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    Contessa

    By Joe Bondi Beach

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    The Contessa offered me a job when I needed one. She ran a tight establishment with me and Kitchen Girl, and she didn't hesitate to get physical when she didn't like something we did. That is, until Kitchen Girl and I decided to teach the Contessa a lesson she wouldn't forget.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherLulu.com
    Release dateMay 25, 2017
    ISBN9781365931581
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