The Crimes Of England: “There are two ways to get enough. One is to continue to accumulate more and more. The other is to desire less.”
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Gilbert Keith Chesterton, (29 May 1874 – 14 June 1936) was a poet, novelist, playwright, literary commentator, editor, biographer, journalist, orator and theologian. He was often dubbed as the “prince of paradox” for his light whimsical style that often addressed serious issues such as politics and religion, .. The latter was as a member and defender of the Christian faith and the former was shaped by a distrust of concentrated wealth and power. He advocated Distributionism and said that every man should be allowed to own "three acres and a cow." These political views have spread round the world, crediting Chesterton as the father of the “small is beautiful” movement. It is also said to have influenced Gandhi in seeking a genuine nationalism for India rather than imitating the British state. As one of the world’s most prolific writers, his main claim to fame is as the creator of Father Brown, but Chesterton’s style and ideas in this work reveals a truth that makes it remarkably contemporary and relevant to the modern reader. G. K. Chesterton was a true patriot and felt that the love for his country should not make him blind to England’s support of Prussia that allowed it to get away with political bullying and territorial acquisitions over a period of years and ultimately meant it was not blameless in World War I. He is also critical at England’s response to the French Revolution and the rise of Napoleon as well as in Ireland.. This is a fascinating and very different look at the domestic debate of the time and includes the slogan "every citizen is a revolution"
G.K. Chesterton
G.K. Chesterton (1874–1936) was an English writer, philosopher and critic known for his creative wordplay. Born in London, Chesterton attended St. Paul’s School before enrolling in the Slade School of Fine Art at University College. His professional writing career began as a freelance critic where he focused on art and literature. He then ventured into fiction with his novels The Napoleon of Notting Hill and The Man Who Was Thursday as well as a series of stories featuring Father Brown.
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The Crimes Of England - G.K. Chesterton
The Crimes of England by G. K. Chesterton
Gilbert Keith Chesterton was born in Campden Hill, Kensington on May 29th 1874.
Originally after attending St Pauls School he went to Slade to learn the art of illustration. In 1896 he joined a small London publisher and began his journalistic career as a freelance art and literary critic and going on to writing weekly columns in the Daily News and the Illustrated London News.
In 1901 he married Frances Blogg, to whom he remained married for the rest of his life.
For many he is known as a very fine novelist and the creator of the Father Brown Detective stories which were much influenced by his own beliefs. A large man – 6’ 4" and 21st in weight he was apt to be forgetful in that delightful way that the British sometimes are – a telegram home to his wife saying he was in one place but where should he actually be…….?
He was prolific in many other areas; he wrote plays, short stories, essays, loved to debate and wrote hundreds of poems. It is on his poems that we concentrate this volume. They range from the virtues and vices of England and the English to his world view and religious beliefs.
GK Chesterton died of congestive heart failure on 14th June, 1936 and is buried in Beaconsfield just outside of London.
Index of Contents
CHAPTER I - SOME WORDS TO PROFESSOR WHIRLWIND
The German Professor, his need of Education for Debate
Three Mistakes of German Controversialists
The Multiplicity of Excuses
Falsehood against Experience
Kultur preached by Unkultur
The Mistake about Bernard Shaw
German Lack of Welt-Politik
Where England is really Wrong.
CHAPTER II - THE PROTESTANT HERO
Suitable Finale for the German Emperor
Frederick II. and the Power of Fear
German Influence in England since Lather
Our German Kings and Allies
Triumph of Frederick the Great.
CHAPTER III - THE ENIGMA OF WATERLOO
How we helped Napoleon
The Revolution and the Two Germanics
Religious Resistance of Austria and Russia
Irreligious Resistance of Prussia and England
Negative Irreligion of England
its Idealism in Snobbishness
Positive Irreligion of Prussia; no Idealism in Anything
Allegory and the French Revolution
The Dual Personality of England; the Double Battle
Triumph of Blucher.
CHAPTER IV - THE COMING OF THE JANISSARIES
The Sad Story of Lord Salisbury
Ireland and Heligoland
The Young Men of Ireland
The Dirty Work
The Use of German Mercenaries
The Unholy Alliance
Triumph of the German Mercenaries.
CHAPTER V - THE LOST ENGLAND
Truth about England and Ireland
Murder and the Two Travellers
Real Defence of England
The Lost Revolution
Story of Cobbett and the Germans
Historical Accuracy of Cobbett
Violence of the English Language
Exaggerated Truths versus Exaggerated Lies
Defeat of the People
Triumph of the German Mercenaries.
CHAPTER VI - HAMLET AND THE DANES
Degeneration of Grimm's Fairy Tales
From Tales of Terror to Tales of Terrorism
German Mistake of being Deep
The Germanisation of Shakespeare
Carlyle and the Spoilt Child
The Test of Teutonism
Hell or Hans Andersen
Causes of English Inaction
Barbarism and Splendid Isolation
The Peace of the Plutocrats
Hamlet the Englishman
The Triumph of Bismarck.
CHAPTER VII - THE MIDNIGHT OF EUROPE
The Two Napoleons
Their Ultimate Success
The Interlude of Sedan
The Meaning of an Emperor
The Triumph of Versailles
The True Innocence of England
Triumph of the Kaiser.
CHAPTER VIII - THE WRONG HORSE
Lord Salisbury Again
The Influence of 1870
The Fairy Tale of Teutonism
The Adoration of the Crescent
The Reign of the Cynics
Last Words to Professor Whirlwind.
CHAPTER IX - THE AWAKENING OF ENGLAND
The March of Montenegro
The Anti-Servile State
The Prussian Preparation
The Sleep of England
The Awakening of England.
CHAPTER X - THE BATTLE OF THE MARNE
The Hour of Peril
The Human Deluge
The English at the Marne.
Note on the word ENGLISH
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THE CRIMES OF ENGLAND
I - Some Words to Professor Whirlwind
DEAR PROFESSOR WHIRLWIND,
Your name in the original German is too much for me; and this is the nearest I propose to get to it: but under the majestic image of pure wind marching in a movement wholly circular I seem to see, as in a vision, something of your mind. But the grand isolation of your thoughts leads you to express them in such words as are gratifying to yourself, and have an inconspicuous or even an unfortunate effect upon others. If anything were really to be made of your moral campaign against the English nation, it was clearly necessary that somebody, if it were only an Englishman, should show you how to leave off professing philosophy and begin to practise it. I have therefore sold myself into the Prussian service, and in return for a cast-off suit of the Emperor's clothes (the uniform of an English midshipman), a German hausfrau's recipe for poison gas, two penny cigars, and twenty-five Iron Crosses, I have consented to instruct you in the rudiments of international controversy. Of this part of my task I have here little to say that is not covered by a general adjuration to you to observe certain elementary rules. They are, roughly speaking, as follows:-
First, stick to one excuse. Thus if a tradesman, with whom your social relations are slight, should chance to find you toying with the coppers in his till, you may possibly explain that you are interested in Numismatics and are a Collector of Coins; and he may possibly believe you. But if you tell him afterwards that you pitied him for being overloaded with unwieldy copper discs, and were in the act of replacing them by a silver sixpence of your own, this further explanation, so far from increasing his confidence in your motives, will (strangely enough) actually decrease it. And if you are so unwise as to be struck by yet another brilliant idea, and tell him that the pennies were all bad pennies, which you were concealing to save him from a police prosecution for coining, the tradesman may even be so wayward as to institute a police prosecution himself. Now this is not in any way an exaggeration of the way in which you have knocked the bottom out of any case you may ever conceivably have had in such matters as the sinking of the Lusitania. With my own eyes I have seen the following explanations, apparently proceeding from your pen, (i) that the ship was a troop-ship carrying soldiers from Canada; (ii) that if it wasn't, it was a merchant-ship unlawfully carrying munitions for the soldiers in France; (iii) that, as the passengers on the ship had been warned in an advertisement, Germany was justified in blowing them to the moon; (iv) that there were guns, and the ship had to be torpedoed because the English captain was just going to fire them off; (v) that the English or American authorities, by throwing the Lusitania at the heads of the German commanders, subjected them to an insupportable temptation; which was apparently somehow demonstrated or intensified by the fact that the ship came up to schedule time, there being some mysterious principle by which having tea at tea-time justifies poisoning the tea; (vi) that the ship was not sunk by the Germans at all but by the English, the English captain having deliberately tried to drown himself and some thousand of his own countrymen in order to cause an exchange of stiff notes between Mr. Wilson and the Kaiser. If this interesting story be true, I can only say that such frantic and suicidal devotion to the most remote interests of his country almost earns the captain pardon for the crime. But do you not see, my dear Professor, that the very richness and variety of your inventive genius throws a doubt upon each explanation when considered in itself? We who read you in England reach a condition of mind in which it no longer very much matters what explanation you offer, or whether you offer any at all. We are prepared to hear that you sank the Lusitania because the sea-born sons of England would live more happily as deep-sea fishes, or that every person on board was coming home to be hanged. You have explained yourself so completely, in this clear way, to the Italians that they have declared war on you, and if you go on explaining yourself so clearly to the Americans they may quite possibly do the same.
Second, when telling such lies as may seem necessary to your international standing, do not tell the lies to the people who know the truth. Do not tell the Eskimos that snow is bright green; nor tell the negroes in Africa that the sun never shines in that Dark Continent. Rather tell the Eskimos that the sun never shines in Africa; and then, turning to the tropical Africans, see if they will believe that snow is green. Similarly, the course indicated for you is to slander the Russians to the English and the English to the Russians; and there are hundreds of good old reliable slanders which can still be used against both of them. There are probably still Russians who believe that every English gentleman puts a rope round his wife's neck and sells her in Smithfield. There are certainly still Englishmen who believe that every Russian gentleman takes a rope to his wife's back and whips her every day. But these stories, picturesque and useful as they are, have a limit to their use like everything else; and the limit consists in the fact that they are not true, and that there necessarily exists a group of persons who know they are not true. It is so with matters of fact about which you asseverate so positively to us, as if they were matters of opinion. Scarborough might be a fortress; but it is not. I happen to know it is not. Mr. Morel may deserve to