Separate Beds
By MJ Cruise
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MJ Cruise
MJ Cruise is an award-winning playwright and published choral composer. Her plays have been performed across North America and have been translated and produced in Germany. MJ teaches drama in Grimsby, Ontario, and is an ambassador for promoting the arts to young people through workshops and festival productions. Other plays include Albert Street, Dried Flowers, In My Life, and A Stranger in Our House.
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Separate Beds - MJ Cruise
This is dedicated to all the actors, directors, technicians and designers
who have been a part of Separate Beds over the years.
But most of all, to my husband, Brian, who never tired of reading my drafts
and who still puts the twinkle in my eye.
Separate Beds was originally produced by Theatre Aquarius in Hamilton, Ontario, in 2002 as a one-act play. It was performed by David Ferry and Kyra Harper. In 2004 it became a two-act play with the same two actors playing both couples.
Since 2004 it has been performed across the world, including in Kingston, Ontario; Geneva, Switzerland; Long Island, New York; Salzberg, Austria; Port Colbourne, Ontario; Auckland, New Zealand; and Charlottetown, PEI.
Characters
To be performed by two actors. (Of course, depending on the needs of the theatre, it can be performed by four actors.)
ERNIE Fraser, fifty-five
TWINK Fraser, fifty
BLAKE Stone, fifty-five
BETH Stone, forty-nine
Set
The action takes place in a cabin suite and on the breakfast deck of a cruise ship. In the cabin suite there are two single beds. The patio area has a small round table with two chairs. In act two the single beds are pushed together.
Note
Names of places, expressions and references may be changed to suit the local audience. Music selections are only suggestions. However, I Got You Babe
is highly recommended.
Act One
A cruise ship sailing in the Caribbean. Island music is playing softly. The lights are dim in a cabin suite. ERNIE and TWINK are tucked into their separate beds.
TWINK
Ernie?… Are you sleeping?
ERNIE
Now what?
TWINK
What if there’s not enough lifeboats?
ERNIE
Twink!
TWINK
Or there’s a hurricane or a tsunami?
ERNIE
Go to sleep. You’re driving me crazy! There’s enough lifeboats—not hurricane season—no tsunamis in the Caribbean. Go to sleep.
TWINK
I only asked a question. You don’t have to be so grumpy.
ERNIE
I’m not grumpy. I’m tired. My back hurts.
TWINK
Because you don’t do your stretches.
ERNIE
Because I sat for five hours on a plane in a seat made for sardines. Then I sat for two hours at the muster station learning the drills, and then I sat another two hours for dinner. So now can we go to sleep?
Pause.
TWINK
But I can’t sleep. I need to get something off my chest. I need to vent.
ERNIE
Vent. Hurry up.
TWINK
Okay. You embarrassed me.
ERNIE
Me? What the heck did I do?
TWINK
You were rude to our dinner partners.
ERNIE
Rude? I wasn’t rude. I hardly said a word.
TWINK
Exactly. You hardly said two words and you had that look on your face all night.
ERNIE
What look?
TWINK
That bored look.
ERNIE
Because I was bored. The guy is full of himself. He talked about himself all night. And he bored me to death with his African safari stories. And his wife was the rude one, not me! She kept texting all through dinner.
TWINK
Because Beth’s an actress and she was texting her agent. She’s waiting to hear about a movie role. I wonder what it is? She couldn’t tell me.
ERNIE
Who cares?
TWINK
I care! I’ve never met a real live movie star before.
ERNIE
Movie star? I’ve never heard of her.
TWINK
She’s been on The Young and the Restless—twice—and she was on Broadway with Dustin Hoffman. And right now she’s in that cute dog-food commercial. Little Joey loves that commercial!
ERNIE
That’s her? Really?
TWINK
Yes. Of course she’s wearing a wig. But that is Beth Stone. So there.
ERNIE
Okay. I rest my case. I do like that commercial. I love how Joey imitates that little dog. Now can we go to sleep?
They both get settled.
TWINK
Oh, Ernie. I just want us to have some fun. And the kids paid a lot of money for this trip.
ERNIE
The kids should have saved their money.
TWINK
That’s my point. They did save their money because they want us to celebrate our thirtieth anniversary in style. And they want you to relax. They’re worried about you. You are so stressed out.
ERNIE
Well, I have good reason to be stressed out. Business is bad.
TWINK
It’s slow for everyone.
ERNIE
But I can’t compete with Home Depoooooooooooo—
ERNIE has the beginnings of a charley horse in his leg.
Charley horse!
TWINK bolts out of bed and turns the bedside light on. She is wearing her life jacket.
TWINK lifts his leg, straddles it with her backside facing