My Amish Boyfriend: A Novel

By Melody Carlson

Sixteen-year-old Shannon McNamara has exciting plans for the summer, and she can't wait to get to them. Unbeknownst to her, however, her widowed and ailing mother has plans of her own--to relocate them both to the heart of Amish country in Ohio where she has relatives who can look after her. Shannon quickly learns that living a "simple" life is actually a lot of hard work. But when a hot young Amish guy named Ezra enters the picture, she's ready to get an Amish makeover and even consider making it a permanent change. But does Ezra share her attraction? Will Shannon really make the jump into this new way of life? And will it be for the right reasons?

Teen favorite Melody Carlson brings fans another sweet story of worlds--and families--colliding, exploring themes important to teen girls through an engaging tale.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Baker Publishing Group
• Release date: Feb 4, 2014
• ISBN: 9781441245465

Melody Carlson

Melody Carlson has written more than 200 books for teens, women, and children. Before publishing, Melody traveled around the world, volunteered in teen ministry, taught preschool, raised two sons, and worked briefly in interior design and later in international adoption. "I think real-life experiences inspire the best fiction," she says. Her wide variety of books seems to prove this theory.

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1

As my best friend Merenda and I evacuate the belching yellow school bus on the last day of school, a three-part plan congeals for me. Standing on the curb, watching that gross, smelly contraption growling away in a cloud of diesel smoke, I make my proclamation to Merenda. I need to get three things this summer.

Merenda ignores my proclamation as we race across the sunbaked parking lot. The asphalt is so hot it might be melting our flip-flops, but my mind is on my plan. To be honest, this plan was probably inspired by my history teacher. People who fail to plan, plan to fail, he told me as I was leaving his classroom today. Of course, I knew his clichéd challenge was meant to pressure me into signing up for his AP history class next fall, so I answered his cliché with another.

What about the best laid plans of mice and men? I asked.

He just laughed. Quoting Robert Burns, are we? He rubbed his chin in a thoughtful way. Methinks you should sign up for AP English as well. So before I left, I promised to consider some AP classes next year. But that’s a long way off.

What were you saying? Merenda asks as we catch our breath in the shade of the covered walkway next to our apartment complex. What three things do you need to get?

I hold up one finger. First of all, I need to get my driver’s license. Sixteen is too old to be riding a smelly old school bus.

You got that right. She nods eagerly.

I hold up a second finger. Then I need to get a job.

She looks less enthused about this. That’s two. What’s the third thing you need to get?

A tattoo. I give her a mischievous smirk.

Right . . . Her tone is doubtful. Okay, I get the license and the job, Shannon, but why do you need a tattoo?

Why not? As we enter the darkened stairwell, I explain my plan to get a monarch butterfly tattooed on my left ankle. Not too big, but not too small. The butterfly symbolizes rebirth and freedom. This is going to be my summer of independence. Getting a tattoo will be like my badge of courage.

Like your mom will ever agree to a tattoo. Merenda rolls her eyes. Get real, Shannon. Your mom’s even more conservative than mine, and my mom would have a cow if I got a tattoo.

My mom will agree, I insist.

Yeah, right. She shakes her head.

I’ll just have her sign a release form when she’s groggy from her meds.

Really? Merenda’s mouth twists to one side in a skeptical way.

Well, she might agree even without her meds. This sickness has changed her some.

How’s she doing, anyway?

Once in a while she has a good day, which only means she can get out of her chair without getting sick. Most of the time she’s so dizzy, she can’t even stand. I pause to fish my door key from my bag. That’s why I need to get my license, so I can use her car. And then I need to get a summer job to earn some money. I honestly don’t know if Mom will ever be able to go back to work . . . and living on Social Security isn’t cutting it.

Well, good luck with your three-part summer plan. Merenda pats me on the back as we pause on the third floor. "Can’t say that I envy you on the job part, though. I’m totally looking forward to a real vacation this summer. I plan to do absolutely nothing at my dad’s house. Well, if I can get away with it. She gives me a slightly pitiful look. But, hey, it would be so cool if you got your license, Shannon. Especially if you can use your mom’s car to go to school next fall. I’d be totally down with that."

Yeah. Me too.

And having a job might be kinda cool, she adds hopefully.

Yeah, especially if I find a good one. I already made my résumé, and I plan to start looking tomorrow. I’ll take my driver’s test on Monday. I’ve been studying, and I’m pretty sure I’m ready. I make a cheesy grin. So while you’re at your dad’s doing nothing, or vegging out in front of his big screen, I’ll be an independent working woman earning my own money. I’ll be driving my mom’s car and doing pretty much as I please. I feel unexpectedly encouraged to think of it like this. My summer could turn out to be pretty cool after all.

Merenda’s mouth twists to one side. Well, when you put it like that, it does sound kinda appealing.

Hopefully I’ll find a job I actually like. I’m going to apply at Marlee’s Thrift Shop to start with. I heard she might be hiring for the summer.

Keep me posted, okay?

Absolutely. And I’ll text you a photo of the tattoo as soon as I get it too.

Merenda laughs, then opens her arms for a hug. I’ll miss ya, Shannon.

I hug her back. Me too.

Tell your mom I’m still praying for her to get well.

I nod. Yeah, I will.

See ya—wouldn’t wanna be ya! Merenda laughs at the old rhyme, waving as she disappears into the shadows of the hallway that leads to her apartment.

As I trudge on up the stairs to the top floor, I try not to feel too envious of my best friend. Despite my teasing Merenda about becoming a vegetable, I know she’s lucky to spend summers at her dad’s house. Not only does she escape the city, but her dad’s house is even by a lake, and her stepmom actually sounds pretty nice. Really, it would be a dream summer to me.

In most ways, Merenda and I have a lot in common. Both of us are only children. Both of us live with a single mom—although my mom is widowed and Merenda’s is divorced. And until last spring both of our moms worked full time at the same factory. Then my mom got sick. That’s when things began to change.

Shannon? Mrs. Wimple pokes her head out of her door. Spying me in the hall, she quickly steps out in front of me and tightens the belt of her raggedy pink bathrobe. Her damp gray hair sticks out like she’s just emerged from the shower. I hoped that was you, dear. I wanted to catch you before you went in.

I smile politely at my elderly neighbor. Mrs. Wimple is a retired army nurse, and she’s been a real saint when it’s come to helping with my mom these last few months. What’s up?

Mrs. Wimple’s expression grows serious. I’m worried about your poor mother.

Oh? I bite into my lip, bracing myself for the worst. Did Mom fall down again?

Mrs. Wimple somberly shakes her head. No, no, but she was so dizzy she would’ve taken a tumble if she’d tried to get out of her chair without help. The problem is that she couldn’t keep a thing down all day. And it’s like an oven in your apartment, but she refuses to run the air conditioner because of the electric bill. I’m concerned that she’s gotten herself dehydrated again.

I’ll make her a smoothie, I assure her. She always likes those.

There’s something else. Mrs. Wimple puts a hand on my arm, stopping me from going. I don’t like to interfere, dear, but I really think you and your mother should go stay with your grandparents—

Grandparents? Is she serious? I don’t think so, Mrs. Wimple. I say the words slowly, mechanically. I mean, from what I’ve heard, my dad’s parents . . . well, they weren’t the nicest people, if you know what I mean. They didn’t come to Dad’s funeral or even send a card.

I don’t mean your father’s family.

But my mom doesn’t have any family.

"As a matter of fact, your mother does have family." Mrs. Wimple pushes a wet strand of gray hair away from her face.

Huh?

She told me all about it today. Your mother has relatives in Ohio.

What? I blink in surprise.

Mrs. Wimple tugs me by the arm toward her door. Come in here so we can talk. Hurry, before all my cool air escapes into the hallway.

Feeling confused, I walk into the cluttered living room while Mrs. Wimple closes the door, then turns on a floor lamp. What are you saying?

Just a minute. Mrs. Wimple holds up a hand. I need to get something. She shuffles off to her bedroom.

I stand there waiting, trying to absorb what Mrs. Wimple has told me. My mother has relatives? Feeling baffled yet curious, I listen to the cheerful twitters of Mrs. Wimple’s parakeets and wonder what’s keeping her. Finally I wander into the kitchen to say hi to the birds. Mrs. Wimple has kept birds for as long as I’ve known her. She calls this pair Pearlie and Pokey and thinks of them as her children, but their rank-smelling birdcage is overdue for a cleaning. Probably neglected because of my mom.

Here I am, Mrs. Wimple calls out as she returns to the living room.

I leave the birds, returning to the living room to see Mrs. Wimple with her damp hair combed down so flat that her pale scalp shines through. Still wearing her pink bathrobe, she now has a zebra-print handbag looped over one arm. I don’t know if your mother told you this or not, but my sister and I are taking a month-long cruise this summer. We leave on Saturday.

That sounds like fun. I hope you have a good time. Thinking that’s all she has to tell me, and remembering how older people can sometimes be a little weird, I edge toward the door.

I’ve arranged for Pearlie and Pokey to stay with Mr. Warren in apartment 537, she continues as if she feels I need to know all about her vacation plans. The problem is that I’m worried about your mother, Shannon. What will she do when I’m not here to help her?

Well, I’m on summer break now, so I’ll be around more, I say, trying to disguise my uncertainty. Although I might get a job too. At least I’d like to.

Yes, well, I’m afraid you’ll have to put that job on hold for now.

Why?

As I was saying, Shannon, your mother has family. And that is very good news, don’t you think?

I, uh, I don’t know. I mean, I always assumed my grandparents were dead or something. I thought Mom was an orphan. I mean, she doesn’t like to talk about it much, but I do remember her saying she lived in some kind of a group home when she was a teen.

It seems that your mother left home when she was very young, Shannon. Even younger than you are now. And you’re right, she was in foster care for a few years during high school. But as it turns out, she does have family, and I’ve taken the liberty of contacting them for you.

What?

I spoke to them today.

Seriously?

I’m not sure why your mother was estranged from her folks, but she gave me her parents’ phone number. I actually spoke to your mother’s brother this morning, and I was relieved to discover that he sounds like a decent, God-fearing man. He seemed very eager to have you and your mother come visit the family. They only live about five hours away from Indianapolis. It’s been all arranged for you to—

Are you kidding?

Not in the least. Mrs. Wimple smiles. Your uncle explained that you’ll need to take the bus to Hochstetler.

Hochstetler? I feel like the floor has been pulled out from under me. I—uh—I’ve never even heard of it.

Maybe not, but it sounds like a perfectly charming town with lots of delightful little shops. The woman at the bus station told me she’s been there before. She said that tourists flock to Hochstetler in the summer. Mrs. Wimple reaches into her zebra handbag. So I went ahead and purchased your bus tickets today.

Bus tickets? I ask weakly.

Yes, dear. Don’t worry, it’s my treat. She presses a thin envelope into my hand. I’ll drive you both to the bus station tomorrow. The bus leaves at 10:40 a.m.

But I don’t know what—

I know it seems a little sudden, but I do think it’s for the best. Strike while the iron’s hot, I always say.

But I—

Now, I don’t want you to worry about a thing, Shannon. Just make sure you and your mother are ready to leave by 10:00. That’ll give us plenty of time.

What if Mom doesn’t want to—

Your mother has already agreed that it’s the best plan, she says firmly. For everyone.

Really? I feel completely blindsided by this. "Mom wants to go?"

Mrs. Wimple’s expression grows serious. She’s very ill, Shannon. And you know that she has no health insurance now that she’s not working. She’s been struggling to get well, and I see her making a little progress, but what will happen when I’m gone for a month? Your mother needs more help and support than you can give her, and it seems her family is ready and able to step up. Truly, it’s a godsend, don’t you think?

Maybe . . . but how long will we be gone?

As long as it takes for her to get better. You do want her to get well, don’t you?

Yes, of course. But is she even strong enough to make this trip? And on a bus?

The bus station woman was very helpful. Your seats are reserved in the rear of the bus, near the bathroom, and she made certain no one else would be back there with you. Your mother will be able to lie down and rest. I suggest that you give her an extra dose of her medicine as soon as you board. That will relax her, and I expect she’ll sleep most of the way.

Even so, this is a lot to—

It’s all worked out, dear. I plan to fix you both some food and drinks to take along. Mrs. Wimple sighs with satisfaction. All you’ll need to do is keep your poor mother comfortable for the duration of the trip and make sure you get off at the right bus stop in Hochstetler. Your uncle has promised to be there to meet you.

I am speechless. Totally blindsided. Is this really happening?

I don’t expect you to thank me, dear. But I want you to do all you can to help your poor mother. She pats me on the back. Now, you’d better get moving. You’ll need to pack for the two of you. Don’t forget to bring a couple pillows for your mother. Maybe a small throw blanket too. The woman said the air-conditioning can get a little cool.

But what about our apartment and—

I have a key, and I’ll see to emptying your fridge and cleaning up some. And I’ll arrange to forward your mail and whatever else needs doing.

That’s very generous of you. I stare at the blue envelope in my hand. But it’s all so sudden. Are you sure my mom is really—

She’s very relieved, Shannon. Trust me. This is exactly what both of you need. Mrs. Wimple gently nudges me out of her apartment. I know you must have lots to do. Don’t let me keep you.

I feel dazed as I go next door and unlock the door to the apartment Mom and I have shared for the last six years—ever since Dad died and we lost our house, like a lot of other families in our neighborhood did too. As I go inside, I remember how unhappy I was when we moved to this complex back then, but I realize that now this is home. It’s all we have. Suddenly the idea of leaving this pathetic little place, or perhaps even losing it if we can’t keep up with the rent—well, it feels pretty disturbing. As well as rather scary.

2

I quietly let myself into our apartment. Like in Mrs. Wimple’s apartment, the drapes are drawn, but with no air-conditioning, it feels hot and stuffy. Mom, as usual, is sleeping in her La-Z-Boy recliner in the tiny living room. The doctor recommended the chair for her last month because for some reason the reclined position helps with her dizziness. At first he diagnosed Mom with some kind of vertigo with a long name, called BPPV for short. BPPV sounded like a debilitating illness with no real cure or treatment, so I was relieved to find out that was wrong. However, it does make me question how much medical professionals really know.

When the doctor changed Mom’s diagnosis to Ménière’s disease, it was supposed to be good news. He said Ménière’s might be a temporary condition, and he prescribed diazepam to help alleviate her symptoms. While it’s nice having medicine to give her, I know these meds are a form of Valium, and according to Mrs. Wimple, they are highly addictive, which is why she strongly encouraged me to control them for my mom. But I have to admit, they do seem to help some. Mom never really gets better, but she doesn’t seem to be getting worse either. However, as the weeks and months have passed, the likelihood of her returning to work has seemed to steadily diminish.

Mom? I lean down to check on her. You awake?

Lying very still, she doesn’t even flinch, but I can see she’s breathing evenly and seems somewhat comfortable. Satisfied she’s okay, I drop my bag on a chair, then head to the kitchen to make her a smoothie. Even if the blender noise disturbs her sleep, it will be worth it to get some fluid into her. Mrs. Wimple is right to be concerned about dehydration. That could result in a visit to the ER, and I know from experience that’s expensive.

As the blender loudly whirls the frozen strawberries, milk, honey, and protein powder, I break Mom’s frugal rule by turning on the AC. Really, how expensive could a few hours be? Besides, according to Mrs. Wimple’s plans, we’ll be long gone by the time the bill arrives in July. Of course, our helpful neighbor will probably forward that bill along with the other mail. Our much-needed monthly Social Security check is a direct deposit, though, so we don’t have to worry about that. Still, this is so sudden, so unexpected. I try to imagine what tomorrow will be like as I pour the frothy pink liquid into a glass. Will we really go through with this crazy plan?

Shannon? Mom’s voice sounds raspy. Is that you in there?

Sorry, Mom. I emerge from the kitchen with the smoothie. Did the blender wake you?

Uh-huh. Mom rests the back of her wrist on her forehead.

Well, that’s probably good because you need to drink this. I hand her the glass. Made with love.

Mom takes a tentative sip. It’s good, she murmurs. Thanks, sweetie.

Mrs. Wimple told me about, uh, her plans for us. I sit down on the couch across from Mom. I know I need to say this carefully in order not to upset her. She said we’re going to . . . uh, to see your family?

Mom sets the half full glass on the TV tray next to her chair. Yes. I meant to tell you first, Shannon. I know it’s a bit sudden.

That’s okay. I try to make my voice sound light and unconcerned. Mrs. Wimple gave me the bus tickets and explained the whole thing. It sounds like an interesting idea.

Mom’s brow creases. I’m not sure if it’s from pain or anxiety. She told you about my parents? My family?

She said they live in Ohio, and that your brother will meet us at the bus stop in Hochstetler.

Oh my. Mom presses both hands to the sides of her forehead and groans quietly.

Do you need a pill, Mom?

Mom looks up at the wall clock. Yes. I think that would help. If it’s not too soon.

Can you finish your smoothie first? I urge. Please?

Mom reaches for the glass and takes another slow sip and then another. Satisfied that she is cooperating with the rehydration program, I return to the kitchen to get her a pill. Having the diazepam this early will probably knock her out for the duration of the evening, but perhaps that will be for the best. Especially if the idea of

Reviews for My Amish Boyfriend

[mbarkman_2 · Rating: 5 out of 5 stars]

Reading a Young Adult novel is rather outside of my comfort zone, but this one is such a fantastic one, I did not find it too be difficult. It is written in The first person deep point of view, which means the whole book is written completely from Shannon's perspective. This was cool, because I was not at all distracted by the other characters agenda, thoughts or actions. Melody gives us a fresh look at the Amish which in this time where a lot of attention is being given to this lifestyle and their religious beliefs, seems like a difficult job.Many aspects are brought to life, from their dress, work ethics and ordnance. Although we read a lot of books where the Amish way of life is romanticized as Shannon looks in from the outside, she sees the other side as well.I received this book free from Fred at The Book Club Network and Revell books in exchange for an honest review. A positive critique was not required. The opinions are my own.

[westfargolibrary · Rating: 4 out of 5 stars]

On the last day of school, Shannon declares she is going to get three things this summer: a driver?s license, a job, and tattoo. When she returns home, her sick mother has other plans ? to stay with her Amish family where she might be able to recover. While her family cares for her mother, Shannon discovers that the Amish life is hard work ? quilting, gardening, mowing, and milking cows ? and to her surprise she considers becoming Amish. While Shannon learns that being Amish isn?t just hard, simple living ? it?s a life-long commitment to put God first in her life, she meets Ezra who is considering leaving the Amish. Author Carlson writes an engaging and realistic story of life-changing decisions that all teenagers must make before adulthood.