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Dead Men Don’t Eat Quiche: A Short Humorous Mystery Set in Paris
By Gwen Ellery
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Becca is having a dead viscount day, and if she doesn’t think fast, she’ll end up in a French jail crying, “I forking can’t take it anymore!" 32 pages of pure entertainment from award-winning humorist Gwen Ellery.
Includes an excerpt from What’s French for WTF? and French Toasted and a manifesto: “A Chick By Any Other Name”
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Gwen Ellery
Hi, I'm Gwen Ellery. I write stories of dark fantasy and comic delight. My romantic comedy and mystery screenplays have been produced and shown in film festivals internationally.
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