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    Nine Flash Nine
    Nine Flash Nine
    Nine Flash Nine
    Ebook50 pages33 minutes

    Nine Flash Nine

    By Patrick O'Duffy

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    A collection of nine flash fiction stories, each 1000 words long or less, costing... well, you get the idea.

    Nine Flash Nine. See, it makes sense.

    The stories are:
    * For Sale, Baby Heads, Never Worn
    * Murder, She Rocked
    * Boy
    * Dear Penthouse Forum: I F----d Godzilla
    * Black Veil and Gloves
    * Got the Horn
    * Ghost (Moustache) Story
    * High School Methical
    * Giant Spiders Cannot Exist

    Some stories are serious, some are silly, some are offbeat. But they're all very short.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherPatrick O'Duffy
    Release dateFeb 19, 2013
    ISBN9781301348206
    Nine Flash Nine
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    Patrick O'Duffy

    Patrick O'Duffy is tall, Australian and a professional editor, although not always in that order. He has written role-playing games, short fiction, a little journalism and freelance non-fiction, and is currently working on a novel, although frankly not working hard enough. He loves off-kilter fiction, Batman comics and his wife, and finds this whole writing-about-yourself-in-the-third-person thing difficult to take seriously.

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