Select Conversations with an Uncle
By H. G. Wells
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H. G. Wells
H. G. Wells (1866-1946) is best remembered for his science fiction novels, which are considered classics of the genre, including The Time Machine (1895), The Island of Doctor Moreau (1896), The Invisible Man (1897), and The War of the Worlds (1898). He was born in Bromley, Kent, and worked as a teacher, before studying biology under Thomas Huxley in London.
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SELECT CONVERSATIONS WITH AN UNCLE
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H.G. Wells
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TABLE OF CONTENTS
Select Conversations with an Uncle
1. OF CONVERSATION AND THE ANATOMY OF FASHION
2. THE THEORY OF THE PERPETUAL DISCOMFORT OF HUMANITY
3. THE USE OF IDEALS
4. THE ART OF BEING PHOTOGRAPHED
5. BAGSHOT’S MURAL DECORATIONS
6. ON SOCIAL MUSIC
7. THE JOYS OF BEING ENGAGED
8. LA BELLE DAME SANS MERCI
9. ON A TRICYCLE
10. AN UNSUSPECTED MASTERPIECE
11. THE GREAT CHANGE
12. THE PAINS OF MARRIAGE
OTHER REMINISCENCES
1. A MISUNDERSTOOD ARTIST
2. THE MAN WITH A NOSE
SELECT CONVERSATIONS WITH AN UNCLE
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1. OF CONVERSATION AND THE ANATOMY OF FASHION
This uncle of mine, you must understand, having attained—by the purest accident—some trifles of distinction and a certain affluence in South Africa, came over at the earliest opportunity to London to be photographed and lionised. He took to fame easily, as one who had long prepared in secret. He lurked in my chambers for a week while the new dress suit was a-making—his old one I really had to remonstrate against—and then we went out to be admired. During the week’s retirement he secreted quite a wealth of things to say—appropriate remarks on edibles, on music, on popular books, on conversation, off-hand little things, jotting them down in a note-book as they came into his mind, for he had a high conception of social intercourse, and the public expectation. He was ever a methodical little gentleman, and all these accumulations that he could not get into his talk, he proposed to put away for the big volume of Reminiscences
that was to round off his life. At last he was a mere conversational firework, crammed with latent wit and jollity, and ready to blaze and sparkle in fizzing style as soon as the light of social intercourse should touch him.
But after we had circulated for a week or so, my uncle began to manifest symptoms of distress. He had not had a chance. People did not seem to talk at all in his style. Where do the literary people meet together, George? I am afraid you have chosen your friends ill. Surely those long-haired serious people who sat round my joke like old cats round a beetle—what is it?—were not the modern representatives of a salon. Those abominable wig-makers’ eccentricities who talked journalistic ‘shop,’ and posed all over that preposterous room with the draperies! Those hectic young men who have done nothing except run down everybody! Don’t tell me that is the literary society of London, George. Where do they let off wit now, George? Where do they sparkle? I want to sparkle. Badly. I shall burst, George, if I don’t.
Now really, you know, there are no salons now—I suppose we turn all our conversation into copy
—or the higher education has eliminated the witty woman—and my uncle became more and more distressed. He said a lot of his good things to me, which was sheer waste. I became afraid. I got him all the introductions I could, pushed him into every lion’s den I had access to. But there was no relief.
I see what it is, George,
said my uncle, these literary people write themselves out. They say nothing for private use. Their brains are weary when they come into company. They get up in the morning fresh and bright, and write, write, write. Then, when they are jaded, they condescend to social intercourse. It is their way of resting. But why don’t they go to bed? No more clever people for me, George. Let us try the smart. Perhaps among them we shall find smart talking still surviving. Allons, George!
That is how my uncle came into collision with fashion, how I came to take him to the Fitz-Brilliants.
Of course you have heard of the Fitz-Brilliants? If you have not, it is not their fault. They are the smartest people in London. Always hard at work, keeping up to date, are the Fitz-Brilliants. But my uncle did not appreciate them. Worse! They did not appreciate my uncle. He came to me again, more pent up than ever, and the thing I had feared happened. He began to discourse to me. It was about Fashion, with a decided reference to the Fitz-Brilliants, and some reflections upon the alleys of literary ability and genius I had taken him through.
George,
said my uncle, "this Fashion is just brand-new vulgarity. It is merely the regal side of the medal. The Highly Fashionable and the Absolutely Vulgar are but two faces of the common coin of humanity, struck millions at a time. Spin the thing in the light of wealth, and I defy you, as it whizzes from the illumination of riches to the shadow of poverty, to distinguish the one stamp from the other. You cannot say,