out with writing two children's picture books, for which she received second prize in a local literary children's fiction contest. She put pen to paper years later, and came up with a short story, which was published in a collection of new Canadian short stories. Since she had many years’ experience in the public library , she decided to write something she knew about, and that was the crazy shenanigans happening on a day to day basis in the library, along with her undaunting task of finding a good date on the personals. Born and bred in Scotland, she attended teachers' training college, and later started off her library career at the Edinburgh College of Art. The Naughty Librarian immigrated to Canada where she now lives and enjoys retirement.

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