Volpone and The Alchemist

By Ben Jonson

Much-studied and frequently performed, these comedies by the great Elizabethan playwright Ben Jonson satirize the greed, mendacity, gullibility, and pretension of seventeenth-century London society. Both plays abound in colorful characters, ingenious plotting, biting wit, and sharp insight into human nature.
In Volpone (1605), a crafty rich man attempts to augment his wealth by feigning a mortal illness. His wealthy neighbors, spying the opportunity for an inheritance, vie with each other in courting the “dying” man’s favor. The Alchemist (1610) comprises a likewise avaricious cast, headed by a butler and prostitute who join forces with a swindler claiming to possess the philosopher's stone. The trio hosts a parade of eager victims whose hypocrisy and greed place them on a moral footing similar to that of the tricksters. Both plays offer sparkling examples of their author's novel approach to satire and his distinctive blend of savagery, humor, moralism, and a powerful sense of the absurd.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Dover Publications
• Release date: Dec 27, 2012
• ISBN: 9780486153643

Ben Jonson

Benjamin Jonson (c. 11 June 1572 – c. 16 August 1637 was an English playwright and poet. Jonson's artistry exerted a lasting influence upon English poetry and stage comedy. He popularised the comedy of humours; he is best known for the satirical plays Every Man in His Humour (1598), Volpone, or The Fox (c. 1606), The Alchemist (1610) and Bartholomew Fair (1614) and for his lyric and epigrammatic poetry. He is generally regarded as the second most important English dramatist, after William Shakespeare.

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This Dover edition, first published in 2004, contains the unabridged texts of Volpone; or, The Fox and The Alchemist, as published in The Chief Elizabethan Dramatists, Excluding Shakespeare, Houghton Mifflin Company (The Riverside Press), Cambridge, Mass., 1911. An introductory Note and explanatory footnotes have been specially prepared for the present edition.

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Jonson, Ben, 1573?–1637.

Volpone ; and, The alchemist / Ben Jonson.

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1. Inheritance and succession—Drama. 2. City and town life—Drama. 3. London (England)—Drama. 4. Venice (Italy)—Drama. 5. Alchemists—Drama. 6. Extortion—Drama. I. Jonson, Ben, 1573?–1637. Alchemist. II. Title: Alchemist. III. Title. IV. Series.

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Note

GENERALLY REGARDED as the second most influential dramatist after William Shakespeare, Ben Jonson was born at Westminster in 1573. Before finding his niche as a playwright, he briefly followed his stepfather’s trade of bricklaying, then served as a soldier in Flanders. By 1597, Jonson was a member of the Admiral’s Company of actors, but his career was interrupted when he killed a fellow actor in a duel a year later. His first theatrical success came with Every Man in His Humour (performed 1598), a play in which Shakespeare acted a part. Jonson enjoyed great success with his satires and tragedies, and during the reign of James I, he turned his talents to masques and court entertainments. From 1605 until about 1617, Jonson was the leading literary figure in London. With the death of James, however, Jonson’s popularity declined as well as his theatrical successes and his health. He briefly recovered with an appointment as chronologer to the city of London, but he lost that office and abandoned his attempts to regain his previous standing in the London theater. Jonson died August 6, 1637.

Jonson’s major comedies, marked by a pungent satire and a brilliant command of language, express a strong distaste for the world in which he lived and a delight in exposing its follies and vices. Volpone; or, The Fox, one of Jonson’s most popular plays, was first performed in 1605 or 1606 at the Globe Theater and remains one of the most biting satires on the more sordid aspects of human nature. A masterpiece of types, Volpone is a cynical commentary on the greed and vanity that formed a large part of the society it critiques. The Alchemist (performed 1610) revolves around the deception of three conmen who set themselves up as alchemists, and the numerous fools they dupe along the way. A superbly gifted writer with intellectual energy and literary acumen, Jonson exerted a great influence on his contemporaries as well as on subsequent generations of playwrights.

Table of Contents

Title Page

Copyright Page

Note

Volpone

DRAMATIS PERSONAE

THE ARGUMENT

PROLOGUE

ACT I

ACT II

ACT III

ACT IV

ACT V

The Alchemist

DRAMATIS PERSONAE

TO THE READER

ARGUMENT

PROLOGUE

ACT I

ACT II

ACT III

ACT IV

ACT V

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Volpone

DRAMATIS PERSONAE¹

VOLPONE, a magnifico.

MOSCA, his parasite.

VOLTORE, an advocate.

CORBACCIO, an old gentleman.

CORVINO, a merchant.

BONARIO, son to Corbaccio.

SIR POLITIC WOULD-BE, a knight.

PEREGRINE, a gentleman traveler.

NANO, a dwarf.

ANDROGYNO, an hermaphrodite.

GREGE (or Mob)

COMMENDATORI, officers of justice.

MERCATORI, three merchants.

AVOCATORI, four magistrates.

NOTARIO, the register.

LADY WOULD-BE, SIR POLITIC’S Wife.

CELIA, CORVINO’S Wife.

SERVITORI, Servants, two WAITING-WOMEN, &c.

SCENE—Venice

THE ARGUMENT

V OLPONE, childless, rich, feigns sick, despairs,

O ffers his state to hopes of several heirs,

L ies languishing: his parasite receives

P resents of all, assures, deludes; then weaves

Other cross plots, which ope themselves, are told.

N ew tricks for safety are sought; they thrive: when, bold,

E ach tempts th’ other again, and all are sold.

PROLOGUE

Now, luck yet send us, and a little wit

Will serve to make our play hit

According to the palates of the season,

Here is rhyme, not empty of reason.

This we were bid to credit from our poet,

Whose true scope, if you would know it,

In all his poems still hath been this measure,

To mix profit with your pleasure;

And not as some, whose throats their envy failing,

Cry hoarsely, All he writes is railing:

And when his plays come forth, think they can flout them,

With saying, he was a year about them.

To this there needs no lie, but this his creature,

Which was two months since no feature:

And though he dares give them five lives to mend it,

’T is known, five weeks fully penn’d it,

From his own hand, without a coadjutor,

Novice, journeyman, or tutor.

Yet thus much I can give you as a token

Of his play’s worth, no eggs are broken,

Nor quaking custards with fierce teeth affrighted,

Wherewith your rout are so delighted;

Nor hales he in a gull,² old ends reciting,

To stop gaps in his loose writing;

With such a deal of monstrous and forc’d action,

As might make Bethlem³ a faction:

Nor made he his play for jests stol’n from each table,

But makes jests to fit his fable;

And so presents quick comedy refin’d,

As best critics have design’d;

The laws of time, place, persons he observeth,

From no needful rule he swerveth.

All gall and copperas⁴ from his ink he draineth,

Only a little salt remaineth,

Wherewith he’ll rub your cheeks, till, red with laughter,

They shall look fresh a week after.

ACT I

SCENE I.—A room in Volpone’s house

Enter VOLPONE, MOSCA.

VOLP.

Good morning to the day; and next, my gold!

Open the shrine, that I may see my saint.

[MOSCA withdraws the curtain, and discovers poles of gold, plate, jewels, etc.]

Hail the world’s soul, and mine! More glad than is

The teeming earth to see the long’d-for sun

Peep through the horns of the celestial Ram,

Am I, to view thy splendour dark‘ning his;

That lying here, amongst my other hoards,

Show’st like a flame by night, or like the day

Struck out of chaos, when all darkness fled

Unto the centre.⁵ O thou son of Sol,

But brighter than thy father, let me kiss,

With adoration, thee, and every relic

Of sacred treasure in this blessed room.

Well did wise poets, by thy glorious name,

Title that age which they would have the best;

Thou being the best of things, and far transcending

All style of joy, in children, parents, friends,

Or any other waking dream on earth:

Thy looks when they to Venus did ascribe,

They should have given her twenty thousand Cupids;

Such are thy beauties and our loves! Dear saint,

Riches, the dumb god, that giv’st all men tongues,

That canst do nought, and yet mak’st men do all things;

The price of souls; even hell, with thee to boot,

Is made worth heaven. Thou art virtue, fame,

Honour, and all things else. Who can get thee,

He shall be noble, valiant, honest, wise—

MOS.

And what he will, sir. Riches are in fortune

A greater good than wisdom is in nature.

VOLP.

True, my beloved Mosca. Yet I glory

More in the cunning purchase of my wealth,

Than in the glad possession, since I gain

No common way; I use no trade, no venture;

I wound no earth with ploughshares, I fat no beasts

To feed the shambles; have no mills for iron,

Oil, corn, or men, to grind them into powder;

I blow no subtle glass, expose no ships

To threat’nings of the furrow-faced sea;

I turn no monies in the public bank,

No usure private.

MOS.

No, sir, nor devour

Soft prodigals. You shall ha’ some will swallow

A melting heir as glibly as your Dutch

Will pills of butter, and ne’er purge for it;

Tear forth the fathers of poor families

Out of their beds, and coffin them alive

In some kind clasping prison, where their bones

May be forthcoming, when the flesh is rotten:

But your sweet nature doth abhor these courses;

You loathe the widow’s or the orphan’s tears

Should wash your pavements, or their piteous cries

Ring in your roofs, and beat the air for vengeance.

VOLP.

Right, Mosca; I do loathe it.

MOS.

And, besides, sir,

You are not like the thresher that doth stand

With a huge flail, watching a heap of corn,

And, hungry, dares not taste the smallest grain,

But feeds on mallows, and such bitter herbs;

Nor like the merchant, who hath fill’d his vaults

With Romagnia, rich and Candian⁶ wines,

Yet drinks the lees of Lombard’s vinegar:

You will not lie in straw, whilst moths and worms

Feed on your sumptuous hangings and soft beds;

You know the use of riches, and dare give now

From that bright heap, to me, your poor observer,

Or to your dwarf, or your hermaphrodite,

Your eunuch, or what other household trifle

Your pleasure allows maintenance—

VOL.

Hold thee, Mosca,

Take of my hand; thou strik‘st on truth in all,

And they are envious term thee parasite.

Call forth my dwarf, my eunuch, and my fool,

And let’em make me sport.

[Exit Mos.]

What should I do,

But cocker⁷ up my genius, and live free

To all delights my fortune calls me to?

I have no wife, no parent, child, ally,

To give my substance to; but whom I make

Must be my heir; and this makes men observe⁸ me:

This draws new clients daily to my house,

Women and men of every sex and age,

That bring me presents, send me plate, coin, jewels,

With hope that when I die (which they expect

Each greedy minute) it shall then return

Tenfold upon them; whilst some, covetous

Above the rest, seek to engross me whole,

And counter-work the one unto the other,

Contend in gifts, as they would seem in love:

All which I suffer, playing with their hopes,

And am content to coin ’em into profit,

And look upon their kindness, and take more,

And look on that; still bearing them in hand,⁹

Letting the cherry knock against their lips,

And draw it by their mouths, and back again.—

How now!

SCENE II.—The same

To him re-enter MOSCA, with NANO, ANDROGYNO, and CASTRONE.

NAN.

"Now, room for fresh gamesters, who do will you to know,

They do bring you neither play nor university show;

And therefore do intreat you that whatsoever they rehearse,

May not fare a whit the worse, for the false pace of the verse.

If you wonder at this, you will wonder more ere we pass,

For know, here¹⁰ is inclos’d the soul of Pythagoras,

That juggler divine, as hereafter shall follow;

Which soul, fast and loose, sir, came first from Apollo,

And was breath’d into Aethalides, Mercurius his son,

Where it had the gift to remember all that ever was done.

From thence it fled forth, and made quick transmigration

To goldy-Iock’d Euphorbus, who was kill’d in good fashion,

At the siege of old Troy, by the cuckold of Sparta.

Hermotimus was next (I find it in my charta).

To whom it did pass, where no sooner it was missing,

But with one Pyrrhus of Delos it learn’d to go a-fishing;

And thence did it enter the sophist of Greece.

From Pythagore, she went into a beautiful piece,

Hight Aspasia, the meretrix; and the next toss of her

Was again of a whore, she became a philosopher,

Crates the cynick, as itself doth relate it:

Since kings, knights, and beggars, knaves, lords, and fools gat it,

Besides ox and ass, camel, mule, goat, and brock,¹¹

In all which it hath spoke, as in the cobbler’s cock.¹²

But I come not here to discourse of that matter,

Or his one, two, or three, or his great oath, BY QUATER!¹³

His musics, his trigon,¹⁴ his golden thigh,

Or his telling how elements shift; but I

Would ask, how of late thou hast suffer’d translation,

And shifted thy coat in these days of reformation.

AND.

Like one of the reform’d, a fool, as you see,

Counting all old doctrine heresy.

NAN. But not on thine own forbid meats hast thou ventur’d?

AND. On fish, when first a Carthusian I enter’d.

NAN. Why, then thy dogmatical silence hath left thee?

AND. Of that an obstreperous lawyer bereft me.

NAN.

O wonderful change, when sir lawyer forsook thee!

For Pythagore’s sake, what body then took thee?

AND. A good dull mule.

NAN.

And how! by that means

Thou wert brought to allow of the eating of beans?

AND. Yes.

NAN. But from the mule into whom didst thou pass?

AND.

Into a very strange beast, by some writers call’d an ass;

By others a precise,¹⁵ pure, illuminate brother

Of those devour flesh, and sometimes one another;

And will drop you forth a libel, or a sanctifi’d lie,

Betwixt every spoonful of a nativity-pie.¹⁶

NAN.

Now quit thee, for heaven, of that profane nation.

And gently report thy next transmigration.

AND. To the same that I am.

NAN.

A creature of delight,

And, what is more than a fool, an hermaphrodite!

Now, prithee, sweet soul, in all thy variation,

Which body wouldst thou choose to keep up thy station?

AND. Troth, this I am in: even here would I tarry.

NAN. ’Cause here the delight of each sex thou canst vary?

AND.

Alas, those pleasures be stale and forsaken;

No, ’t is your fool wherewith I am so taken,

The only one creature that I can call blessed;

For all other forms I have prov’d most distressed.

NAN.

Spoke true, as thou wert in Pythagoras still.

This learned opinion we celebrate will,

Fellow eunuch, as behoves us, with all our wit and art,

To dignify that whereof ourselves are so great and special a part."

VOLP.

Now, very, very pretty! Mosca, this

Was thy invention?

MOS.

If it please my patron,

Not else.

VOLP. It doth, good Mosca.

MOS.

Then it was, sir.

[NANO and CASTRONE sing. ]

SONG.

"Fools, they are the only nation

Worth men’s envy or admiration;

Free from care or sorrow-taking,

Selves and others merry making:

All they speak or do is sterling.

Your fool he is your great man’s darling,

And your ladies’ sport and pleasure;

Tongue and bauble are his treasure.

E’en his face begetteth laughter,

And he speaks truth free from slaughter;¹⁷

He’s the grace of every feast,

And sometimes the chiefest guest;

Hath his trencher¹⁸ and his stool,

When wit waits upon the fool.

O, who would not be

He, he, he?"

One knocks without.

VOLP.

Who’s that? Away! Look, Mosca.

Fool, begone!

[Exeunt NANO, CAST. and ANDRO.]

MOS.

’T is Signior Voltore, the advocate;

I know him by his knock.

VOLP.

Fetch me my gown,

My furs, and night-caps; say my couch is changing

And let him entertain himself a while

Without i‘’ th’ gallery. [Exit MOSCA.] Now, now my clients

Begin their visitation! Vulture, kite,

Raven, and gorcrow,¹⁹ all my birds of prey,

That think me turning carcase, now they come:

I am not for ’em yet.

[Re-enter MOSCA, with the gown, etc.]

How now! the news?

MOS. A piece of plate, sir.

VOLP.

Of what bigness?

MOS.

Huge,

Massy, and antique, with your name inscrib’d,

And arms engraven.

VOLP.

Good! and not a fox

Stretcht on the earth, with fine delusive sleights,

Mocking a gaping crow? ha, Mosca!

Mos.

Sharp, sir.

VOLP.

Give me my furs.

[Puts on his sick dress.]

Why dost thou laugh so, man?

Mos.

I cannot choose, sir, when I apprehend

What thoughts he has without now, as he walks:

That this might be the last gift he should give,

That this would fetch you; if you died to-day,

And gave him all, what he should be to-morrow;

What large return would come of all his ventures;

How he should worshipp’d be, and reverenc’d;

Ride with his furs, and foot cloths; waited on

By herds of fools and clients; have clear way

Made for his mule, as letter’d as himself;

Be call’d the great and learned advocate:

And then concludes, there’s nought impossible.

VOLP. Yes, to be learned, Mosca.

Mos.

O, no: rich

Implies it. Hood an ass with reverend purple,

So you can hide his two ambitious²⁰ ears,

And he shall pass for a cathedral doctor.

VOLP. My caps, my caps, good Mosca. Fetch him in.

MOS.

Stay, sir; your ointment for your eyes.

VOLP.

That’s true;

Dispatch, dispatch: I long to have possession

Of my new present.

MOS.

That, and thousands more,

I hope to see you lord of.

VOLP.

Thanks, kind Mosca.

MOS.

And that, when I am lost in blended dust,

And hundreds such as I am, in succession—

VOLP. Nay, that were too much, Mosca.

MOS.

You shall live

Still to delude these harpies.

VOLP.

Loving Mosca!

’T is well: my pillow now, and let him enter.

[Exit MOSCA.]

Now, my feign’d cough, my phthisis,²¹ and my gout,

My apoplexy, palsy, and catarrhs,

Help, with your forced functions, this my posture,

Wherein, this three year, I have milk’d their hopes.

He comes; I hear him—Uh! [coughing] uh! uh! uh! O—

SCENE III.—The same

VOLPONE; re-enter MOSCA, introducing VOLTORE with a piece of plate.

MOS.

You still are what you were, sir.

Only you,

Of all the rest, are he commands his love,

And you do wisely to preserve it thus,

With early visitation, and kind notes

Of your good meaning to him, which, I know,

Cannot but come most grateful. Patron! sir!

Here’s Signior Voltore is come—

VOLP. [Faintly.] What say you?

MOS.

Sir, Signior Voltore is come this morning

To visit you.

VOLP. I thank him.

Mos.

And hath brought

A piece of antique plate, bought of St. Mark,²²

With which he here presents you.

VOLP.

He is welcome. Pray him to come more often.

Moms.

Yes.

VOLT.

What says he?

Mos. He thanks you, and desires you see him often.

VOLP. Mosca.

Mos. My patron!

VOLP.

Bring him near, where is he?

I long to feel his hand.

Mos. The plate is here, sir.

VOLT. How fare you, sir?

VOLP.

I thank you, Signior Voltore;

Where is the plate? mine eyes are bad.

VOLT.[putting it into his hands.]

I’m sorry

To see you still thus weak.

MOS [Aside.]

That he’s not weaker.

VOLP. You are too munificent.

Reviews for Volpone and The Alchemist

[devil_llama · Rating: 2 out of 5 stars]

In reading plays of Shakespeare's contemporaries, it is often easy to see why Shakespeare is the most performed playwright from this period. Jonson utilizes stock characters, with names to go along with it. His plots follow a fairly standard formula, and in the end, the bad guys "get theirs' in some form or other, though since these are comedies, they usually manage to survive. The language is difficult to read, and is often written dialectically, making it even more difficult. In addition, there are long expository speeches which are not really needed to explicate the plot. Overall, an interesting bit of cultural history but jarring to the modern reader.

[quantum_flapdoodle · Rating: 2 out of 5 stars]

In reading plays of Shakespeare's contemporaries, it is often easy to see why Shakespeare is the most performed playwright from this period. Jonson utilizes stock characters, with names to go along with it. His plots follow a fairly standard formula, and in the end, the bad guys "get theirs' in some form or other, though since these are comedies, they usually manage to survive. The language is difficult to read, and is often written dialectically, making it even more difficult. In addition, there are long expository speeches which are not really needed to explicate the plot. Overall, an interesting bit of cultural history but jarring to the modern reader.