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    Robo-Schlong: A Sci-Fi Romance Short Story
    Robo-Schlong: A Sci-Fi Romance Short Story
    Robo-Schlong: A Sci-Fi Romance Short Story
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    Robo-Schlong: A Sci-Fi Romance Short Story

    By Nate Fiala

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    Welcome to the Future of One-Night Stands

    Robo-Schlong is a sci-fi romance short story about dating in a future full of clones, robots, and worst of all, old fashioned liars.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherNate Fiala
    Release dateDec 12, 2017
    ISBN9781370926527
    Robo-Schlong: A Sci-Fi Romance Short Story
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    Nate Fiala

    Nate Fiala is a writer and the founder of Humaine Garbeige, an offensive internet media brand producing videos, ebooks, t-shirts and more.

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      Robo-Schlong

      A Sci-Fi Romance

      Short Story

      by Nate Fiala

      Robo-Schlong is Copyright © 2017 by Nate Fiala

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      This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.

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      The following contains mature content not suitable for all readers, including: satire, cursing, and varying extremes of sexual situations and descriptions.

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