Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Quintessential Collection of Notable Quotables: For Every Conceivable Occasion

By Bathroom Readers' Institute

Here it is: the quintessential collection of notable quotes for all occasions. Grouped together in weird categories as only Uncle John could do, you’ll find quotes about farts, firsts, dogs, Canada, male chauvinist pigs, colors, TV, aliens, and more! And not just quotes, either--there are great facts, fun quizzes, and a few longer articles about how quotations shape our world. As if that weren’t enough, there are a ton of eye-opening new entries for Uncle John’s Quotationary. (Love: Being stupid together.” --Paul Valery) And to make it easier than ever to find the exact quote you’re looking for, there is a by-subject index as well a by-name index. Here are but a few of the thousands of great quotations awaiting you:

I don’t really care what I’m famous for.” --Jessica Simpson
Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.” --Charlie Chaplin
The way that I feel about music is there is no right and wrong. Only true and false.” --Fiona Apple
One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.” --A. A. Milne
Bears are crazy. They’ll bite your head if you’re wearing a steak on it.” --Space Ghost

• Language: English
• Publisher: Portable Press
• Release date: Sep 1, 2012
• ISBN: 9781607106715

Bathroom Readers' Institute

The Bathroom Readers' Institute is a tight-knit group of loyal and skilled writers, researchers, and editors who have been working as a team for years. The BRI understands the habits of a very special market—Throne Sitters—and devotes itself to providing amazing facts and conversation pieces.