Beyond the Alveolar Ridge
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In a mythical land, whose geography and populace are inspired by the human digestive tract, Zakharin spins a tale of truly fantastical pun-ishment... who knows what dangers may lurk—whence one dares to venture beyond the Alveolar Ridge...
The people of Lippland are in grave danger. Their large, enamel, city walls, protecting from the wilderlands without, are decaying—leaving a cavity in their giant tooth-like defense. Before the city is overrun by the goblinish mucoids, the city’s Elders rest their fate in the hands of two stalwart (and vehemently coerced), young men, Canine and Bicuspid, to travel beyond the Alveolar Ridge, to brave unknown dangers in search of the legendary witch Prosthodontia—perhaps the city’s only hope for salvation...
Mishka Zakharin
Mishka Zakharin was born in 1970 in Wisconsin--where his existence yet rolls lackadaisically along... he earned a Bachelor of Arts in English from UW-Whitewater, graduating Magna Cum Laude, in 1992, and has since published various anthologies of poetry, prose, and miscellaneous ramblings... influences in Zakharin's writing include Shakespeare and the greats of 19th Century Russian literature, as well as Jack Kerouac and Pablo Neruda... odder moments can best be attributed to Groucho Marx, Steve Martin, and Monty Python...
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