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How I Met My Alien Bitch Lover: Book # 1 from the Sunny World Inquisition Daily Letter Archives
How I Met My Alien Bitch Lover: Book # 1 from the Sunny World Inquisition Daily Letter Archives
How I Met My Alien Bitch Lover: Book # 1 from the Sunny World Inquisition Daily Letter Archives
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How I Met My Alien Bitch Lover: Book # 1 from the Sunny World Inquisition Daily Letter Archives

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Hiding from a black ops agency bent on saving the world from a threat that may not even exist, Len Furstin has taken a job as a reporter for the Sunny World Inquisiton Daily Letter (SWInDL), a batbaby and bigfoot type tabloid. In his guise as reporter, he seeks proof of alien visitations. When a young grad student desperate to reclaim her family's ranch offers to sell Furstin that proof, he follows her deep into a storm made up of unnatural lightning, wildfire, techno-ninjas, hormones, a soul-sick forest ranger, an coyote-hunting ostrich farmer, creepy coyotes, and a space alien. In the end, only one version of the story will be told -- the one told by the survivors.

LanguageEnglish
Release dateJul 24, 2012
ISBN9781452497778
How I Met My Alien Bitch Lover: Book # 1 from the Sunny World Inquisition Daily Letter Archives
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Eric M. Witchey

Eric M. Witchey has made a living as a freelance writer for over 20 years. His stories have appeared in six genres on five continents, and he has received recognition from New Century Writers, Writers of the Future, Writer's Digest, The Eric Hoffer Prose Award program, and other organizations. His How-To articles have appeared in The Writer Magazine, Writer's Digest Magazine, and other print and online magazines. When not teaching or writing, he spends his time fly fishing or restoring antique, model locomotives.

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