DiLingo

DiLingo, is a constructed language (conlang), the very first official "jokelang" on the Internet. It is the pox of vox, the gutteral utteral, the crime of rhyme, the jokalization of vocalization, and the ultimate glottal stop. Described by other conlangers as "bizarre," "psychedelic," "twisted," and "a truly horrifying language." Used since 1995 in LARP role playing games, secret code clubs, and video gamers, it is linguistic comedy at its best, with a little 10-dimensional philosophy thrown in as well. Winner of the "Warped Award for Originality," the "Strange Enlightenments Award," and the "C.S.Cook Award for Excellence," it is just plain fun, funny, and furry. Even the French liked it in their review, making DiLingo's inventor, sUmUs cOcOOnUs, say, I take back everything I ever said about Jerry Lewis." He also added, unapologetically, "buy it, make me rich. It's only a couple o'bucks to you, but to me, it's income."
Fun for the kids, a hobby for Dad, and a craft for Mom, if you order now we'll throw in "The Life and Times of sUmUs cOcOOnUs" at no extra cost. How can you lose?