Dan England and the Noonday Devil
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Not a few found new hope as they heard him capture the poetry of living in his talk of saints, and in stories about his greatness of God’s gifts (among which was the wine that gave added sparkle to his words). There was Briggs, the religion editor without religion to become a fearless “defender of the faith” under Dan’s influence. And Tim, the janitor who “exposed” the corruption of the Match Industry when in an idle hour’s count of a box of matches he found “four” missing. For the glorious length of a Dan England discourse the retiring little janitor became a tiger for reform.
This is the latest troubadour of life-beautiful to come from the pen of the author of the classic Mr. Blue.
Myles Connolly
Myles Connolly (October 7, 1897 - July 15, 1964) was an American author and Hollywood screenwriter/producer. Born in Roxbury, Massachusetts, Connolly was educated at Boston Latin School and graduated from Boston College in 1918. After serving one year in the U.S. Navy during WWI, he worked as a newspaper reporter with The Boston Post and was a frequent contributor of verse and short stories to national magazines. In 1928 he served on the first board of directors of the Catholic Book Club. Both he and his wife, Agnes (née Bevington), were devout Roman Catholics, each with a sister who was a nun. Their daughter, Mary, also became a nun. In 1929 Connolly left Boston to work at the Hollywood movie studio Film Booking Office (FBO), financed by his fellow Bostonian Joseph P. Kennedy. He produced his first film, the Frank Craven and Richard Rosson comedy film The Very Idea, in 1929. When FBO became RKO studios in 1930, he served as associate producer for the studio’s earliest Wheeler & Woolsey vehicles. In 1933, he began working as a screenwriter-producer of dramatic films such as The Right to Romance, and went on to help write and produce over 40 films, including the Tarzan pictures of the 1940s. Connolly was nominated for an Academy Award for his screenplay for Music for Millions (1944), and in 1951 he shared the nomination for a Hugo award (Best Dramatic Presentation) for the screenplay of Harvey. In 1952, he was nominated for the Best Written American Musical award by the Writer’s Guild of America (WGA) for Here Comes the Groom. His last screenwriting credit was MGM’s musical biography of Hans Christian Andersen with Danny Kaye (1952). Connolly also wrote and published several Roman Catholic parable novels, including Mr. Blue (originally published in 1928). Other novels, including The Bump on Brannigan’s Head (1950) and Dan England and the Noonday Devil (1951), followed. He died in Santa Monica, California in 1964, aged 66.
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DAN ENGLAND AND THE NOONDAY DEVIL
by
Myles Connolly
TABLE OF CONTENTS
Contents
TABLE OF CONTENTS 3
DEDICATION 4
Chapter 1 5
Chapter 2 7
Chapter 3 10
Chapter 4 20
Chapter 5 22
Chapter 6 27
Chapter 7 34
Chapter 8 39
Chapter 9 45
Chapter 10 52
Chapter 11 59
Chapter 12 66
Chapter 13 72
Chapter 14 77
Chapter 15 81
Chapter 16 88
REQUEST FROM THE PUBLISHER 91
DEDICATION
For Myles, Kevin, Terence
There Is No Excellent Beauty That Has Not Some Strangenes in the Proportion.
-Francis Bacon
Chapter 1
There were some who looked upon Dan England as merely lazy and self-indulgent, a man who had let himself go. Dan did tarry long at the wine, and he was a hard man to get away from the table, morning, noon, or night. He abhorred exercise, read little, could not endure the theater in any form, hated to leave his home even to mail a letter, and dedicated his life to conversation.
Talk is my vocation,
he used to say, his eyes twinkling, his two hundred and thirty pounds bulking hugely over his dinner table, a large globular glass heavy with red burgundy in his hand. Not in deeds but in talk do I toil for the edification of my friends and the illumination of mankind!
It was, thus, easy to understand that some should think of Dan merely as a self-indulgent man who had let himself go. But others of us—the less sensible of us, I suppose I should say—had a somewhat different idea of him.
Dan was a natural-born storyteller, and he made such living as he made, writing detective stories. His stories were good enough in their way, noted, curiously enough, for their realism and their sharp economy in use of words. But his heart was not in them, and he wrote them apologetically and reluctantly and only for the money they brought. It was in his talk and in the stories he told that he was most himself.
I am a hack,
he used to declare, and the crimes I commit in writing the stories I write are worse than the crimes I write about. Never do I describe a justifiable killing, however horrible, but I feel it is I who should be the victim.
Dan was a bachelor and his needs, outside of his beef and red burgundy, were few. But his home was a veritable hotel for his friends, and, as most of his friends were parasites of the most genuine and enduring sort, Dan found himself driven to a toil he did not relish.
After dark, in regular ritual, this family of friends, most of them usually his house guests, gathered around him—punch-drunk fighters, poets without dreams, refugees from Communism and White Supremacy, painters without talent, derelicts, agnostics, believers, alcoholics, lords, lackeys, of all races, religions, and philosophies, all having in common a love of Dan’s hospitality and generosity, and a few having a love of Dan himself—all gathered around to hear Dan’s tales. This was when Dan was at his happiest and best.
These were his real tales, he would declare, tales of the adventures of the spirit, as he described them, tales of the men and ideas and enthusiasms that he thought mattered. These were, he would announce solemnly and often, the tales he was presently going to write.
When I grow sufficiently wise and humble, which I pray will be soon, I am going to write them,
he would declare. For they are to be written in radiant language by my immortal soul. These—
he would wave to the pages of the murder mystery that represented the day’s toil —these are written by Brother Ass, my gross and blundering, poor body.
But time went on, and it seemed as if he would never get around to writing his stories. He was waiting, perhaps, until he had grown to be what he considered sufficiently wise and humble. More possibly, he was reluctant to write his stories, preferring to tell them, enjoying the enchantment of his listeners and the immortality of the moment, as did the minstrels and bards of ancient times.
Dan, using the words from Scripture, as he liked to do, would often raise his wine glass in a toast: The wisdom of God is the folly of man. To the fools of God!
When first I knew Dan, and first heard this toast, it seemed to me that in his extravagance, especially in his prodigality with his stories and ideas and hospitality, he was a fool, and not in a religious sense. It was not until after knowing him for a time and observing how curiously he influenced and, on occasions, inspired those around him that I felt Dan in his folly might well be somehow in the wisdom of God.
To affect the quality of the day,
Thoreau said, that is the highest of arts.
In this sense, Dan was one of the highest of artists. He changed for many the quality of the day and, for more than a few, the quality of their lives. I doubt if anyone who met him and learned really to know him was ever quite the same afterward.
Of Dan’s particular genius for affecting the quality of the day I shall try to tell—and in telling of it try to sketch a few of the people around him, and presume to give some of his talk and tales, in the desire that others may meet him, even if vaguely and distantly. The best hope of giving an adequate portrayal of Dan—particularly of him in his huge exuberant innocence—lies in the use of his own good words, and I shall sew them together and stitch them in at every opportunity. I therefore beg help not from the gifted patron saints of writers and journalists but from good St. Crispin, the patron saint of shoemakers.
Chapter 2
It was through Briggs I first got to know Dan England.
We worked together, Briggs and I, on a newspaper in Boston where he was what was quaintly described in the office as the Religious editor.
His chief assignment was what was described, also quaintly, as the Religious page, there being nothing particularly religious about it. It was his responsibility to see to it that all denominations were represented as impartially as possible on the page, and that the extracts he made from announcements and sermons were in no way too eccentric or sensational, for such might mar the bland inconsequentiality of the page. Briggs was given a free hand, his work being as little supervised as his page was read.
Briggs was in his late twenties, some five feet seven or eight in height, but weighing no more than a hundred and twenty pounds, and probably less. This thinness, topped by his skull of a head, his somber eyes and his black, flat hair seemed to associate him properly with the duties of the Religious editor. He lunched alone at a small vegetarian restaurant, and came and went without any apparent awareness of anyone else in the office. It was pretty much by accident that I got to know him.
He had not appeared at the office for several days and had telephoned from Dedham, where he lived, saying he was indisposed but would be back in a few days. Taggart, one of the assistant editors, sent me out to see him.
Just check and see if there is anything the kid needs,
Taggart suggested. This show of benevolence from the hardbitten, often sadistic Taggart surprised me. But, when he added, And see if you can’t get the low-down on him from his doctor. I figure the dope’s been dead for about two years now and nobody’s told him,
I got the feeling that old Taggart would not be too much upset if Briggs were really on his last legs, and he was sending me out to check the chances.
Taggart was the old-style loud, profane, fist-brandishing editor who was always annoyed if an underling did not jump or quail before his thunder. But Briggs neither jumped nor quailed, and this, particularly in a Religious editor, and more particularly in a walking skeleton like Briggs, exasperated Taggart greatly. Most of us would, out of diplomacy, at least pretend to be beaten down or bruised by Taggart’s fulminations. But not Briggs. He took them coolly, blandly, as if he were clipping a paragraph from a sermon on the disadvantages of sin. There was no courage or character in this. Only what might be called Briggs’s chronic detachment.
But Taggart’s hope was not to be fulfilled. I found Briggs sitting in the living room of the ramshackle old farmhouse that was his home, without any slight indication of illness about him. It was a cold, drab, late autumn day, and there was a fire in the fireplace, a small, smoking, complaining fire. The window shutters were drawn against the chill outside or, more probably, against the world outside, and the room was quite dark and completely dismal. There was no doubt Briggs belonged in the room.
His mother and her sister, two thin, angular, prematurely old women—who looked, to me, at any rate, exactly alike—were sitting with Briggs when I arrived. But immediately on my entrance, they rose noiselessly and slipped away, a pair of gray shadows fading silently into the darker shadows of the depths of the house.
Briggs greeted me without surprise, as if my dropping in were a routine event of every day, like the coming of the postman. But he did treat me with courtesy; formal good manners being natural to him.
He thanked me for coming. I was quick to explain, lest he ascribe to me some virtue for the visit, that Taggart had sent me.
Mr. Taggart. I see.
He looked into the abject little fire a long moment. I did not expect him to be so concerned. Tell him I’ll be in tomorrow.
You feel better, then?
I feel all right,
he answered indifferently.
I studied his gray face, noted it looked no worse than it had looked before. What was the matter with you?
I had an attack of...let’s call it futility,
he replied levelly.
I laughed, of course. I thought he was trying to be amusing. Just felt like a little vacation?
Please. I was ill,
he solemnly reproved me. Very ill. I had an acute attack. I’ve been extraordinarily disinterested for the past several days.
I searched his face. Briggs was the last man in the world I would suspect of a sense of humor. But he had to be joking.
Disinterested? That’s pretty good,
I said. The gang will get quite a laugh out of that.
It’s no joking matter,
he replied grimly.
I saw, then, he was deadly serious. Crazy, I said to myself, crazy as a bedbug. To humor him, I asked as gravely as I could, This futility business, how does it attack you?
He pondered, his eyes still on the dreary fire. You get up one morning, and you say to yourself, ‘What’s it all about?’ Then you answer yourself what you’ve known all along, that it’s all about nothing. You remember it’s all inconsequential and not worth the trouble, and you end up with an acute brain ache.
What is it exactly that’s not worth the trouble?
He shrugged ever so slightly. Life. People. Work. Living. Death is always nipping at your carcass. Cancer. Brain hemorrhage. Heart attack. If you run, death runs after you. It always gets you. So, why run?
And how do you treat yourself for this brain ache?
"I don’t know. It is a chronic ailment of a wise and civilized mind. Sometimes the