The Lost Diary of Queen Victoria’s Undermaid
By Alex Parsons
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Flora McTavish was born the same year as Queen Victoria and as the Queen's undermaid is the perfect person to comment on life above and below the stairs in Victorian times.
'VICTORIAN SCANDAL'
Scrubber tells all
Newly discovered diaries reveal rather more than should be seen or heard of Queen Victoria! Astonishing details of Victorian life from above and below stairs, faithfully recorded by one of HMQ’s faithful servants.
- Incredible inventions
- Passion and politics
- The Queen and her Empire
- Albert and Efficiency
- Death, drains and duty
- Suds and sea-bathing
- War and work
- Exhibitions and excitement
- And much, much more!
You’ve never read anything like it before!
Alex Parsons
Alex Parsons is the author of The Lost Diary of Queen Victoria’s Undermaid and two Blyton novelisations for Collins. Alex also writes non-fiction for DK and Watts as well as screen plays, one of which Maggie goes to Hollywood is currently in production in the States. Alex lives in St Margarets with her husband Ian and daughter Chloe. They also have two older children, Casey-Joe and Thaddeus.
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The Lost Diary of Queen Victoria’s Undermaid - Alex Parsons
January 1st, 1837
Snobby Manor, Snootyshire.
‘Do not forget, gentle reader; servants are also human beings,’ it says in this book of Household Management I dug out of Lady Snobby’s library. Oh yeah! That’ll come as news to Lady La-di-dah Bossy Boots. Since when do I have time to be a human being, I’d like to know? Sixteen hours a day up to my elbows in soap suds, and life not made easier with the wretched butler trying to kiss me. (I wouldn’t mind so much but he’s got a wart on the end of his nose with three wiry hairs sticking out of it, yeeuch!) Miserable wages, miserable household, and the Snobbies are unbearable. Flossie Ramsbotham, you were born for better things.
Since this is the day to make New Year’s resolutions here are mine:
That should do it, I reckon.
Spring 1837
Buckingham Palace
Made it! What can one say about my new boss, our esteemed monarch, William one-vee? Well, to put it kindly, our dear King looks about a hundred years old and his eyes stick out like a frog’s. He has zillions of children by an actress called Mrs Jordan and none at all by his wife, the rather dotty Queen Adelaide. Setting an example to the lower orders indeed!
The heir to the throne of England is his niece, Princess Victoria, who lives with her pushy mama in Kensington Palace. Princess Victoria is exactly the same age as me and she keeps a diary. I think this is an omen.
Meanwhile down at the palace laundry I get to wash the king’s drawers. They are not a pretty sight. He has three hundred pairs of fine linen underpants with holes in the front so he doesn’t have to take all his clothes off when he goes for a piddle. The Queen has the same number of roomy drawers, trimmed with pintucks and lace.
As everybody knows, ladies’ drawers are not stitched together, otherwise we’d have to rummage about in an unseemly way under layers of petticoats every time nature called.
The head laundry maid told me that pants were named after a Christian martyr called Saint Pantalone. I have to take an interest in these things or I’d go mad.
Summer 1837
Buckingham Palace
It’s been all go here. King William died on the 20th June, and now we have a new monarch. A mere slip of a girl (that’s a polite way of saying she’s short). She’s the same age as me but she’s ruling the country and I’m washing the sheets. There is no justice.
All the talk in the servants’ hall is who the young Queen will marry. To my mind she seems a little over-friendly with Lord Melbourne, her Prime Minister, in spite of the fact he’s as old as the hills. According to the underfootman, he’s had a lot to put up with in his life. His wife, Lady Caroline Lamb, was completely unhinged and got up to all kinds of wild things with a very naughty poet called Lord Byron. The under-footman was trying to demonstrate some of the wilder things to me, when the housekeeper came in. She was not convinced that we were only playing at being Lord Byron and Lady Lamb, thus demonstrating our loyalty to Lord Melbourne.
I have been told to watch my step. The underfootman is called Brian and he is very handsome.
28th June, 1838
Buckingham Palace
What a day! The gun salutes started at 4am and no one’s had a wink of sleep since. Today the Queen was crowned in Westminster Abbey. It has been a wonderful day, the whole