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    Mo-Mallow Commands You
    Mo-Mallow Commands You
    Mo-Mallow Commands You
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    Mo-Mallow Commands You

    By Patrick Alan

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    What happens when you have a rat in a cage, two brilliant scientists, a talking pig, and a sexy secret agent?

    Throw in some rocket skates and a force field and you have a wild adventure on your hands.

    Mo-Mallow Commands You by Patrick Alan is a humorous science fiction romp in the vein of Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, and Robert Asprin.

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    What they are saying about "Mo-Mallow"

    "Silly, hysterical, laughable, but never predictable."

    "Mo-Mallow commanded me to post this-"

    “Have you sold any yet? Do I need to buy one to read it?”

    "Mo-Mallow.....one word – awesome."

    "I bought one. I hope you’re happy."

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherPatrick Alan
    Release dateApr 15, 2011
    ISBN9781458013064
    Mo-Mallow Commands You
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    Patrick Alan

    Just a guy who makes things up and writes them down. Sometimes I just make them up and don't write them down.

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